Ah yes, so my glorious stay at home 7 day stretch, filled with pajama wearing and internet surfing, came to a screeching halt this Monday morning.
My alarm clock woke me up much like a slap in the face. Nothing than says ‘Rise And Shine’ quite like a swift kick to the skull. Which is what my brain feels like after I hear the sharp, blaring, resounding alarm clock noise ring through my house.
Not pleasant.
After making my way downstairs in a residual painkiller fog, I made my 1st cup of coffee in 7 days. I almost forgot how much I genuinely love to drink coffee and all of its warm caffeinated goodness. That was a welcomed treat for my taste buds.
I took my time getting ready for work this morning to ensure staring off my day in a relaxed unstressed manner. I never before realized that my standard “Rushing Around My Bed/Bathroom Like A Chinese Fire Drill Getting Ready For Work Routine” is such an upsetting way to begin ones day. In the future, am blaming every morning that I am forced to ‘rush-get-ready’ on this little problem.
The NJTPK was, of course, as usual, a complete nightmare. I hate that whore of a highway. Enough said.
To say returning to my office was ‘rough’, is only the biggest the understatement. Of The Year.
I have to tell ya’ll that after 6 years of typing this exact sentence “Should you have any questions, or need any additional information, please do not hesitate to call or email our offices. Thanks in advance for your immediate attention to this matter” I am ready to change it up. I feel as though that sentence has been played out already. Especially when I’d really like to end my letter/email(s) with more of a “Hey Go Fuck Yourself” tone and feel to it. However, it’s going to take me some time to figure out HOW to say THAT in the nicest way possible.
I don’t know what is going on with the air-conditioning in our building, and I probably shouldn’t complain, there are some people without the luxury of air-conditioning, but it is beyond cold. I am sitting at my desk with a heater blasting full force in order to keep the blood flowing to all of my appendages. Otherwise, one of my fingers might snap off from hypothermia.
Anyway, my weekend was wonderfully incredibly lazy. I spent the entire day on Sunday lounging around watching movie after movie. One of the 5 movies I saw was Juno, which by the way is like the best movie ever. Because I am so very easily touched by movies I broke down and sobbed at the end. All I can say is that I am glad I rented it on demand for 24 hours, because I wouldn’t mind watching that again when I get home from work tonight.
Well that’s all I’ve got to say for now. I suppose I should head on back to those stacks of files calling my name. 5pm just can’t get here quickly enough.
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