The Snooze Button

Why does the best sleep happen AFTER you hit snooze?

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19 Responses to The Snooze Button

  1. holly says:

    i have taken to setting the snooze button to go off all night for this very reason. okay, my husband now hates me, but hey, buster, you gonna snore? i gonna snooze-button all night.

  2. tescosuicide says:

    The snooze button was way too dangerous for me, I wake up to my stereo playing ‘Yes – Fragile’ at high volume. Personally? I find the best sleep occurs right after a few good orgasms.

  3. Jodi says:

    LOL@previous comments…so umm whats left to say! LOL

  4. Meleah says:

    ha ha ha…

    I think I am still in the middle of a REM cycle. I am CRAZY tired today.

  5. The best friend says:

    WHEN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT ITS CAUSE WE NEED IT. WHEN YOU SLEEP DURING SNOOZE ITS CAUSE YOU WANT IT SO BAD!!! i wish you could sleep whenever you felt like it, i really wish you had that. I love to sleep.

  6. Meleah says:

    I wish I was ASLEEP right now….

  7. terri says:

    How sad is it that one of our greatest joys in life is sleep? Remember when sleep was at the bottom of the priority list?

  8. Meleah says:

    Ah yes…when I was in my teens and twenties…I dont think I ever slept…now I cant get enough sleep.

  9. Lee says:

    When I was in my teens it seems I wanted to sleep all the time, but never did. Too much fun stuff to do. Now I just seem to be wired to wake up after five or six hours. No snooze button to worry about because I just automatically wake up at 5:00 am.

  10. kellypea says:

    I snoozed right through the ENTIRE hour the radio played this morning. Jeez. I completely agree with you. And then on Saturday when there’s no alarm…I’m wide awake. UGH.

  11. Meleah says:

    KellyPea:

    HA HA HA …
    No alarm? Id sleep forever!

    Lee:

    Really? I cannot wake up at 5am if you PAID ME.

    wait?

    If I can be a STAY AT HOME PERSON, then Yes, Yes, YES… I will get up at 5am and make breakfast and sing your favorite song…but if I have to get up at 5am… RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

  12. Ricardo says:

    And why is it that you have no issue waking up when you DON’T have to be anywhere?

  13. Selma says:

    This is so true. I’m laughing at how true it is and also crying that the best sleep I get all night is after that bloomin’ snooze button goes off. Why? Why? Why?

  14. Lis says:

    Didn’t you get the memo? It’s one of the laws of the universe.

  15. Meleah says:

    Ricardo:

    I know.

    Selma:

    Exactly WHY? WHY cant I sleep like THAT all night? Rather than for 10 minuets inbetween ALARMING sounds.

    Lis:

    I really dislike the universe and those laws you speak of!!

  16. Omyword! says:

    When I was 15 years old I taught myself to wake up without an alarm clock. So, I never had the pleasure of the snooze button. It makes me feel like I’ve missed out on something!

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  18. L-O-freakin’-L.

    I don’t know what to tell ya except for the fact that it’s true. Even after you hit it a few times.

  19. Meleah says:

    I know right!

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