My Morning Coffee Has Never Tasted Better

And My New Mug even came with this special note:

Double D Thanks for being my chaperon & helping me get one step closer to fulfilling my dream of being he worlds first and only Traveling Bra to cover the entire globe. Without your awesome support, I wouldn’t have gotten very far.

Please accept THIS nice BIG CUP as a token of my appreciation.

(Only Official Olga Chaperons are entitled to these Big Cups).

Ta-Ta”

Olga The Traveling Bra.

Awww !! !!

I *LOVE* My New Mug.

Thank You To The World’s First And Most Original Traveling Garment.

xxoo xxoo xxoo

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American Idol- Season Seven- Top 7

Come talk some trash with me over HERE! 🙂

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Paid In Full

Paying my taxes this year was exactly like being kicked in the gut.

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Most Coveted Award

Yes!! I have been dying to get This Award ever since I first laid eyes on it.

See!!

How Cool Is That?

Way Cool.

I want to give a BIG “Thank You” to the one and only Random Chick for designing this award.

* And THIS is WHY she gave it to me *

xxoo

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School Threats

I am freaking out.

Yes, as we all know, I am a self-proclaimed-full-fledged ‘drama queen’ (no one is denying that) but I am a little freaking out, and for good reason.

What is a parent supposed to do when they receive an alarming voice mail from the school principal, late in the evening, directing all of the parents to go to the schools website, and find this announcement posted:

Dear Parent/Guardian of Student(s):

At dismissal today, a threat was discovered. It was written on the wall of a boys’ bathroom. I followed the established procedures and called the Police Department in order to begin an investigation of this matter.

School will be open tomorrow with police presence.

Please be assured that our main concern is for the safety of your child.

Sincerely,
Principal’s Name

Um. Yeah.

[insert a complete state of panic]

What kind of threats?

[Death threats? Bomb threats?]

Do I send my son to school?

Do I keep him home?

What if this is serious?

That announcement sounds pretty serious and down right scary. In this day and age I wouldn’t put anything too far out of the grasp of my imagination. And I guess the school can’t either.

On the other hand…I don’t know if I am just over-reacting?

What if this whole thing is just a silly prank?

But what if this IS real? And what if something terrible did happen?

I wonder….

[insert every conceivable ‘worst case scenario’]

I have never been in a situation like this before. It is very difficult to separate emotion from rational thinking when it comes to the safety and welfare of your ONLY CHILD.

What would you have done?

Would you have sent your child to school?

Or kept them home?

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Employee Of The Month

And here I thought I was the only woman in the world that brought her Lap Top into the bathroom. It’s nice to know that I am not alone.

Not too much else is ‘happening’ around here. Although I have been ‘Working From Home‘ for the last few days. I think that I would be so much better off, if I could operate like this. All. Of. The. Time. While I sort of miss the interaction with ‘other people’ I am loving the amount of work I can get done in a single day within the confines of my own house. I have discovered that I am so much more productive and efficient without all of the usual distractions which normally occur in the office.

Hmm…

I wonder if I can make this a viable option long-term? I know my body would certainly be under a lot less strain and stress if that was case.

Okay, that’s about all I have for you. Time for me to get back to work. I might even try to pick up that dry cleaning today.

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A ‘Clever Kid’ Makes It Hard To Be Mad At Him

I was down stairs watching TV with ‘The Parents’ last night. I came up to my room around 11pm and found some paperwork on my bed with a sticky note…

Mom,
One of these papers will make you happy
One not so much
And one will piss you off.

Please sign them

I am Sorry

Your son
JCH

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Aww. Thank You!

The Sexy Blogger Award

Awarded by
Roshan
to Meleah Rebeccah
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FaceBook

When Three People Tell You You’re Drunk, You Fall Down.

My great-grandmother used to say that all the time.

She used to say, “If one person tells you something, it’s easy to ‘blow it off’. If two people tell you something, that might just be a ‘coincidence’. But, if Three People Tell You You’re Drunk, You Fall Down.”

Sage. Advice.

Okay so more than THREE people have told me to sign up for FaceBook. (Especially after all that MySpace drama.) And while my profile page remains on MySpace, I also now have a FaceBook account.

This is how my personal joy of Internet Social Networking begins. On MySpace, I found a ton of my favorite high school people that I never thought I would be reconnected with. And for that, I am a truly grateful.

So now let’s talk about FaceBook. (which BTW I haven’t fully figured out how to use properly.)

Some of the friends I had already found from high school as a result of MySpace, were already on FaceBook

Awesome.

But, I have been looking for ONE high school friend in particular.

For. Years.

And I mean years. (15? at least.) Wouldn’t you know it, a few weeks ago, SHE found ME on FaceBook.

Yes! Way!

After a few emails back and fourth, and an intense game of phone tag, I am thrilled to have long time High School Gal Pal Bettina, BACK IN MY LIFE. (I am secretly incredibly jealous of her amazing beauty, lovely husband, and GRAND lifestyle…but I am genuinely happy for her.)

I am so glad that I have taken my great-grandmother’s advice to heart, and that I listened to the three thousand people who told me to sign up for FaceBook.

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American Idol: Season Seven – Top 8

Okay. I promised someone my review and since I am a woman of my word, I bring to you the American Idol Top 8 performances of last night….Come on over to my ‘other blog’ MELEVISION.

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