Tagged Results (part two)

Thanks to W for Wonder for the tag. I have to list 5-10 songs that have impacted my life, and the reason why. Then tag 5 other people.

Hmm…(this one was a lot harder than I thought it would be.)

1. Can You Hear Me Knocking – Rolling Stones: I have so many good memories that surround the Rolling Stones. But this song in particular reminds of me an old best friend I had during my adolescent years, who is no longer a part of my life. But I miss him dearly. One day, I will write a post all about him.
2. Vienna & She’s Always A Woman To MeBilly Joel: My mother dedicated both of these songs to me on my 17th birthday. I had been missing in action for quite some time, and when I was finally settled somewhere long enough for her to mail me something, she sent me this CD. Enclosed was a letter specifying those two songs, because the lyrics so adequately described me.
3. You So Vain – Carly Simon: because I am.
4. Take Me As I Am – Mary J. Blidge: because you should, it’s my theme song. Here’s my video.
5. Cold Play – Fix You: Because it makes me cry. Every time.
6. Bridge Over Troubled Water – Simon and Garfunkle: because it is my song dedicated to my little brother Adam, and because it was Tom Galup’s song to me. (Tom Galup is the same man referenced in song number one in this list).
7. He’s Gone – The Grateful Dead: well, every.single. dead song means so much to me, (having been on tour) so I just picked one.
8. What Is This Thing Called Love: Gwyneth Paltrow: the song is a 40’s throw back, and I love that. Plus it is in the movie Infamous, which is about my favorite writer ever. Truman Capote. (and I made this movie myself, Three Men and A Chandelier, with this song).
9. Summertime – Janis Joplin: (VIDEO BONUS) because that was the song my mother sang to me as my lullaby when I was a baby.
10. Music – Madonna : I have been a Madonna fan since I was in 4th grade, my first albumn ever was Material Girl.
11. Anything RAP or HIP HOP…well, almost anything. (because sometimes, a girl needs a little ghetto in her life)

There are soooo many more, I could probably do a list of 100 songs, at least but, I already broke the rules when I threw in number 11!

And again, I don’t know which of my blogging friends hasn’t already been tagged by this, since I have seen this one around. So, if you haven’t already been tagged, consider yourself tagged by me. Just link back and let me know you.

*speaking of reminiscing, do any of ya’ll remember the game show in the 70’s MATCH GAME?

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Tagged Results (part one)

By Bowrag. I am supposed to list 8 ‘unknown’ facts about me, and then tag 8 people. So, here goes. Some of items on this list you guys may or may not already know…

1. I am loud. I don’t know why, and I can’t seem to control it. I wish I could speak quieter. I have tried to communicate in all kinds of different tones, but, my voice is about 5 times the volume of a normal person. I guess I need a lot more to practice? I think I am so loud because I am hard of hearing, but of course I haven’t had that checked out.
2. I am very forgetful. If I don’t write it down I will not remember it. (That includes all birthdays, and anniversaries).
3. I followed the Grateful Dead on tour during the ages 16-17.
4. I have Crohn’s disease. I use at least one whole roll of TP a day, along with a box of babywipes.
5. I drive too fast. But I have gotten much better. I have reduced the number of points on my drivers license from 21 points down to 7.
6. When I was 12 – I was sent to Carrier Foundation. There is a long story which informs my stay at the hospital, but I am not getting into that right now.
7. When I was 13 – I was sent to a private boarding school, Cascade, in Whitmore CA. (This was a “special” school. A school that outsiders might consider a cult) I graduated a year early. (there are no links or internet information about the school since it has been shut down / closed / sold).
8. I have three tattoos; one of which was homemade and I HATE it, another one was homemade but I LOVE it, and the last tattoo is the reason I will never drink tequila again.

Now, I don’t know which of my blogging friends hasn’t already been tagged by this, since I have seen this one around. So, if you haven’t already been tagged, consider yourself tagged by me. Just link back and let me know you decided to play along!

* I am working on W for Wonders music meme, but that one takes a little more thought and a lot more detail to finish! should be up by tomorrow!*

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Tagged

I have been tagged, by two bloggers,  W for Wonder and Bowrag. The results will be up tomorrow.  damn this is like homework.

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First Night Out: Results

In the first hour and half that I was out, I received: free Yankee/Dodgers tickets, complete with a limo ride to and from the game, for July 8th and a $100.00 bill.  From married men. Then, I received and offer for free weed, from a short Jewish guy who was on a bad blind date with another woman.

Too bad I don’t use drugs, or date married men because then I would have had a great night!

It’s so beautiful out today, I think I may grab a late lunch at the clubhouse, hit the apple store, and then stalk my favorite bloggers while sitting out on my balcony.

I’m forcing myself to go out again tonight, wonder who I will meet this time? Maybe if I am really lucky I will find me a heroin addict.

Wish me luck.  I certainly need it.

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Baby Steps

Tonight I am pro actively going out. To take a look around, at the available men. I am going to get it out of my head, that dating is a nightmare, and instead, I am going to count on HollyGL’s undying optimism…

“I do still believe, though – as I always have – that there are some great guys out there. It’s just a matter of finding them. …or allowing them to find us.”

I am not on a mission to come home with a man, or even get a phone number. But, sitting home alone every Friday night sure isn’t going to get me anywhere. No one is going to fall out of the sky and into my lap.

[Okay? Maya!] My sister-in-law will be excited to see that I have finally decided to take a chance and start ‘dating’ again as will my parents. After this post, my mother said something to me, she said, “Meleah, you are smart, pretty, and funny. Do you know how rare that is, for someone to have all three qualities. Why do you always see yourself in such a bad light?” I said, “I don’t know.” Then my father piped in agreeing wholeheartedly with my mother. “Meleah, you are smart, pretty, and funny, go out and date again. It’s been a YEAR for Christ sakes.”

I spoke with my male best friend and told him what my parents had said, because well, they are my parents, and it is their job to build me up. I wanted to see what a man, who knows me better than I know myself, had to say. Here’s what he said, “Yes, you are very smart, and creative. You are very pretty, and extremely funny, but…. it’s all held together by scotch tape and rubber bands.” … “That’s a big investment for someone to make.”

I just about peed my pants when he said that, because it’s true. I am held together with scotch tape and rubber bands.

I am fully aware of all of my flaws and short comings. Nonetheless, doesn’t the fact that I KNOW I am fucked up, make me a little less fucked up, than some of the other lunatics running amongst us, who don’t even know they ARE fucked up?

Oh, well, since I have been making changes, and taking chances, why not! I am going out tonight! I just want to see what is out there.

I have no idea what to wear, or where exactly I am going, or if any of my girlfriends will be tagging along to help stop me from making a total buffoon of myself…. but, this should be interesting.

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The Closer

One of the hottest shows for summer…..is here!

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Shattered. Echo. Silence.

This is a poem I wrote when I was all of 15 years old.
Shattered. Echo. Silence.

Shattered, Echo, Silence
In my head
My eyes are alive
My body is dead

The laughter decays
The phantom is still
Go on
Take another hit
Have another pill

We are motionless floating
Mulitcoloured souls
Dancing naked in the forest
With the fairies and the trolls

We will see no more pain
With our acid glazed glance
Everything is beautiful, blissful in our trance

My head screams the mad
The bazaar
A schizoid crash
My body is diseased
Sore
Cut
And raw
The infinite rash

The molester of my thoughts
Took the beauty and gave me pain
My head is running, I can feel it, think the insane

My eyes are watery
My mind is empty
I am on my way back home
With these twisted black circles of mine
I can see that I am alone

I see nothing
I feel nothing
I remember nothing going on in my head
I am quietly drifting off to sleep
Into the nothingness of my bed.

[currently, totally freaking out for posting this]

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“R” Rated

First, a little business… So You Think You Can Dance?  My fresh new first post on my fresh new TV blog. yippee.

Now for some fun, and disturbing facts.

According to Greg, and THIS tool, Momma Mia Mea Culpa is an R rated blog. I couldn’t be more proud!

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Free Online Dating

That rating was given based on the use of these words, and this many times:

  • ass (5x)
  • hell (2x)
  • fuck (1x)

That has to be wrong. Not my rating, I know this blog is R rated. But, I also know for a fact that I say “FUCK” entirely too much. There is no. way. the word “fuck” has only been used once? in all my 400+ posts.

So, for fun and games, (and sheer curiosity) I was wondering what my other blogs are “rated”….. here are the results:

My TV Blog: Melevision (which does not have one single cuss word in it) was given a G rating (nice to come correct.)

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating

Everyone Needs A Little Evelyn (which is just an angry, cuss filled, politically biased, 82 year old ranter… and my grandma) was given also given a G rating.

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating

But to be fair… The Ev blog, is only full of YouTube videos, not so much words. The whole blog is a 9 video series, with my grandmother (as the star), in person, bitching for the camera. So they (the rating tool inventors) didn’t hear what she said. They only have the post titles to base that rating upon.

But here is when I lost faith in this “RATING” system. And has left me asking alot of questions.

My Book: Off The Pole (which is about stripping, drugs, alcohol, rape, incest, and a slew of XXX scenarios) was given a PG-13 rating. I am not kidding.

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating

That rating was based on the use of these words, and this many times:

  • kill (2x)
  • rape (1x)

Wait…. let me get this straight… KILL and RAPE do not equal an R rating, but using the word ASS does? huh? [my eyes have just glazed over with confusion].

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Money.Rap Music.My Daddy.

I asked my dad if I could ‘borrow’ ten dollars.

My dad said, “Sure! But wait, before you look at the money, can you tell me what President is on the ten dollar bill?”

I said, “No… sorry daddy, I can’t tell you what President is on the ten dollar bill. I have no idea. I couldn’t even tell you who was on the ten dollar bill even if I did look at it.”

Then I said, “All I know is that I need the dollar bills that have Benjamin on it. And I learned that, from listening from rap….”

My father looked into my eyes and said…“Get out of my office.”

(and then gave me the ten spot)

(Ps… Change Is Good!)

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Big News! And Change!

I just got married! In Vegas! By Elvis! To a complete stranger!

Okay so that’s just a bold faced lie, ya know for shock value, or a chuckle.

In all seriousness, I want to stop and appreciate all of you. (yeah you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you , and you, and you, and you, and you, and YOU, everyone else over here.) Every one of you have all been so helpful, supportive, and amazingly understanding through my funky week. Ya’ll have been even more awesome in the comments when I was feeling the urgent need to make some BIG.LIFE.ALTERING.CHANGE. At this exact moment, I could not be happier, or feel luckier to be a part of this little blogging community. I feel like I have developed some real friendships over these last few months. So, thanks, you guys rock! ☺

Speaking of that BIG change I felt I needed to make, I went ahead and took Greg’s advice (since he is the self proclaimed smartest man alive, agreeably on his way to world domination, and all the while maintaining the nicest elbows.) Instead of going all drama queen drastic, or turning what’s left of my life completely upside down (inevitably making matters worse) I went with making some simple changes.

I made a few non-impulsive / well thought out adjustments over the last few days that have really taken a huge weight off of my shoulders.

I have found yet another home (oh god, not a real house, or a geographic location change…remember…simple.) I found another home for one of my other blogs. I have left the 451 Press blog. I am no longer writing for Watching Sitcoms. This was a really hard decision to make. One decision that I wrestled with for awhile. While on the one hand it was my first professional opportunity to write in a public forum, restricted to particular topics, that required research. Much different than my usual long winded, never staying on the topic at hand posts, like over here. That learning experience was most excellent practice for me. On the other hand, I was constantly feeling like I was always under the gun with deadlines, and that damn feeling of impending doom that lingered over my head every day, like my insane and unfounded fears of always getting fired. (off topic: what is that about anyway?) Lastly and most importantly I was sacrificing a lot of time that could have been spent with my son (can you say shrouded in guilt!)

….Then, suddenly, like magic, it dawned on me. Hey? Wait… I already have a job, where I work really hard all day long for no money pocket change . It’s called my day job. I don’t need two jobs like that. Or two more stress-inducing factors. So, after some 12 days – non stop reflection – locked in my own four walls – and circling the drain consideration, I moved.

This is a new site. But, hey! Guess what? I am the owner, and author of this new site! YIPEE! I am now writing about TV: HERE! HERE! HERE! It’s all about TV.

My new TV home, is functional, but still very much under construction. The lay out needs to be adjusted a little, there will be some further redesigning of the page. Eventually the posts will be in the center of the page and all the other stuff will be in opposite left / right sidebars. There are a few other tweeks and kinks that need smoothing over. I am saving the best part for last. The best part, of course, will be developing the perfect kick ass masthead. (Any suggestion, or ideas are welcomed…*hint *hint)

I finally have a JOB (with a professional revenue generating blog) where I am my own boss. I will be able to write what I want, without being restricted to just sitcoms. And, since I am damn sure I won’t be firing myself, I won’t be writing with that perpetual fear of failure. That alone will allow for the joy of writing for that blog to return to me ten fold.

In the mean time, while these changes are being made on my new site, and the lay out is being played with, please bear with me, as well as any issues that may be happening over there for the next few days. We Leslie is really busy working out the design(s), and all of the linkage as we speak.

I am hoping that all of you guys will be just as supportive on my new page. If you really enjoy it, or if you happed to feel so inclined…maybe you would be so kind as to regale me with a special guest post? Written by any of you? About any of the TV show you may be watching? Or any of the TV show that you feel needs to be recognized or simply remembered? Please let me know in the comments / or shoot me an email, if you would be interested in posting a little something something over on my TV blog? Or if there is a specific TV show that you would like for me to write about? I know most of you probably don’t watch nearly as much TV as I do, since most of you have lives, but ya’ll are some damn fine writers and I would be honored if you wanted to post a little ditty.

That being said, aside from a few other personal issues I have yet to work through, which I will be sure to share with you, can I just say….. Ahh… change is good.

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