still… WRITING.

Posted on March 11, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

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WRITING

Posted on March 10, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

elsewhere

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WHO IS JACK SCHITT

Posted on March 9, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’ Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

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Final cut…

Posted on March 9, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

These are the ” Evelyn TEES” …to choose from, unless YOU have any other ideas? I also created a blog page just for Evelyn, located in the side bar—->

The link is also HERE

(by the by, if you CLICK ON the PICTURES of the tee’s below, they get BIGGER, this way, you can get a better LOOK at them)

TEE SHIRT FRONTS:

#1 (simple, plain)

#2 (the centering of the letters / icon is your choice)

#3 (the all “inclusive”)

BACKS:

#1 (black and white, plain… NON you tube, just her blogger address on the bottom)

#2 (with color… NON you tube, just her blogger address on the bottom)

#3 (with color… and a different movie-search-web-address-set-up at the bottom)

It’s UP TO YOU!! Please choose 1 front and 1 back. After I have the VOTE RESULTS in… THEN! I will deal with having them printed, pressed, silk-screened, and / or what ever else is involved with the makings of a tee-shirt.

please VOTE in the comments section

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Evelyn TEE SHIRT (prototypes)

Posted on March 8, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

When, and IF this all comes to fruition, I spent most of my evening holding up my end of the PayPal deal. Conjuring up ideas and attempting to designing the Evelyn TeeShirts (as promised)

All TEES will be either WHITE or BLACK (genderless)

– If it’s a WHITE shirt it will have BLACK lettering

– If it’s a BLACK shirt it will have WHITE lettering

These are just a few ideas (so far) I have much to play with in COMIC LIFE, soooo many options, I figured I’d start simple.

FRONT:

BACK:

OR IF YOU WANTED TO BE MORE DARING:

FRONT:

BACK:

PS: THE TIP JAR IS UP! MAKE A DONATION ! GO LOOK IN THE SIDE BAR!

Let’s make these shirts!!

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Do You See That?

Posted on March 8, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

ITS LIKE MAGIC! It wasn’t here before, and NOW! IT IS! The PAYPAL button is HERE! GO! LOOK!

In the side bar —–> DONATE?  (Leslie! My OZ! LOVE YOU!)

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The Pay Pal Button

Posted on March 7, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

Barring any one I missed, the vote results are in:

17 – YES

1 – NO

2 – UNDECIDED

So, It’s going on.

PAY PAL BUTTON OVER —– > there (coming soon)

I 100% agree with my Cascadian sister Leslie when she said, in order to justify the Pay Pal, I need to provide a service, which I believe I do, to an extent.

I write things that make you laugh. I make movies that you enjoy. All of these things take mucho time and effort. In order to do those things, I require equipment, software, bandwidth, LaCie Disks, handheld camcorders, digital cameras, ect, which can cost me a pretty penny at times. But, I agree, there needs to be more, for YOU, to add a Pay Pal.

SO! I will be adding “MELZ MERCHANDISE”

Thanks! to Smoke-Eater and his offer to help with tee-shirts! I will be making the Evelyn Tee-Shirts (and yes, I am spelling TEE shirts that way on purpose.) because everyone seems to want a piece of EV.

The Evelyn TEE will have a photo of her and the URL / advertisement for the YOUTUBE channel I am building for her. (my project for tonight)

I will also make a legitimate Momma Mia Mea Culpa shirt, or mug, or something, but I haven’t decided on just what or what things like that will look like just yet.

I will NOT be selling “HOT PHOTOS” as suggested by Flint, (which I mistook in the comments as HOT POTATOES……but, I may? sell “hot potatoes”)

Sorry, Rob, as funny as this is, I don’t think I will ever sell a shirt with a finger-painted style imprint of my ass!

(Yeah, hi! Leslie? … I will need you! again! to hack into my template and be all magical and OZ like…can you please? pretty pretty pretty pleeeeeease install the button for me?)

As soon as the button is installed, functioning, up and running, I can begin the tee-shirt festival. I appreciate all the support and all the help. I love my readers (and my comments)

“My vote is yes. You deserve it for all the work you put in to the site. I have first dibs on a “Vote for Evelyn” T-Shirt. Jamie”

Jamie: Thanks dood! nice to wreck-a-nyze!! Evelyn shirts coming soon.

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Guess who really LOVES bread?

Posted on March 7, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

THIS GUY.

The same guy who was sooo anti-video, anti-camera, anti-pictures… and very ANTI-BLOG.

I think we’ve broken him in.

I was 100% unaware that this footage had even been taken.

You will be able to imagine my fit of laughter when I discovered this little “improvisational piece” in one of my raw construction footage clips library.

I handed off a loaf of bread to my father, and left the room. I had NO IDEA he did this

This movie doesn’t have special effects or anything crazy extra added. All I added was the music. (and a few titles)

This is just my daddy, being my daddy, and WHY, I love this man so much.

MAC PAGE MOVIE TAB (top right corner)…. HERE

YOU TUBE VERSION … HERE

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S O M E T I M E S

Posted on March 7, 2007 by Meleah

Sometimes, when you cry…no one sees your tears.

Sometimes, when you are in pain…no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes, when you are worried…no one sees your stress.

Sometimes, when you are happy…no one sees your smile

But FART!! just ONE time… And everybody knows!!

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PAY PAL / DONATIONS:

Posted on March 6, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

So after reading my comments yesterday… I wanted to make something clear.

When I said I was accepting donations, (for a hand held camcorder) I was thinking about my family members that HAVE camcorders and do not even use them. I was *hint *hinting they should possibly donate the un-used cameras to me, as I am 100% obsessed with filming my whole family 24/7, preserving memories, and providing entertainment for myself, my family and the internet.

Since I was unclear in my *hint *hint donations request, some of ya’ll brought up the subject of PAY PAL. (via comments and emails)

I have considered adding a PAY PAL button over in the side bar——>

But? Wouldn’t that be the same as “cyber-begging” or “pan-handling”

Is? that….. tacky?

Wouldn’t that be taking advantage of basic human kindness buy asking people to send their money? Even though that money will go towards helping ME, keep up this site, I’d be able to dedicate more time to writing even funnier and better posts for your reading pleasure and pay for the costly supplies, equipment, and the much needed bandwidth to help me continue to give YOU entertainment and laughter?

I know plenty of other bloggers that have PAY PAL buttons on their sites. They sell stuff like coffee mugs, t-shirts, or even some of their writing. They ask for donations to support the blog. I don’t find it offensive, but I feared people would find mine offensive.

I am not selling anything, which entitles me to a Pay Pal Button. (like “Momma Mia Mea Culpa” Tee-shirts ….but I could….. if I had a Pay Pal button to pay for the costs to make the shirts…that is, if you really wanted to sport a tee-shirt with my goofy logo and goofy face on it. Or, I could draw pictures, and paint furniture….if people wanted them, they could buy them with the Pay Pal button.)

Or, I could just have a Pay Pal button, so if people feel like they want to support my blog, and writing, or you can simply help pay for a book to teach me some proper grammar.

So? Maybe me, adding a Pay Pal button IS? a GOOD idea?

It sure would make getting me birthday and chris-ma-channukah gifts easier, ya’ll (including family) could just donate $ … (hahahahahahahahaaaa)

I’m taking a VOTE

It’s up to YOU guys…

Vote YES to PAY PAL

or

VOTE NO to PAY PAL

in the comments section of this post.

(of course, if I win the mega millions tonight this will all be a moot point)

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