Well, people.
It’s official. I’ve become one of them.
I’m now a card-carrying member of ‘The People From Walmart’ and proud of it.
And here’s why.
Yep.
That’s right.
Nothing says, “Good Times” quite like getting caught on camera, mildly intoxicated, hula-hooping in the middle of the aisle, wearing pajamas and flip-flops, at 1am, after harassing several employees. And frankly, I’ve decided this is the only way anyone should ever go shopping at Walmart.
What?
Ahahahahhah!
If we lived closer I would totally take you.
After a few bottles of wine, of course.
Sorry… you don’t qualify as one of the people of Walmart. You weren’t showing nearly enough skin. Can’t even see your butt-crack, for crying out loud!
Hilarious. As an Aussie without a Walmart I have a dream of shopping there. One day I’ll do it. I just want to see if all the things I’ve heard about Walmart are true. And I love to hula hoop. *giggle*
Hey, I’ve seen Walmart shoppers in their jammies. They definitely weren’t as cool as you, though!
Ahahahahhahaha!
Okay, maybe next time!
Oh, they ARE true.
I saw it with my win eyes.
Everyone needs to experience Walmart at least ONCE!
Thanks, Linda!
I love shopping in pajamas.
Seriously.
Have you checked to see if you’re on the website yet?! That would be awesome :-)))
I totally want to get on that website.
For realz.
I actually think the hula hoop should be incorporated into the field sobriety test. If nothing else it will make for some hilarious police dash cam video.
Best idea ever.
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How the hell did I miss this one??? I can’t stop laughing!
Ahahhahahahahahahah!
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