Charlie Sheen Is Going Off The Rails On A Crazy Train

Last night I sat down to watch ABC’s 20/20 interview with Charlie Sheen. After witnessing him self-destruct on CNN with Piers Morgan, I thought nothing could surprise me. But I was wrong. Very. Wrong.

To say Charlie Sheen is off the deep-end would be the understatement of the decade. Not even the world’s greatest fiction writer could come up with the disturbing statements that came out of his mouth.

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ “It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”

“I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll.  I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”

“Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

“I’m bi-winning.” “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

“I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

“ CBS picked a fight with a warlock.”

“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

*For MORE Charlie Sheen Quotes just click HERE and every time you will get a new one.*

I literally stared at my television with my mouth wide open and my jaw on the floor. I had no idea just how delusional Charlie Sheen has become. And quite frankly, it’s alarming at best. Although I have to admit, Charlie made ONE coherent and rather lucid statement when he said something along the lines of how it’s disturbing when ‘Breaking News’ revolves around what’s been happening in his personal life as opposed to what’s happening in Libya.

Yet clearly, Charlie should NOT be giving live interviews on television. Especially considering his publicist, Stan Rosenfield, recently dropped him as a client. And here’s a little tip, Charlie, please do not speak with the media while you are obviously undergoing crack-cocaine withdrawl. It’s too upsetting to watch.

While I don’t particularly believe the fact that he’s a mega celebrity means he has an obligation to present himself as a role model to the general public. However he most certainly has an obligation to his family and all five of his children.

What’s happening to Charlie is indeed very sad. My heart and sympathy go out to his father Martin Sheen. As a parent myself I can’t even begin to imagine how Martin must feel watching his son, Charlie, completely unravel AND in front of America. It has to be absolutely devastating.

However, this video, makes me laugh out loud, no matter how many times I’ve seen it.

As of late, Charlie has lost his job, he’s lost his children, and seemingly he’s lost his mind. I fear if he continues down this destructive path he’s going to join the ranks of Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson.

* I am participating in the Charlie The Rock Star from Mars Sheen Blog Carnival on Tribal Blogs.

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So tell me boys and girls,  what are YOUR thoughts on Charlie Sheen?

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110 Responses to Charlie Sheen Is Going Off The Rails On A Crazy Train

  1. Yikes! That IS awful!

  2. Sheen has taken over my house too.
    My father LOVED the show Two & A Half Men.
    He’s like in shock over what’s happening!

  3. You and me both, Terri. You and me both.

  4. You and me both, Terri. You and me both.

  5. ” digital herpes”
    HA!

  6. ” digital herpes”
    HA!

  7. It’s a real shame.

  8. It’s a real shame.

  9. Charlie is making Mel & Gary look NORMAL. And that’s scary!

  10. Charlie is making Mel & Gary look NORMAL. And that’s scary!

  11. X Factor says:

    I love this

  12. Jayne says:

    He’s completely crossed over the line where he’s capable of making any rational decision and the media is surrounding him like sharks in bloody waters. I feel sorry for his family, too. I really don’t want to be reading about his funeral service. Or writing about it either.

  13. Sandra says:

    I know right! I loved Two and a Half Men. I hate that now I won’t be watching it. I hate that he’s so stupid all those people don’t have a job. I hate that he’s so stupid…I said that…well, he’s stupid.
    Great post Meleah Rebecccah!

  14. Ferd says:

    And he goes out of his way to give these interviews that make him look like a fool! He just doesn’t interpret it that way. He thinks that what he says makes sense. Geesh!

  15. Yeah. Let’s hope it does NOT come to that.
    “we need his wisdom and bitchin’ness”

  16. Why, thank you, Sandra!
    Have I told you lately how much I think you rock?

  17. Yeah, he’s a hot mess.

  18. You mentioned his father Martin Sheen who coincidentally was my favorite TV President. Indeed, I have been wondering what is going through Martin Sheen’s mind…

  19. I know. Can you imagine watching your child spiral so far out of control?
    No thank you.

  20. Marty Wombacher says:

    I really feel sorry for Martin Sheen. He seems like a decent guy and he’s a good father who’s repeatedly tried to help out his son. Can you imagine waking up every day to see your son plastered in the headlines and making a fool out of himself? I think unless he gets help, he’ll be dead before summer comes around. I admit to laughing at the situation and reading about it like everyone, but in the long run it’s sad. He was a talented actor at one time, I think he should’ve gotten an Oscar for Platoon and Wall Street, but now he’s just a sad person that is feeding the media with stories of pure craziness that we all can’t stop reading. A true car-crash of a life.

  21. Mikewj says:

    I feel bad about this, but it’s fascinating to watch a guy go down in flames, loudly, and in total denial. I wonder when they’ll finally find him dead on his bedroom floor?

  22. Your comment is BI-WINNING, Marty!

  23. I don’t know MWJ. But he can’t keep doing THIS for much longer.

  24. Madge says:

    Something else he said was that he wanted to buy houses for all the baby mamma so the kids can all grow up together but he needs a job to do that…..where did all his money go? One episode of 2.5 would have paid for a decent house in his neighborhood.

  25. I hadn’t seen this one yet and OMG it is better than the Tiger Blood!

  26. I think if anything happens to him it will be more like OJ than Michael Jackson. Charlie is angry at his boss and at his ex wife, that is a scary cocktail when mixed with drugs. He might have been clean last weekend but now that the kids are gone there is likely not much preventing him from lighting the pipe and since he can cure himself any time with his mind he has little reason to resist.

  27. Madge says:

    Like glitter, the herpes of craft supplies

  28. Madge says:

    The octagon is where extreme cage fighters fight. It’s gross and bloody, don’t even go lookin to find it.

  29. kathcom says:

    For his sake, I hope he shuts up and survives this. I also feel for Martin and Charlie’s brother Emilio Estevez. Charlie has always overestimated himself, in my opinion. He thinks he’s done a favor for those who have given him the opportunity for a comeback. I understand that he distrusts AA because he feels it has failed him. He can’t take responsibility for the mess he’s made of his life. To us, he’s a sideshow. To his family, he’s a tragedy playing out in public. Now, having said that, I’ll probably write another post about him soon. Or maybe a eulogy.

  30. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse… Charlie has astounded us all.

  31. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse… Charlie has astounded us all.

  32. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse… Charlie has astounded us all.

  33. Selma says:

    I wouldn’t mind some of that tiger blood. It would probably pep me up more than the double espresso I have in the morning!!!

  34. Jay of the Depp Effect says:

    Yikes. I had no idea! I remember him merely as a reasonably good actor in the one or two roles I’ve seen him in. Delusional? I’ll say? Good heavens. Someone should lock him up for his own safety!

  35. That’s because he’s WINNING.

  36. Kathcom your posts about him have been brilliant. And hilarious.

  37. Clearly he has defeated these earthworm with his words.

  38. Dr Cynicism says:

    HA! And my department head always warned me that having my class drink tiger’s blood could somehow be a bad thing! PSH!

  39. Dr Cynicism says:

    That phrase needs to adorn a t-shirt – immediately.

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