What…a crazy year I had.
Let’s recap.
Shall we?
January started off with a mean case of writers block that ultimately ended with the purchase of a pair of Pajama Jeans. Followed by ‘The Snowpocalyse’ wherein we received over 20 inches of snow and included a video of my crazy ‘No-Garbage-Neighbor’ shoveling out his car with a dustpan.
When February rolled around, sadly, I was forced to deal with the passing of my beloved Gramma Evelyn. And my son diligently prepared for his Gym Class Mid-Term Exam.
In March we decided to undergo a few home renovations. And one of those renovations resulted in my father sawing a sofa in half. Good times. My son directed his very first movie for history class. And I discovered two very strange products.
During the month of April, I finally wrote about my Totally-Super-Awesome Aunt Bea Who Could Easily Pass for Jane Fonda – for the very first time on my blog. And, I complained about receiving unsolicited advice and too many medical brochures from good ole’ Poppa Sye.
And then, the month of May completely kicked my ass. We celebrated My Mother’s Birthday, Poppa Sye’s Birthday, My Son’s Birthday, and Mother’s day. We also discovered The Honey Badger and all its’ glory. I hosted the Which Dog Is Cuter competition. And, I unloaded some raw emotional honesty.
Unfortunately, in June I got into an accident and my car was totaled. But, as awful as that was, at least I got to drive around this SCOOTER for a few weeks.
* But it was the month of July changed my life, forever. First, I had a wonderful visit from one of my closest blogger friends Nicky. And then, I almost died from eating a salad. Like for real. Who knew lettuce could be deadly?
In August, I survived Hurricane Irene with Poppa Sye. And I learned a new favorite word. The Molestache.
By the time September came around, I was ready for this year to be over. However, a few note worthy occasions happened. I got seriously lost while trying to find a house in the woods. I was forced to face my fear of bridges when meeting up with fellow blogger and author Margaret Andrews and I almost married her. And then my 15 year old son, Justin, wrote his very first Guest Post.
In October, we celebrated My 37th Birthday. My father got into an argument with a neighbor over a parking space, AND, he channeled his ‘Inner Larry David’ while yelling at a cashier in the grocery store. Oh, and I drove my car, in public, on the highway, while looking like this.
Thankfully, November was much more laid back than any other month. My family celebrated Thanksgiving by dancing our asses off. And speaking of asses, I live through yet another colonoscopy.
And that brings us to December. Quite frankly, this month sucked. I’ve spent most of my time in the hospital with Poppa Sye hoping and praying for a miracle, until he passed away peacefully at home, surrounded by loved ones.
And yet, somehow?
We still managed to celebrate My Father’s Birthday. Christmas. And Hanukkah with style.
But, as far as I’m concerned….
2011 can suck it sideways, filthy whore, shitbag year!
That being said.
I am truly ready for a New Year and New beginnings.
So, Happy F*cking New Year MoFo’s!
* I will be back to blogging after the New Year.
PS:
I am not very good at making or keeping Resolutions. Seriously, I am not joining a gym, nor will I try to quit smoking any time soon. But, I do need to make some changes. And that’s why I like to hear what YOUR resolutions are, because quite frankly? I am fresh out of ideas.
So tell me boys & girls, what are you going to be doing differently in 2012?
Good Lord, Mel, you have had a rough one. This year got a well-deserved F-bomb from you as I find myself wishing you yet again to get well soon. I love you!
I feel like I’ve lived your year with you, the ups and the downs, which says a lot about your posts. When you reach my age, you realize that life is in session all the time … if I can get a “B” year, I’m happy. I’m also an easier grader these days. Still, I’m ready for a new year. I’ll be taking a few days off then I’ll be posting again … just not every day. It’s been a pleasure blogging with you this year, Meleah.
LOL – only you guys would have a cake like that. You crack me up.
Here’s to a kick-ass 2012!! [Insert alcoholic beverage here.]
Good idea, Bob G.
I’ll do the same!
2011 really sucked!
I am totally looking forward to a fresh start.
🙂
I wanna be rich too, Anne.
But I don’t want to be famous!
I love you too, Margaret.
And 2011 wasn’t ALL bad. At least I got to meet you!
It’s been so nice getting to know you too, Bud.
You’re an excellent writer.
TOTES!
What a year! And yet you found a mess of humor in it. Here’s hoping that 2012 is far, far better.
I’ve resolved to annoy one celebrity a day on Twitter and a few other things that involve coffee, my husband, books and, of course, a cat. Not all at the same time.
Lisa!
I love your resolutions! I may follow your annoy one celebrity a day on Twitter idea.
You have had a very eventful 2011. I lost my last grandparent in the middle of 2011. It really really sucks losing a loved one.
As for 2012, I need to drink more water, and generally stay in shape by exercising/doing stuff more. The water is my number one goal though.
I’ll harass you into drinking more water, Jules!
You’ve definitely had a crazy and drama-filled year — so here’s to a new one with nothing but bags of money and good fortune! (I give it a week before it starts to look like 2011 again for all of us)
Happy New Year!!!!
Ahahhaha!
Thanks, Doc!
You’ve had enough drama in 2011 to last a lifetime. I want you to have a happy and fulfilling 2012. I want you happy, healthy, and prosperous to go with the beautiful, charming, and intelligent! Some folks would settle for beautiful, charming and intelligent, but I want the rest for you too! Happy New Year!
Awwwwww! I love you, Sis.
Thank you.
I feel good just because I actually know which posts you linked to in your 2011 line up which means I haven’t been quite as big a slacker as I thought I had! No resolutions here, because a lame promise made to myself on the first calendar day of the year is never quite as good as getting off my arse and taking care of business on a day to day basis. And I’ll be the target for your tomatoes, because 2011 was good here. I think about the good things, chew on the not so good things and move ahead. Here’s hoping your new year is full of moving aheads, good health, and lots of great times with family, Meleah! xoxo
Thank you my dear, Kellypea!
Health, Hope, & Happiness and a better 2012 to all.
AMEN!
Get in better shape.. Get out of debt.. watch more cartoons. ( I see no possible way of failing on the third one )
🙂
loved this rundown of your posts. it was nice to look back at 2011, meleah style. looking forward to more posts from you.
The year 2011 SUCKED. Worst year of my life other than when my father died. PLEASE tell me 2012 will be better, PLEASE!
I smiled at so many of your mentions. You are an amazing person and an amazing writer….looking SO FORWARD to all your new posts! And the Bachelor!
Love you back, Val.
You, me, Kathy & Ron are totally getting together again this year!
And I need more photos posted from you this year too!
I *heart* you, Katherine!
Woman! You so deserve a good 2012 and I am glad that you sent 2011off with the gesture that it deserved.
On a bright note, 2011 introduced you to me so I am taking that as one in the win column!
Here’s wishing you a blessed, prosperous and HEALTHY new year!
🙂
Traci
I’m putting THAT in the win column too, Traci!
Can’t wait for one of our late nigh texting sessions!
Ya, 2011 wasn’t a banner year for me, but you definitely had it rougher. Love how you are telling 2011 to fuck off though. I love it when the bitch in you comes out. It’s sexy. It turns me on…rawr! Love the cake!!!…actually, want the cake…
Cake rules! And so does telling 2011 to fuck off!
2011 just plain sucked all the way around – for so many people I know. There seemed to be a lot more trauma EVERYWHERE, and in every way. Very relieved it’s over. My number one resolution for this year is to be kinder to myself. Remembering that the search for perfection is a disease, and that perfection itself simply doesn’t exist. Wow, heavy stuff! 🙂 Sorry, Mereb. I also plan to submit to the occasional Jamocha Almond Fudge ice cream craving.
I love your 2012 resolution.
I am going to be KINDER to MYSELF too.
Love you, Steph!
Love you too! <3
xoxoxo