My latest ‘Medical Saga’ took much longer to recover than I ever expected. For those of you who know what happened, I am thrilled to announce the stitches have been removed. I am finished taking those awful antibiotics. I no longer need to take painkillers. And, I am ready to wear REAL PANTS again.
[Side bar: I would like to sincerely thank everyone who reached out to me over the last two weeks. Your thoughtful emails and funny comments got me through this awful experience. I feel extremely grateful and very blessed.]
Having said that, I don’t really have any blog material worth posting. There’s not too much to be said about trying to remain unconscious for as long as possible during the healing process.
Although; I did learn a few valuable lessons.
1. I know more about female anatomy and biology than I ever wanted to.
2. When you are under the influence of a percocet-induced-haze, you might not make very good decisions. Let’s just say, I may or may not have ordered several, different, useless, items, via infomercials. And I may or may not have frantically reached for the phone in hopes of becoming one of the first 100 callers. However, my recollection with respects to exactly what I purchased, is cloudy at best. Clearly, I cannot be trusted with a credit card while heavily medicated.
Anyway…
Barring any unforeseen traumatic events, I am confident this week should prove to be much more interesting. Especially if I start receiving mysterious packages in the mail.
Thanks Slyde!
Me too Nick!
Photos of the packages! Hope you feel better 100% now!
Thanks Girl!
You will find out what you purchased when it arrives. It will be almost like your birthday (without that nasty aging). You will receive surprise presents.
Looking forward to it!
You ordered a Snuggie and a lifetime supply of ShamWows didn't you?
I am so glad you're feeling better. Look after yourself XX
Let's hope NOT!
Ahahahhahaha!
xoxo
I think a blog post listing purchases is forthcoming!!!! All joking aside I am glad you are feeling better and wearing REAL pants again, guess I had to tease one more time (LOL)
I, too, am one who didn't do any supporting for your ailment and apologize, but sure am glad things are getting better for you. I can only imagine what happened and would love to hear about it. As for the drug-induced ordering of 'stuff', it reminds me of trying to remember to never, ever, NEVER comment on blogs, create a post or comment on facebook after drinking more than one glass of wine!
Aw! Ahahaha. Love you Lucy!
Oh I am SO guilty of doing THAT.
Ahahahahahhah!
Check your email inbox to find out WHY I've been MIA and what happened!
Glad you're off the meds! Can't wait to see what you bought! 🙂 I was out a couple years ago when I got my wisdom teeth removed. Mike said I was walking into walls when we were leaving. All I remember was writing down something about Seinfeld and KFC mashed potato bowl. Mike got me both of them, though I guess it was too early for me to eat after the surgery, because potato bowl didn't stay down. It's very awkward throwing up with gauze in your mouth. Sorry to gross you out. lol
Oh you poor thing!
🙂
Ohh do let us know what strange things may have arrived!! lol
Glad you're feeling better!
So I shouldn't send that thing?…you know….that thing!
Definitely!
Ahahahahah! Ahahhahahaha!
Oh, gosh, Meleah, I had no idea! What happened?? I'm sorry that I wasn't here to encourage or commiserate, although actually I'm quite glad that I'm only now reading this, because you're well on the way to recovery, so I don't have to worry about you so much.
You must have been through something horrendous if you don't want to blog about it. So sorry you had to go through it. Good to hear you're almost back to normal though!
Meleah,
I didn't realize you were having trouble recently. I hope you are better and all turned out fine for you.
((((Meleah))))
Thanks Jay! It was NOT a good time for me. I was unable to function for two
weeks. Its SO good to be back again!
Aw. Thanks Love.
Im better now!
I'm glad the worst is over. I don't want u to keep getting sick over & over again. Think healthy and stay healthy Meleah. We miss your writing a lot during these breaks.
And as always, hugs & kisses.
Im all better now! Thanks Roshan! Just put up a new post about my dad!
🙂
Oh, Meleah! I'm so sorry for not knowing about this until now! I feel awful. I have fallen off the face of the internet in the last month and can't seem to catch up. Know that I will be wishing you continued healing and better health! Hugs to you!
Aw! Thanks Momo. I know you've had your hands full lately.
No worries!