Knock, Knock, Who’s There?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Orange?
Orange, Who?
Orange you glad I’m back to blogging?

[Yes, I know. That was probably the worst joke ever.  Gimme a break. I’m really sick, again.]

* taps microphone *

Is this blog still on?”

Okay, people. I think I am ready to return to the land of blogging. Seriously. Ya’ll have no idea how much I’ve missed you. While I truly needed to take some personal time in order to grieve the loss of my beloved grandmother, being away from the Internet made me feel extremely lonely, and even more isolated. What can I say? Ya’ll are like extended family to me. And I have come to lean heavily on the interaction between us.

Plus, I really miss looking at my life through ‘blogger eyes’. You know what I mean when I say that, right? Like no matter how bad things may seem at the time, or no matter how badly you embarrassed yourself, you know it’s eventually going to make for excellent fodder for your readers, and that just makes whatever you’re going through ‘worth it’. Yes?

That being said, now that I am back, I wish I could regale you with fabulous tales, or fascinating stories, or funny photos, or kick-ass videos. Sadly, it’s a little difficult come up with any ‘material’ when you’ve been sick in bed with a sinus infection and bronchitis.

So even though I don’t have anything to share with you at the moment, I am very much looking forward to spending this week catching up with all of your blogs. In fact, I’m probably leaving you a comment right now!

About Meleah

Mother. Writer. Television Junkie. Pajama Jean Enthusiast.
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93 Responses to Knock, Knock, Who’s There?

  1. Lyndadesordi says:

    My day has definitely gotten better..just reading this..I’ve missed you!!!! <3<3<3

  2. Lyndadesordi says:

    Oh, and by the way, I thought your joke was funny!!!!!!

  3. Madge says:

    Henry says the best cure for a sinus infection is to have someone drop a hammer on your head from the top of a 12 foot ladder. The puss will come right out of your nose. I assume probably part of your brain as well, but if all else fails at least you know you’ve got options.

  4. Madge says:

    Henry says the best cure for a sinus infection is to have someone drop a hammer on your head from the top of a 12 foot ladder. The puss will come right out of your nose. I assume probably part of your brain as well, but if all else fails at least you know you’ve got options.

  5. Anne says:

    Glad to see you back! Feel better soon.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Welcome back.. Looking forward to your entertaining posts 🙂

  7. Anonymous says:

    Welcome back sweet!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Absolutely awful joke … but it’s so good to see you back.

  9. I miss you too! And, I’m just happy I can sit UP RIGHT again!

  10. Ahahahhaha. You would. Thanks Aunt Lynda.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Very glad you are back, and sorry no the joke was not that funny…………….

  12. Christa says:

    Yay! You’re back!! Woo hoo!! 🙂

  13. I’m willing to do ANYTHING to make the pressure go away!
    Thanks for the options. He he he.

    I’m taking heavy duty antibiotics which I think are making me feel sicker.
    UGH.

  14. Thanks, Anne. I’ve missed you!

  15. Thanks, Lady.
    I’m looking forward to THAT too!
    🙂

  16. Holler Back, Christine!
    I’m really looking forward to reading your blog.
    I know THAT will make me laugh out loud.

  17. Thank, Bud!
    Worst. Joke. Ever.

  18. Yeah, no shit. That’s why I called it the worst joke ever.

  19. Christa!!
    xoxoxoxoxoxxo

  20. Anonymous says:

    yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh….:)

  21. Marty Wombacher says:

    Welcome back, Meleah. Sorry to hear you’re sick, but glad to see you back in the blogosphere! Feel better soon. Have a orange…oh wait, you already did, never mind.

  22. Ron says:

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…..you’re back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “Orange you glad I’m back to blogging?”

    OMG, you have NO IDEA how glad I am that you’re back blogging, I’ve/we’ve missed you soooooooooo much! I’ve been thinking about you all week and wondering how you were, my Libra friend!

    “What can I say? Ya’ll are like extended family to me. And I have come to lean heavily on the interaction between us.”

    I feel the same way. It’s hard for people who don’t blog to understand that deep connection we make as bloggers, ya know?

    Anyway, girl…..can’t wait to read you this week!

    (((((((( Meleah ))))))))))))

    X ya!

  23. Aw, thanks Marty. 🙂

  24. Oh Ron, I know YOU have been thinking of me all week, and TRULY felt YOUR good vibes. Honest to blog, you helped me start the healing process. And, I’m so happy to be ‘back’. I need my friends now more than ever!

  25. Nicky says:

    I have so missed you, little sister! I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. You just rest up, relax and get better so you can be up and strutting those pajama jeans soon!

  26. Lisa Golden says:

    I hope you’re feeling better soon. My blogger mojo is gone. I don’t even feel like being online these days. What is up with that?

    xoxo and hugs

  27. Anonymous says:

    Welcome back, chica! We’ve missed your lame jokes and funny stories. Oh, sure. There are a lot of blogs out there, but it is just not the same without Meleah. I am glad you are back with the rest of us nutbags.

    And I hope you are feeling a bit better. Colds/flu/sinus problems can be a real bitch. I know – I’ve been fighting one off for weeks. Hope you are getting lots of rest and taking your meds. And don’t worry. You’ll be up and around playing golf in no time.

    Glad to have you back…

  28. I have missed you too. A lot.
    I love you Nicky, and I’m shipping you YOUR pajama jeans THIS week!

  29. Oh Lisa, that’s such an awful feeling. I know it well.
    I hope you find your mojo again, and soon!

  30. Agg, I have missed all of you SO much.
    Thank you for making me feel special, wanted, and missed on the Internet.

    And oh boy, I am DREAMING of the days when I can okay golf again!

  31. Sandra says:

    So glad you are back and better! 🙂
    It was interesting to read as well that you missed blogging while you were away. I often wonder why I blog at all. What do I hope to gain from this? I never do stop because of exactly what you said: I suspect I’d get lonely without all the new friends I’ve made.
    Welcome back! You were missed!

  32. Anonymous says:

    Mel…welcome back baby! Time to get down to the real Frank Nitti gritti, eh?

  33. Sheila says:

    I’m glad you’re back! Ohh sinuses – uhhhhhh – I get chronic sinus infections and they’re worse than freakin childbirth in the back of a cab during a blizzard. I’ve been away from the computer a few times (a hurricane and an infected computer) and I really miss the people I interact with. Hope you’re feeling all better!

  34. BobG says:

    Glad to see you back, and hope you get feeling better soon.
    I have a 7-year old great-nephew that will probably like your joke, so all is not lost. 😉

  35. Jayne says:

    Take care of your sweet self. It truly sucks to be sick. Glad you’re feeling good enough to type a few words to us. Hugs…

  36. Julia DeGraf says:

    Hellooooo! And welcome back. I hope you’re feeling better by now.

    I’ve been shamefully absent from the blogosphere myself, so no judging here. We’re all glad to have you back in whatever capacity you can manage. Just take care of yourself and feel better!

  37. Aw, Thank you Sandra.
    You’re one of the people that make me laugh and smile.
    I couldn’t stay away much longer!
    xoxo

  38. Thanks, Shelia.
    This shit feels like the plague.
    Holy. Hell.

    I’ve missed you a lot!

  39. Yay! 7 year olds. Exactly the demographic I was shooting for!
    🙂

  40. Oh Jayne,
    I couldn’t stand being away from blogville.
    I overdosed on massive medications just so I can participate this week.
    I missed you guy soooo much!

  41. Aw, JD. I’m totally-super-psyched that YOU are back too!

  42. Aw, JD. I’m totally-super-psyched that YOU are back too!

  43. Oh, you poor thing. The cyber chicken soup is on its way, sweetie!

  44. Thanks, Margaret.
    Oh and I’m psyched we are playing Words With Friends together!
    And, you are toad-ily going to kick my ass.

  45. Me too! I love that game. Only, I don’t constantly check it, so it might be 24 hours in between turns for me.

  46. Oh good! Because it might take me that long to figure out my next move!

  47. Anonymous says:

    hope you feel better. have you tried using a neti pot? i’m on it.

  48. Imma scared to try that.
    I’m using Afrin.

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