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30 Days Of Photography | Day 25: Poison

Posted on September 25, 2013 by Meleah

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30 Days Of Photography | Day 24: Carnival

Posted on September 24, 2013 by Meleah

Okay…

So, I really HATE carnivals.

I can’t deal with all of the people, or finding a parking space, or walking in excessive heat, or waiting on lines, or looking at all of the food I can’t have. And I certainly won’t get on any of the rides. I’m a baby with a crippling fear of heights.

So obviously, I didn’t know what the heck I was going to use for this prompt. In fact, I even considered skipping today.

But then, I discovered this board game.

And I could NOT stop laughing.

I have no idea where my mother finds these things!

This is the closest you will ever see me near a “carnival.”

And yes, this is THE WORST PHOTO I’ve ever taken, probably in my whole entire life.

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30 Days Of Photography | Day 23: Tolstoy

Posted on September 23, 2013 by Meleah

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Dear Apple,

Posted on September 22, 2013 by Meleah

After seven years as a loyal and dedicated customer – happily singing your praises, making videos of my undying love for your products, and spending ridiculous amounts of unpaid hours defending your honor – I never thought things would come to this.

And all I can say is, “WHAT THE FUCK?”

I truly loathe this iOS 7 upgrade and everything that comes along with it.

Thanks for turning my iPhone into a Windows like phone.

The flat and floaty icons make it very difficult to navigate, especially for someone with sausage link fingertips. Your safari Internet browsing option is a joke. And I’ll never be able to keep an appointment, or show up on time again, because of the new weirdo calendar settings.

The blue bubbles with white lettering make text messaging almost impossible to read. For the life of me, I cannot understand why you added so many unnecessary steps to simply send a photo. And this annoying – almost invisible keypad – is so frustrating; it makes me want to stab someone, in the throat, with unsharpened scissors.

The slow lag is irritating enough. But having my iPhone continually freeze and my apps constantly crash is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

Just typing this simple message with the new notes app took well over 45 minutes –mostly because I have to re-teach autocorrect how to spell things like ‘sofa king’ properly.

This ridiculous upgrade should really come with an “undo” option.

Get on the ball, Apple, and fix this, please.

Or at least give me the option to restore my iPhone back to the iOS 6 version.

Otherwise you leave me with no other choice but to switch to the Samsung – with the bigger screen – because if I am being forced to sacrifice quality then size DOES matter.

Sincerely Aggravated,

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30 Days Of Photography | Day 22: Frustration

Posted on September 22, 2013 by Meleah

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30 Days Of Photography | Day 21: Anatomy

Posted on September 21, 2013 by Meleah

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30 Days Of Photography | Day 20: Transparent

Posted on September 20, 2013 by Meleah

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30 Days Of Photography | Day 19: Never

Posted on September 19, 2013 by Meleah

It’s no secret that I’m afraid of bridges.

Driving over a bridge is just as terrifying as: rock climbing, or skydiving, or bungee jumping down the Empire State building. And while those things might be fabulous, if you’re a ‘Thrill Seeking’ kind of person, but I am just not built that way.

I am not only afraid the bridge will suddenly collapse, without warning, but I also imagine the ‘Worst Case Scenario’. Like what if my tire suddenly explodes, and I loose control of the car, and go careening off the side of the bridge, and drown a fiery death, and the only thing they find to identify my body are the serial numbers on my breast implants.

So, yeah.

Meleah + Bridges = NEVER

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