Valentine’s Day Cards You Don’t Want To Get

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Happy Valentines Day.

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Mother. Writer. Television Junkie. Pajama Jean Enthusiast.
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30 Responses to Valentine’s Day Cards You Don’t Want To Get

  1. Selma says:

    LOVE those cards. Wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

  2. Exposed says:

    Happy Valentines (and the first one might actually be comforting to someone complaining about being single! 😉 )

  3. terri says:

    LOL! Valentines Day cards for the sexually deviant and the criminally insane. Why not? They are people too!

  4. Meleah says:

    Selma:

    Happy Valentines Day to you too! These cards cracked me up!

    Exposed:

    Thats why I put that one up. At least there is no chance of THAT happening!

    From one single girl to another on this most annoying ‘day of love’ Happy Valentines Day….I hope you have more fun than Ill be having.

    Terri:

    ha ha ha… They are people too.

  5. Lee says:

    Getting those cards would make a good argument for adopting the monastic celibate life!!

  6. Chefmom says:

    Ha! Those are great!! Hope the Vacation is going well! Happy Velentine’s day 🙂 It’s just a stupid Hallmark Holiday anyway……

  7. Meleah says:

    Lee:

    He he he he…those cards make me feel better that I am single and alone on this kinda day.

    Chef Mom:

    yeah..but it still kinda sucks being alone today. Maybe I shouldn’t be listening to At Last by Etta James…or any love songs today!

  8. Dazd says:

    Happy Valentines Day!!!

  9. Andrew says:

    Oh cool. So you did get my cards after all. Awesome. Happy VD Day!

  10. Chefmom says:

    Stay away from the love songs!!!! My Husband is the Anti-Valentine type. I’ll get nothing and like it. I’ll be your Vaentine 🙂

  11. someGirl says:

    ….just wanted to say I LOVE YA’!!!
    (LOTS OF PEOPLE DO)

  12. dawn says:

    LMAO… “Valentines Day cards for the sexually deviant and the criminally insane. Why not? They are people too!”

    The cards are hilarious 🙂
    Happy Valentine’s Day Meleah!

  13. Meleah says:

    Dazd:

    Thank you

    Andrew:

    🙂

    Chef Mom:

    No more music for me today…Just movies and blogs!

    SomeGirl:

    I love you back

    Dawn:

    I know Terri’s comment is pretty damn funny. Thanks for my CARD! You are too sweet.

  14. Ok now I’m going to be nervous opening the mail today….:))))

  15. Roshan says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day to you Meleah.

  16. Michael C says:

    These are great!! That would be a fun biz to be in.

    Happy V-Day, twin!!

  17. LOL…

    Happy Heart Day!!!

  18. hammer says:

    Happy Valentines day.

    Yeah that bottom one is even worse than the top.

  19. Ricardo says:

    Sadly there are some people in which these cards would fit perfectly with.

    Happy Valentines day!!!!

  20. Momo Fali says:

    I have a few people I’d like to send that last card to!

    Wishing you a happy heart today!

  21. Graham says:

    Wishing you a warm and wonderful Valentine’s Day ~ Big hugs and kisses from me!!!

    ~ Graham 😀

  22. Meleah says:

    Robert:

    he he he he

    Roshan:

    same to you!

    Michael C:

    I wish those were real cards

    Urban:

    lol

    Hammer:

    I think the first one is the funniest….and scariest

    Ricardo:

    ha ha ha xxoo

    Momo:

    As long as its not the first card !! 🙂

    Graham:

    Right back at you

  23. jamezu says:

    haha… dont want to get those cards.. n_n

  24. I don’t even get a card!

    All women want flowers, roses, dinner, diamonds, but really, they should consider lucky to get a card. Sigh.

  25. moooooog35 says:

    Fine. Put this post up AFTER I’ve already bought her the card.

    Nice timing.

    You’re paying my hospital bill.

  26. Chefmom says:

    OH I see, You’re on Vacation and can’t post….You better have spent the day in your PJ’s or shopping….there’s no other excuse. Well maybe there is; drinking foofy drinks at the Country Club all day is acceptable too. :))

  27. Rogelio says:

    Should have read the blog not after the 14th… oh well 🙂

  28. lol…definitely don’t want those in the mail! Or hand delivered!

    (did ya see the cards I made of speedy & robert?)

  29. Barbara says:

    Thanks for making me laugh!!!

  30. Meleah says:

    RMH:

    Cards are the best

    moooooog35:

    hahhahaha…these have you written all over them

    Chef mom:

    he he…thats just what I did

    Drowsey:

    What? No I didnt see the cards you made…damn it. I was ‘vacationing’….I bet I missed a lot.

    Barbara:

    Your welcome!

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