Category Archives: Humor

Wow. ‘Nice’ Vanity Plate

Posted on November 4, 2010 by Meleah

Yeah. Um…. And by “nice” I really mean Ewwwww. My girlfriend Andrea saw that Vanity License Plate on a Honda Odyssey Mini Van! WTF? I really can’t believe the New Jersey DMV let this one slide. I know my friend … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Photos | 78 Comments

The Things My Father Says

Posted on October 25, 2010 by Meleah

I talk about my father a lot on this blog, mostly because he is hilarious. He has given me some hard-core belly-laughs over the years. I am happy to share yet another story with you that involves My Daddy. My … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Humor, Life, Links | 79 Comments

T’was The Night Before High School…

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Meleah

T’was The Night Before High School And All Through The House, A Woman  Was Screaming As If She’d Been Dowsed, With Gasoline. Let me explain… Over the past 14 years, I’ve had several thousand ‘Parental Talks’ with my one and … Continue reading →

Posted in Drama Drama, Family, Humor, JCH quotes, Life, Motherhood, Photos | 78 Comments

You Know You’re Becoming A ‘Real’ Golfer When…

Posted on August 25, 2010 by Meleah

[*The Female Perspective.] 1. You’d rather go shopping at ‘Dick’s Sporting Goods’ than ‘Nordstroms’. 2. While looking through your closet you suddenly notice you own more ‘Skorts’ than ‘Skirts’. 3. You find ‘Golf Tee’s’ in the dryer and ‘Ball Markers’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Golf, Humor, KHCC | 63 Comments

The Cutest Movie Of All Time

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Meleah

Holy. Hell. Ya’ll will NEVER fully understand what I had to go through to post this video on my blog for your viewing pleasure. [Unless of course you read the blog post about the drama/nightmare I’ve endured.] A very big, … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Family, Humor, Videos | 43 Comments

An Open Letter To Mother Nature

Posted on July 29, 2010 by Meleah

[*Okay people, I’ve been very busy working on my book again. And therefore, I have been reduced to writing blog posts about the weather. Deal with it.*] Dear Mother Nature, The last few weeks have been exceptionally hot. And by … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Life, Photos | 87 Comments

Running In The Rain And Simple Mathematics

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Meleah

Last week, I had a doctor’s appointment. When I walked into the office the weather was bright, sunny, and humid as all hell. By the time I walked out of the office, I was faced with a torrential downpour of … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Life | 94 Comments

Operation: Watering Someone Else’s Plants

Posted on June 28, 2010 by Meleah

I have absolutely ‘No Clue’ when it comes to gardening. In fact, after that time I killed a cactus? I realized my ‘Black Thumb’ would probably be ‘Convicted’ for ‘Murdering’ even a ‘Plastic Plant’. Nonetheless, one of my closest and … Continue reading →

Posted in Friends, Humor, Life, Photos | 76 Comments

Happy Father’s Day 2010!

Posted on June 20, 2010 by Meleah

Happy Father’s Day Everyone! Especially to this guy. These are my favorite STORIES about my father! *** [click on the titles below] *** My Daddy And The Spider Wait! Isn’t that…? My Daddy And 75 Cents My Daddy And The … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Holidays, Humor, Life, Links, Photos, Videos | 22 Comments

How I Know I Am Rapidly Aging

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Meleah

Yes people. I am officially ‘Rapidly Aging’. And I have proof. Do ya’ll remember how after ‘Eleven Weeks’ of ‘Doing Things Differently’, I started to notice those ‘Mysterious Painful Lumps’ on my ‘Right Leg’ in addition to suffering from those … Continue reading →

Posted in Doing Things Differently, Humor, Photos, Strong Medicine | 96 Comments