Well, people.
It’s official. I’ve become one of them.
I’m now a card-carrying member of ‘The People From Walmart’ and proud of it.
And here’s why.
Yep.
That’s right.
Nothing says, “Good Times” quite like getting caught on camera, mildly intoxicated, hula-hooping in the middle of the aisle, wearing pajamas and flip-flops, at 1am, after harassing several employees. And frankly, I’ve decided this is the only way anyone should ever go shopping at Walmart.
What?
No fair – this video was probably made by you. Cheater! 😉
Only you, Meleah. Only you. But I gotta tell ya, a slightly intoxicated, pajama and flip-flop wearin’ Meleah is still looking way better than the average Wal-mart shopper. And more hilarious, too! You rock, girl!
I have to agree, that is the only way to shop Walmart. And you three definitely raised the Hot/Cool quotient there 100 fold. “Harassing”, not in my book.
Oh Snap! You should be doing ads for Walmart. It would definitely bring in a whole NEW crowd.
If anyone could carry off the hula-hooping, pajama wearing, flip-flop look, it’s Mel.
“Clean up on the Bike Isle”
Meleah, this is freakin’ hysterical, girl!
OMG…I wish, wish, wish, I’d have been there because I would be hula-hooping in the middle of the aisle with you!
“mildly intoxicated”
“And frankly, I’ve decided this is the only way anyone should ever go shopping at Walmart.”
Amen!
Great video!
X
Perrrrrfect.
Heh.
XOXO
A.
Meleah, you do not belong at Walmart at 1 AM, sober or looped. And you don’t go out in my pajamas. Ever. I’m going to have to do an intervention on this one. Never in your pajamas. It would be fine if you were in your daisy dukes, but not the pajamas.
Um….
Cheating?
Cheating at what?
And of course this video was made by me.
All of my video’s are made by me.
Thank you, Kathy!!
At least it was SUPER fun!
yippppeeeeeeeee
My brother cracks me up.
I think it’s hilarious he has PERFECT POSTURE while riding the bike!
HA!
I’m glad you enjoyed this Ron!
I’m actually looking forward to doing it again.
🙂
But I * always * go shopping in my pajamas.
For reals.
Ooooo….can I be in your next one?????
X
HELL YES!
I’m there, girl!
X
as a PJ wearing intoxicated Walmart person all I can say is “party on baby”… 🙂
🙂
It was like I was there when it happened. Now where are my socks?
HA!
I would have loved to have been there with you! I don’t drink, but I wouldn’t have needed to be mildly intoxicated to hula hoop in the aisle. I’m as mad as you.
You could say I’ve worn pajamas out in public too.
Back in the late 60’s, paisley fabric was all the rage, so what did I do? I got some blue, paisley pajamas and made them into hipster flares and wore them as trousers. Nobody had blue paisley trousers, but me 🙂
Oh, Babs!
Next time I’m shopping I will think of you and your paisley pajamas!
🙂
You have no idea how proud I am to know you right now. Truly. Partly because I love your PJ pants. Also? Awesome choice of music.
xoxoxo
Thanks, Margaret!
One day, after we get married, I’ll take you shopping, in our pajamas, and only at Walmart!
pure awesomeness!!! you are THE best especially with your videos. when i heard the music i just had to chair dance, you know that song is on my workout playlist. too funny going to walmart in your PJs. i’m too scared to do that, but i love that about you. thanks for that, it was fun and i had a much needed laugh.
Hilarious!
Awww…
I love you, Valerie!
xoxo
Thanks, Nik!
🙂
Funny!!!
A couple of comments/questions/observations
Why is it that it is so difficult to hoola hoop? As a kid I could keep a hoola hoop going forever but now I look like you….that is less than expert level…oh and so much older.
I am surprised that some dick-wad manager wasn’t stalking you as they act like the gestapo usually. I mean who can blame them with the high level management position and all.
As I am usually asleep at 1AM (back to being old thing) are there many people in the Walmart at that hour????
And that’s why I don’t go to Walmart.
1. Right? I used to be able to hoola hoop like an Olympic gold medalist. Now I can’t do it to save my life!
2. The manager didn’t bother us, probably because I was already all up in his face making nice asking for products.
3. The place wasn’t packed, which is nice at 1am. But the people that ARE the are HOLY crazy. And definitely weirdo’s. Which made it even more funny to me!
This was my VERY first time there.
And I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard while shopping!
Actually, as an advertising campaign it might be slightly controversial BUT it would be the most successful campaign ever.
Thanks, Mo!
All right! Somebody clearly knows how to party! LOL
I LOVE the People of Walmart website and can get caught up spending way too much time looking at all those freaky photos. I really must get to a local Walmart sometime–I think it might provide some great blog inspiration. 😀
–Susan
Oh, my gosh the hula hoop party had me giggling, love your jammies 🙂
I wish all Wal-mart shoppers were like you. Maybe then I would find it a fun experience! Most times I kick myself every time I go because I get ticked off at the shoppers or the cashiers… ‘course I’ve never been at 1am either…..
Oh, well, I’d be more than happy to go shopping with you at Walmart!
Thanks, Lucy!
xoxoxo
Oh, well, I highly recommend shopping at 1am.
No one gives a fuck.
It’s awesome!
Damn, now I kind of wish our Walmarts were open all night! (ours close at 9pm, latest). That is hysterical!! Have you checked the PoW website to make sure you’re not on it? 🙂
It’s my new goal to make it to their official site!
That video is too funny! Why did you decide to go to WalMart at 1:00 in the morning?
Funny video and, I agree, the right way to shop at Wal-Mart!
I felt like I was drunk from watching that video. It. was. awesome. Now I want to go to Walmart!
We were bored.
And my brother and I may have been intoxicated.
Luckily, my brothers girlfriend, Leah, also known as THE SERIOUS SHOPPER in the movie, was 100% sober, and totally willing to drive and video/photograph us.
For serious.