American Idol – Season Seven – Top 8 Girls

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*Come talk about the Top 8 Girls with me over HERE.

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Wherein I Vent

Do I have a sign?

Am I asking for it?

Is there something I am doing that just brings out the worst in some people?

Why?

Why?

WHY?

Do I get “hit on” all the time by married men?

AND

Why?

Why?

WHY?

Am I suddenly being assaulted with an excessive amount of inappropriate emails, from people all over the Internet?

Is it possible that I am under attack because I have this blog (which contains my email address) listed on MY MySpace page?

I have mentioned before that I have no business being on MySpace for various reasons…but, I didn’t foresee any harm in adding this blog on MySpace. Just ask Mimzie. That worked out great for her.

But, lately, it seems that I have attracted a bunch of whack jobs to my sight…and the majority of the nut cases appear to be coming HERE from MySpace.

When I don’t respond to their “friends requests” or their crude emails, they TRY to leave comments on this blog. Fortunately Leslie helps keep my blog on high security so it is impossible to get a comment through unless I approve you.

So how do I loose these annoying stalkers?

– I could delete my entire MySpace page. But then I would loose contact with so many of the high school friends I have re-connected with. If it wasn’t for my MySpace page I would have never found them, or vice versa.

– I could remove my blog listing from my MySpace page. But. Um. That would suck. I have found new ‘readers’ and other really great bloggers as a result of networking within MySpace.

– I could remove my email address from my blog…but then I would never have been in contact with so many of YOU.

Hmmm… what to do? What to do?

I am thinking this post is a good start? If nothing else, at least I will feel better for venting.

Disclaimer(s):

~ Before I begin to spew the latest installment of ‘What Is Annoying’…I know that this sort of thing comes with the blogging territory. I know that Spam and Trolls are universal. And that we all have to deal with them from time to time.

~ This post is not directed towards any of the people I have come to know and love. This is also not intended to deflect any new NORMAL people that I may meet in the future.

So, if you are reading my blog because you enjoy what I write about, or appreciate the way I write, enough for you to comment, THANK YOU. Please keep reading. Please keep commenting. I love my readers, friends, and comments.

I love my comments so much that when a ‘stranger’ or new ‘reader’ from the Internet leaves me a comment, I get all warm and fuzzy with happiness in a unicorns and rainbows sort-of-way. In turn, I have replied to the comment with an email.

On the one hand, as a result of the email-comment-reply-approach, I have made some very interesting and totally super awesome ‘interweb’ friends. That has been one of the biggest benefits of blogging.

But on the other hand, apparently, I have made the mistake of responding to some emails with too much gratitude. The gratitude I have expressed seems to have been severely misconstrued by certain individual(s).

Lets Clear Up Any Confusion:

1. Playful Banter is NOT an invitation to my bed, or dinner, or even coffee. It is rude and inappropriate to ask for my phone number, my home address, or if I am interested in sleeping with you.

(I can assure you…I am NOT interested.)

And seriously…what do you expect to accomplish by sending an email like that? Is that really ‘working’ for you? I mean…what girls ARE even answering those sort of requests?

2. “WE” (strangers from the Internet and I) do NOT have a ‘relationship’.

I realize, after some thought, that I am pretty open on this blog. I share a lot of intimate details about my family, my life, and myself. So I guess I can see, how people think they ‘know me’ or think that ‘WE’ have some sort of bond, or connection, through reading my words.

I very much enjoy it when NORMAL and FELLOW BLOGGERS can relate, or identify with things I have written. I love it even more when I know I have gotten a good laugh or a tear from some of the other things I have written.

However, the emails and deleted comments (as of late) are NOT coming from a level of shared identification, or sincerity. They are just plain creepy. And annoying.

While I am on a roll here, I would also like to state for the record, I am not blogging to “find a man” or a “date” and LEAST of all NOT FROM MARRIED MEN.

Yes, there are DATING websites, but MOMMA MIA MEA CUPLA, my blog, isn’t one of them!

Even when I do write: to bitch, whine, moan, yell, scream, and complain about being single sometimes, or about how I can feel empty, that does not translate into a secret message …

“Hey married guy, or obsessed MySpace asshole, I am really writing those posts while secretly hoping that you shoot me an uncomfortable email, have the nerve to ask me out on a date, try to make more out of my words then they are, interpret my words as a vulnerable and or opportune time for you to act like you hear a ‘cry for help’, and reply with how you feel it is your duty to try and console me or some shit like that.”

How About No.

While I may appear to have no boundaries when it comes to my writing, I have very specific! clear! strong! non-bendable! non-breakable! non-negotiable! boundaries in my life.

One of those boundaries that I will not consider bending, not even consider for as long as a fart lingers in the air, is having an Internet relationship with some dood on MySpace. I simply can’t deal with the scary, evil, nasty ass, married guy(s) complaining about how their wives don’t sleep with them anymore.

1st: Eeew.
2nd: Hey! NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM.

So. Um, weridos…please, just go away.

I have enough SPAM to delete on any given day.

Okaythanksbye!



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American Idol – Season Seven – Top 8 Guys

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Psssssst:

Come talk about the Top 8 Guys with me over HERE

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Day People Vs Night People

I have come to realize that as much as I have changed over the last five years…there is one innate factor which remains the same.

I am a Night Person.

I have never been a Day Person. I don’t think I will ever BE a ‘Day Person’.

For some reason I do my best ‘work’, my best ‘writing’, or best ‘movie editing’, between the hours of 1am and 6am. There is something about the dead of night that inspires me. That heavy silence moves me to places I might not otherwise travel. I am free and uninhibited. (Even if I am scared of the dark.)

Of course, being a Night Person conflicts with the whole having a day job schedule I am forced to live by. In the daytime, I am robotic, almost mechanical on every level. Simply going through the motions and mimicking the behavior of the others surrounding me.

[You ‘Day People’ are ruling my universe. And you are making me look bad. I see you, beaming with that fresh morning glow and coffees in hand, welcoming the day. How do you do it? I struggle every morning to violently blink my way into consciousness.]

I thought after 5 years of getting up at 6m rather than going to bed at 6am, I would get used to these hours. No such luck. I don’t know what it will take, or if I will ever be able to cross over to the land of the Day People.

[Any suggestions? Getting out of bed in the morning should not be this difficult.]

Of course, since I happen to be in the middle of working on two more movie projects, my book, trying to run two blogs, being a mother and hold a full time DAY job…I have not been to bed before 2am on any given night. But I am not complaining about that. In fact, when the clock strikes 2am, I am upset that I have to go to bed. That is usually about the same time I am just getting on a roll.

I wish there was a way to BUY more time, adding hours to the night. Or I wish I had the power to alter the universe somehow (if only for a few weeks) to have the Day People live on a Night Person’s schedule. (Yanno. Just until I finish up these projects.)

Maybe I can gather enough Night People to revolt? I would love to see the Day People try to function on OUR time. I’d like to see ya’ll struggle to keep your eyes open past 10pm. Then you might figure out how I feel at 6am.

Oh well. I am not that powerful.

For now, I will just have to find a way to deal with only having 4 hours of sleep at night in order to do all of the things I want, need and enjoy. Besides…Sundays are for sleeping right?

REVISED: Thanks to my mother for this handy article:

Learning to Live  Like an Early Bird

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The Hair Chronicles

I have always has ‘issues’ with my hair.

Always.

Always.

Always.

For as long as I can remember.

I remember fighting with my mother, when I was just a small child, as she tried desperately to manage the tangled mess on top of my head. And I have spent nearly every day of my adulthood battling my own follicles.

I have had short hair, long hair, curly hair, colored hair, (I’ve been a blonde, a brunette, and a red head). I have had thin hair, thick hair, 80’s do’s, and sporty do’s. I have rocked hair cuts with bangs, hair cuts without bangs…and I have had plenty of hair don’t(s) in this life time.

Even when (or if by some miracle) I do have a ‘good hair day’ it seldom stays down for longer than a few hours before being tied up into the familiar and oh so comfortable pebbles bun.

I have never considered doing anything this extreme, because (contrary to popular belief) I am not a crazy person. However, I have considered chopping it all off.

Most of my hair nightmares happened before I became friends with the Worlds Greatest Hair Dresser. And now that I actually LISTEN to the advice she gives me, I have been able to maintain touchable locks. But even with her magical powers, I still can’t seem to achieve a harmonious relationship with my hair.

Here is the proof positive, that no matter what I do, no matter how shiny or soft my hair is to the touch of a human hand…

It Is Official. I will always have a birds nest for the tresses which make up my mane o’ hair.

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Snow Removal – A Video Tutorial

Yep. I made ANOTHER movie.

* Starring (my son) JCH & (my daddy) Ron.

This is a Tutorial. ‘How to remove snow.’ I suggest ya’ll take notes.

I just hope there is not too much “ASS” for you.

* * * Video Is HERE * * *

Enjoy

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~ Are you having trouble opening or viewing the video? Please follow these simple Instructions:

The movie is GIANT and you will need to exercise patience while waiting for the video to load.

For the movie you will need a Quick Time Player installed on your computer. If you don’t have one, may I suggest that you download / install one. (If you don’t know how to, then you are probably also still using Internet Explorer, when you should be using Firefox, and that means I can’t help you).

Now, I cannot state this enough, YouTube (and every other video hosting site) tend to destroy my movies. My files are huge, my effects are intense, so when they are compressed and downsized by these said video hosting sites, my “movies” end up looking like shit.

But, since some people (who shall remain nameless) still can’t figure out how to open My Mac Website below are THREE LINKS for easy video accessibility for EVERYONE:

1. Click HERE (for the BEST and clearest version: by MAC)

2. Click HERE (for the fastest downloading and surprisingly almost clear version: by Virb)

3. Click HERE (for the blurry version: by YouTube)

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PS: All Of My Mac Videos Are Here

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My Neice & Nephew

I cannot get over THIS picture. Or THIS picture. Or THIS one. Or THIS one.

I love my family.

*The complete photo set can be found here.

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Getting To Know Me: A Meme

Since I am home recovering from yet another Crohn’s Attack, I don’t have what it takes to write a ‘real post’ so this tag could not have some at a better time.

Not that I keep many secrets here, and not that there is much about me that you guys don’t already know, but I was tagged my Drowsey Monkey to play the Getting To Know You Meme. Even though this is one of the longer memes, I decided to indulge. Here goes:

1. What is your occupation?
Corporate Drone. Commercial Insurance Marketing (these are my duties)

2. What color are your socks right now?
Fuzzy Socks with Pink Red and White Stripes

3. What are you listening to right now?
Nada

4. What was the last thing that you ate?
Chicken Broth

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Not even if my life depended on it.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Purple

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My Mom

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Hell Yes

9. Favorite drink?
Coffee & Ice Water

10. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Nothing. Unless you consider American Idol a sport

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Every six weeks

12. Pets?
NO

13. Favorite food?
Anything that doesn’t make me sick. In my ‘former life’ – pre crohn’s disease – MEXICAN

14. Last movie you watched?
Michael Clayton (boring)

15. Favorite Day of the year?
Any day I don’t have to go to the office

16. What do you do to vent anger?
Throw things and yell

17. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My ‘crate stuff’ . You see, I used to keep all of my journals and important things (like papers or drawings) inside of a milk crate that I took EVERYWHERE. I even slept with that crate in case there was a FIRE, I had all my favorite things packed and ready to go at a moments notice.

18. What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Fall

19. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs

20. What kind of pie?
Apple

21. Do you want your friends to email you back?
Um Yeah. Duh.

22. Who is most likely to respond?
I hope everyone

23. Who is least likely to respond?
The people I dont tag

24. Living arrangements?
At home with: Mom, Dad, Grandpa & My Son JCH

25. When was the last time you cried?
Happy Tears: JCH talent show
Sad Tears: Last Crohn’s Attack

26. What is on the floor of your closet?
My shoes

27. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are tagging?
** Leslie (I have know her for 20+ years) ** @ Smoke Rings and Coffee Stains & Apple Grrl

28. The friend you have known the shortest amount of time that you are tagging?
Jillian @ Loquaciously Verbose (she is very funny.)

29. Favorite smell?
Jasmine Vanilla

30. What inspires you?
MANY THINGS.

31. What are you afraid of?
The dark, spiders, failure, letting people down, not being good enough.

32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Spicy and Cheesy (too bad I cant eat them)

33. Favorite car?
Audi

34. Favorite cat breed?
None. I am a pet-free person

35. Number of keys on your key ring?
2

36. How many years at your current job?
5

37. Favorite day of the week?
Any one that doesn’t involve work, or chores

38. How many provinces have you lived in?
Um. None.

39. How many countries have you been to?
Just the USA. (so far)

And there you have it!

Now for te OTHER people I am going to tag: (totally optional of course)

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There Is Something In The Water

And it is not good. Damn near every employee in my office has been afflicted with some sort of detrimental illness. Lets take a closer look shall we?

Employee #1 – Me. I have been battling intestinal / gastro issues for over the last year and a half.

Employee #2 – My Office Manager – has been hospitalized for the last two week due to mysterious intestinal pain. Hmmm. Karma?

Employee #3 – Fellow Marketing Department Dood- currently undergoing surgery for the removal of his gal bladder.

Employee #4 – Health Benefits Department Chick – currently in the hospital for having a STROKE. She is 46, a non smoker, eats right and exercises. WTF?

Every Other Employee In The Building is suffering from either the Flu, Bronchitis, Colds, Fevers, and even Allergies.

I am telling you. There is something in the water over here.

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Simple Mathematics

This + This Magazine = The Perfect Evening.

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