It seems as if my words have decided to take a vacation and they packed up my sense of humor along with them. I sure do hope where ever they are they come home soon.
I miss them. A lot.
I wonder if they are having a great time without me?
Unless of course P.M.S. is just holding them hostage? If that’s the case, I am hoping my reward will ensure a prompt and safe return.
Who could have a great time without you????? Don’t you hate writer’s block. I’m sure your PMS just stole them for a while and will return them in a week or so. It’s that crazy ass Mother Nature bitch, she’s always screwing with us one way or another. I will anxiously await the return of your sense of humor !!!!!!!!
Nope. Sorry. You don’t get to say you’re missing your sense of humor and THEN MAKE ME LAUGH.
Not buying it.
I LAUGHED!
🙂
I feel the same way….how depressing! (but you still rock girlfriend…)
The Girl I Would Bring Home:
Aw. I’ll try to get back in the swing of things just as soon as possible!
Heather:
You have no idea how hard it was to pull this post off!
Skipper:
Is it in the air?
Meleah without words????? Thats like Ying without Yang, burger without fries, Christmas without indigestion, Alcohol without hangover…. it just doesn’t happen…lol! You always make me smile… everytime I read one of your comments on my blog, every post you write, every photograph you take… Your a fab girl with wicked sense of humour. I adore you to bits!!!
ps. Check under the bed, or on the stairs by the front door. That’s where I usually find the things that I have lost…lol!
Damn PMS. I hope it moves on its way soon.
This is a very creative way to get your message across. I hope that you have better days very soon. I hope that you continue to reach out & get the help you need from counselors & others.
Graham:
Aw. That was so nice of you to say to me.
“Alcohol without hangover…”
LOL
Ill go look under the steps right now
Terri:
Me too.
Awake:
I guess that was a creative way to express how I feel.
Maybe I haven’t TOTALLY lost my touch?
They’ll come back before you know it, Mereb. I have to say it would be impossible for you to lose your sense of humor, though. You always manage a great quip no matter your state of mind. xoxo
You’re fine sweetie. You’re just being what you are and writing what you feel. I suggest eating the twinkies and go shopping. Then tell us about it. maybe some jumping jacks.
And besides I don’t like chocolate.
You and me both, babe. I think that eating the twinkies may trigger unexpected bouts of creative thought. You should send me some pronto, even though I am unable to locate your words either. I’ll owe you one, k?
Well, I love your words whether they are happy, sad, funny or serious. I know what you mean, though – sometimes it is a huge effort to get them out. They’ll be back, don’t worry about that. You have the greatest sense of humour of just about anyone I know. Take care of yourself.
I think I saw your words turning tricks at the bus station.
i have confidence they will be back,, with a vengeance!!!!
Steph:
Im doing my best to hang on to at least that.
xxoo
Oscar:
*shopping??*
Id LOVE to go shopping.
I could use some cute sweat suites more NEW pajamas.
Eva:
Is this contagious?
I think it started with Michael C.
Selma:
Aw. Thanks honey.
xxoo
🙂
C.RAG:
Oh so that’s where they are.
Those whores.
I’m so HAPPY to hear the baby is doing so well so quickly.
🙂
Paisley:
I hope so.
xxoo
Deep fried twinkies covered in chocloate as a reward? Hmmm…I can supply them to you, and maybe they’d bring your spirits up!! I’ve missed the blogging world (you especially) and am sorry I have missed so much. I read back and cought up on yours. How are you feeling these days? and Are you on leave from work yet? I finally posted about the craziness of the past few weeks. I missed you!!
I will find them. My PMS wants some of that Twinkie…NOW.
I FOUND THEM!!
adjectives: festering, amorphous, ignominious, fortified, splendid, corrugated, black, garbled, posh, pallid,
nouns: plutocrat, hootenanny, arch, hamster, bench, kindling, hoarfrost, penchant, harp, wisteria, leg warmers, instrument, crime,
verbs: mimic, wave, run, crash, press, waddle, burn, plunder, wish, pour, ambush
It took me a while to round them all up, and I’m exhausted. So, you’ll have to put them back in an order that makes sense, with a few ifs, ands and buts thrown in for good measure.
Have fun!
If you pass me in the hallway, tell me I’m looking for myself.
kthxbai
I think they took a vacation somewhere tropical with mine, girl. 🙁
Chef Mom:
WOMAN!
I have missed you so.very.much.
I thought you had left us, and without saying goodbye.
*I was sad when I read your post, but REALLY happy that you posted.*
(I will send you an email with my ‘status’ and ‘progress’)
xxxxxxxx
oooooooo
Momo Fali:
PMS is a nightmare.
OMyWord Lisa:
I love you.
I should have some fun with those words!
xxoo
🙂
Dazd:
Okay! Will do!
Diva:
I bet OUR words are having a REALLY GOOD time together.
Too bad they didn’t take us with them on vacation.
Peace and quiet….you deserve it!
I think PMS is holding you hostage, honey. I can’t see it relinquishing a deep fried Twinkie for anything, not even your words! PMS loves grease and chocolate and sugar and all things bad for you!
However it hates wholewheat pasta and bananas and brown rice and B complex vitamins, so I suggest you starve it out with a banana and marmite sauce on brown rice or pasta and some magnesium-rich veggies like … spinach!
What do you mean, you don’t want fancy that? Picky, picky …
ROFL!
OMG who deep fries twinkies? LMAO
If your words were missing then you wouldn’t have been able to write on the side of the milk carton.
WAIT.
They’re on the SIDE OF THE MILK CARTON!! I SEE THEM!! THERE THEY ARE!!
What do I win?
Yes, that has been happening to me for a few weeks now. Imagine if the pms had hit along with it! (Hey, can I still get the deep fried twinkies for when it does?) 😀
I hope you’re not suffering from the Prehistoric Monster Syndrome (P.M.S.) of Guv’ner Sarah Palin! 😀
Thank God, age Packed My Syndrome (P.M.S.) days many years ago! 🙂
Okay, first take a deep breath.
Inhale through your nose, breath out through your mouth while saying, “FUCK!!!!!!!!!!”
Now that you are fully centered, focus on the fact that this post is HIL-AR-I-OUS!!! Evidence that you have NOT lost your creativity or sense of humor.
The next step is to try and tell that crummy little voice in your head to “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” because your words have not left you. They can never leave you, even while you are the medication my dear because they are like your DNA. Your DNA cannot leave you so thus, your words cannot leave you. Alright! ALRIGHT!!!!
So go have yourself that Deep Fried Twinkie Covered in Chocolate because you deserve the reward my dear, and no one else. Just keep writing (did you ever see “NEMO?” keep singing this to yourself like Dori did in the movie when she sang, “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.” If you haven’t seen the movie, rent it and watch it, okay?)
Everything is going to be okay.
XOXOXOXOXO
RC
Slap my knee that’s funny. I need a carton featuring my love life and finances.
I just read your blog tagline, Vodka is your favorite, I should have known.
You cannot have lost your sense of humour – this is a funny post!
Okay, so I had to scroll all the way back to September 25th. Found it. Sara Silverman took your words and sense of humor. She was never funny before. Call her agent and demand your words and sense of humor back!
Marc:
Thanks dood.
Jay:
I’m about to lick all of the salt off of every single gluten-free pretzel in my house.
🙂
Shae:
Apparently they are a huge hit at fairs!
Ive never personally eaten one.
But if I could I sure as hell would.
mooooog35:
Thanks!
Oh and sorry.
But all prizes are tucked away where ever the REST of my words are.
🙁
Diamond:
Deep Fried Twinkies are awesome.
Or so I’ve heard.
Miss MoneyPenny:
LOL LOL LOL
I cant wait for those days.
Random Chick:
Yeah. I think it’s more that I am holding back more than anything?
“Inhale through your nose, breath out through your mouth while saying, “FUCK!!!!!!!!!!””
Hey! That felt Grrreat.
(I am going to send you an email on the ‘personal/therapy/meds’ status.)
DeboHobo:
Ha ha ha
Missing “love life and finances.”
Ditto!
Lady Banana:
Thank you!
The original post (pre-milk carton) was really depressing.
DCR:
I never thought she was that funny either.
I am in LOVE with two other women Tina Fey & Chelsea Handler.
🙂
i think it’s october. i got the same thing going on. nothing works. maybe i need new batteries…
Girl…you crack me up with your cleverness. At least that and your quick wit aren’t lost with your words.
🙂
one foot in front of the other
I am new around here so I have a lot of catching up to do. But I find the milk carton quite funny. Take a breather if you need to. I am new here and will certainly be back and clearly your long term readers will be too.
can i copy this image and paste it on my blog then. our words must be hanging out. actually i’m too pooped to think about writing.
hope yours make it back home safely
You still have your sense of humor. Your just sitting on while you’re on the pity pot…just kidding. I’m going through my own case of writer’s block. Not helped by the fact that 6 of my co-workers were laid off yesterday. Three of them sat in cubes adjacent to mine. So it hit pretty close to home. Company wide, there were around 3,000 people who are now jobless. Oh, of course our CEO is still pulling in his $1,000,000 a month.
LOL … I know the feeling. I’ll let you know if I see them!
Who says you lost your sense of humour?
Now this is my brand of humor. Crispy-crunchy dry. It’s when the Snarkstress comes out and the rules are just let it rip. Love it. But I seriously understand.
holydollly:
New batteries might help.
One Shot:
Thank you!
Renee:
welcome.
Valerie:
sure!
xxoo
Lee:
*yikes*
Drowsey:
Please let me know if/when you see them anywhere.
🙂
Roshan:
I haven’t laughed …a real belly laugh….in a while.
Kellypea:
Thank you.
xxoo
If we find them, we will take them back and celebrate together!
Aww Meleah…sometimes we all need a break!! You know that. You can take a little breather and your inspiration will come!
missing? you’re missing! where the hell r you?
Bring back your words, Meleah! We miss you and your wonderful words 🙂
XOX
Jules
The Fighter Writer
Jen:
breather?
without work, I finally have all the breathing troom I need.
But Um…I feel like I need those electric shock paddles you use on dead people to bring them back to life.
Fanny:
Yep. My words are missing.
I missed TWO therapy classes and my doctors appointment
And I’ve been SICK in BED for TWO DAYS now.
Things are going REALLY good for me.
Jules Joyce:
Aw. Thanks.
If I cannot find your words, is there something else I can do to get the chocolate covered twinkie? I love those things and have not seen them in years
Paige:
Hey you.
I guess I found my words.
The post above this one, is filled with WAY TOO MANY words!
I think you can get one of those twinkies at any state fair!
Pingback: Momma Mia, Mea Culpa » Blog Archive » My Progress Report. And Too Much Information.
I am leaving a comment here because the number 49 was annoying me.