Momma Mia, Mea Culpa

“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back–always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth that ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way.

Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it.

Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.

Begin it now.”

Okay. So, I’ve mentioned before how much I love to people watch, but I fear I’ve become quite obsessed with one of our neighbors. And not in a good way. (If there is a ‘good way’ for one to become obsessed with watching their neighbor.)

He is an older man who lives alone. He keeps weird hours and I’ve never seen him with a woman. Or a man. Or any visitors whatsoever including family members for that matter.

But what has my utmost attention? Since I have been observing this man, I’ve noticed over the last 6 months, I have never seen the man put out a single trash can.

In our complex every Tuesday & Thursday is garbage day. And every Wednesday & Friday is recycling day. Every other house hold on the block puts out at least ONE trash can on any of those given days.

Except for this dood.

So. WHERE IS ALL OF HIS GARBAGE? And. What is he doing with his trash?

Its not like we live in an area or street where he can burn his garbage. He drives a small Mercedes so it’s hard to imagine him loading his vehicle and transporting his waste elsewhere. Moreover why would anyone need or want to do that?

Seriously.

I need to know what this guy does with his garbage.

Ya’ll have any ideas?

In other news…I have not been able to stop laughig at this.