Happy Birthday … To Me

Today I am….

[*gasp*]

Does this mean I have officially entered the “Cougar” stage of my life?

OMG! Best Present Ever:

Happy Birthday-Mommy

About Meleah

Mother. Writer. Television Junkie. Pajama Jean Enthusiast.
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118 Responses to Happy Birthday … To Me

  1. Meleah says:

    Mommy:
    Thank you.
    I love you!
    Cant wait for dinner tonight.

    Jen:
    Ha! I’m glad someone laughed at that comment!
    xxoo

    Maria:
    Why Thank you!
    That was so sweet of you to say!
    🙂

    Ana:
    I love you more!
    xxoo

  2. SoLow says:

    I’ve got a t-shirt that says I’m “Cougar Bait”. If I put it on will you hunt me down???

    🙂

  3. Keith S says:

    M:

    Happy Birthday.

    You are catching up to me.

    Hope you have a wonderful day.
    You DESERVE IT.

  4. Happy Birthday!!! 34? Your young, no worries. I hope that it’s your very best year ever!

    I couldn’t see your gift, my old computer didn’t want to show it to me .

  5. Michael C says:

    Happy b-day bloggin’ twin!! You’re only a cougar if ya want to be deary 😉

  6. SpEdLaw2 says:

    Hi,

    Happy Birthday.

    I just voted for your excellent blog for Bloggers Choice Awards.

  7. Uncle Rick says:

    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday dear Meleah
    Happy Birthday to you!

    We love you Meleah
    Oh yes we dooooooo
    We love you Melah
    And we’ll be truuuuue
    When you’re not near us
    We’re blue
    Oh Meleah we love you!

  8. Happy Birthday… That has all the wit in the world. He is truly your son. You’re very lucky.

  9. huh? Cougar? Happy Birthday any way.

  10. cmk says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    The other day I figured out how to tell if you are old. I looked in the mirror and realized I NEVER will be looked at with even a little bit of lust by anyone younger than 50 ever again–no matter how much I exercised or lost weight, got surgically fixed, or got multiply Botox injections. THAT let me know I am officially old. 😉 You got a LONG way to go, my dear. Enjoy it while you can. 😀

  11. Meleah says:

    SoLow:
    Um..Er?

    Keith:
    I am catching up to you.
    Thanks for the bday wishes.
    You so good to me
    🙂

    Awake:
    Oh. Thank you!
    (It was a Powerpoint slide show from my son)

    Michael C:
    Hey TWIN!
    I’m not ready to be a cougar!
    I’m sticking with FOX or CUB
    (via comments!)
    Thank you for coming by my blog to celebrate my bday
    that means a lot to me.
    You.Rock.

    SpEdLaw2:
    You did?
    WOW.
    Thank you!!!

    Uncle Rick:
    OH! Thank you.
    I love you sweety.
    See you soon!!
    xxoo
    xxoo

    Urban:
    Yep. My boy is just like me.
    (In a good way)
    Whew!
    🙂

    Grumpy:
    Thanks man!

    CMK:
    Aw. Oh dear. I better get a jump start on BOTOX now!?
    I did get your card FINALLY and I *loved* it.
    THANK YOU
    xxoo xxoo

  12. Dan the Fireman says:

    Happy Birthday!!!!!

  13. Lady Banana says:

    Happy Birthday, 34 is such a nice age, I remember it well 🙂

  14. Marc says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    Hmmmm
    Cougar?
    MILF?
    Cougar?
    MILF?
    Cougar/MILF? hmmmmm….

  15. Lee says:

    Happy Birthday, Meleah!!!! I think I was 34 once. I don’t quite remember. Anyway, I hope you had a wonderful day, ate lots of cake, and didn’t have one second of unpleasantness.

  16. Jules Joyce says:

    Happy 34th, Meleah, ya young pretty thang! I’m turning 50 later this month! Here’s to us Libras! 🙂

  17. Meleah says:

    Dan:
    Thanks Dood!
    xxoo

    Lady Banana:
    I hope age 34 proves to be better than my previous years.
    🙂

    Marc:
    LOL LOL LOL
    Ill take “MILF” over Cougar!

    Lee:
    LOL. Im sure you were 34 once!
    I had a VERY nice day of taking care of myself.

    Jules Joyce:
    Yay. Libras Rule!

  18. Happy Birthday, Meleah!

    During my 34 years of marriage, we have never spotted a over-the-hill “Cougar” in a leopard outfit. Are “Cougars” urban legends or have you spotted them on the West Coast? 😉

    I hope you have great year and many more!

  19. Yo Daddy says:

    so what the hell is a friggin COUGAR? Is that a nice gentle animal who loves all things and is friendly to others?

    To my beautiful daughter, I love you, Frank Vincent loves you, Tony Bennet Loves you and so does Jim Ignitowski love you.

    Happy birthday my daughter. You make me laugh, you make me cry, and you make my life NOT BORING. EVER!!!!!!

    Have Happy BD. I love you. You Cougar you!

    your daddy.

  20. Have a great B’day.

    JDP

  21. Beth says:

    Just another big ole Happy Birthday wish for you!

  22. Meleah says:

    Miss Money Penny:
    Well. I live on the East Coast.
    But, I see them on TMZ all the time.
    I think Kim Cattrall is the end all be all “Cougar”!
    Just ask Chelsea Handler.

    OH DADDY!
    *shocked*
    I cant believe YOU left me a comment!!

    I’m happy to hear that you are “never bored’ when I am around.
    (cus I might be here for a very long time)
    I sure do keep things interesting don’t I?

    “so what the hell is a friggin COUGAR? Is that a nice gentle animal who loves all things and is friendly to others? ”

    LOL Um…No.

    xxxxoooo
    xxxxoooo

    Dudley:
    Aw. I am thanks!

    Beth:
    Why Thank you!
    🙂

  23. Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoyed every minute of it.

  24. chefmom says:

    Well now don’t I suck?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELEAH!! I can’t believe U had to remind me, via e-mail. I hope you have the greatest Birthday EVAH!! And next year, when we both turn 35, we’re throwing a LUAU! JCH is so sweet and you can tell he loves you SO MUCH!!

  25. PATTY says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! This is my last Happy Birthday today ,since I have told you on every other site.

  26. Epiphany says:

    Happy, Happy Birthday Mereb!! I hope you had a spectacular day, honey. Wish I were there to help you celebrate. xoxoxoxoxoxo

    FYI – you are waaaaay premature for cougarville.

  27. Random Chick says:

    OMG!!!!!

    I’ve been so out of it that I MISSED my writing buddy’s birthday! I suck! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!!!

    Happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Birthday Dear Meleah!
    Happy Birthday to you.

    XOXOXOXO
    RC

  28. Meleah says:

    Angel:
    Hey. Thanks.

    Chef Mom:
    You do NOT suck. You have PTA duty!
    Oh hell yes. When we turn 35 its gunna be an ALL OUT BLOW OUT.
    (Of course I wont be turning 35 for another 6 years!)

    PATTY:
    LOL LOL LOL
    you really have wished me a Happy Birthday like 80 times today!
    And I digg that!
    xxoo
    🙂

    Steph:
    Ok. No Cougar Ville.
    And maybe one of these days we will celebrate something TOGETHER
    xxoo
    🙂

    Random Chick:
    You don’t suck. You have a life!
    Thank you so very much
    xxoo

  29. terri says:

    Happy Birthday you young thing you!

  30. Late Natural says:

    ahhhh that was a really cute thing JCH did for you. hope you’re having a good one you cougar you.

  31. Happy Birthday Spring Chicken!

    May this be your greatest year ever Meleah. … I think it will be 😉
    Eric

  32. Doc Shoal says:

    Happy birthday sweeti !!! How was your day??

  33. Alaina says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!You don’t look a day over 21!!!!! Maybe pushin 22……….:)

  34. Meleah says:

    Terri:
    Thank you darling!
    (your facebook comment to me was classic!)
    xxoo
    🙂

    Val:
    Your not late. Its still my bday.
    🙂
    I was fully *surprised* by my sons present!
    This cougar had a fabulous day.
    xxoo

    Speedy:
    Here Here to THAT happening.

    Doc Shoal:
    Very Very Good.
    Thank you for asking!

    Alaina:
    He he he
    THANK YOU
    🙂

  35. Barbara says:

    Happy Birthday to YOU, Happy Birthday to YOU, Happy Birthday dearrrr Meleahhhhhhhhhhhhh, happy birithday to you. If you’re a cougar I’m a dinosaur! I think your still a kitten, my dear.

  36. Ashley ... Monique's DH =) says:

    Happy Birthday Meleah =)

    Cougar? That made me sad cause I am a year older than you (nevermind that I am married to one of your friends!) LOL I can’t help having a crush.

    Fox sounds about right though. Foxy lady! LOL Have a great birthday!

    Lots of love.

  37. The 3 hour time difference between my time and my comment time provided my location error of which coast you might live on.

    Kim Cattrall could be the Queen of the Cougars and Chelsea Handler is one of my favorite comedians yet, I haver never spotted a cougar in my neighborhood. 😀

  38. Eva says:

    If you’re feeling old, here’s one for you:

    Happy Birthday to you,
    You live in a zoo,
    You look like a monkey,
    And you smell like one too!!!!!!!!

    🙂 LIBRAS ROCK!!!

    Hope your day was awesome, Miss Meleah. Here’s to a fabulous year!

  39. happy…Happy….HAPPY…BIRTHDAY!!!

  40. DJ Bob says:

    Happy Birthday Meleah, so glad you are back in my life!!!!!!!!

  41. Sorry for the late wishes but you know the problems of my no connection status but Happy Birthday all the same 😀

  42. Omyword! says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You can be a cougar if you think you will have a better chance of getting laid. If not, then just be a kitten.

    I love you and hope your birthday is a time spent with people who love you and wish the very best for you.

    Also, milk the birthday. Make it last for a week or so. You’re allowed.

  43. meolly says:

    Ab sofa king lutely My pretty
    And Happy Natal Anniversary.
    Sorry I could not comment yesterday I was very busy getting my PRDL and driving the island legally.
    I love you so much you, so take care of yourself please so you can see me soon ok ?

  44. Rolando says:

    So how was your birthday?! 🙂 Any cool gifts?

  45. Meleah says:

    Barbara:
    I can work with being a kitten!
    Thanks sweet heart.
    xxoo

    Ashlee:
    LOL
    I *love* your wife.
    Thanks for the compliments!

    Miss Money:
    Oh my time stamp thingy is all messed up.
    Dont know why, dont know how to fix it either.
    (Its 1pm EST as I write this.)

    Chelsea Handler is one of the funniest woman alive…Second only to Tina Fey! And oh yeah, Kim Cattrall IS THE Queen of the Cougars!!!
    🙂

    Eva:
    Yes. We Do!
    xxoo

    Ricardo B:
    Thank you
    🙂

    DJ Bob:
    xxoo

    Nick:
    Thanks! Better late than never!

    Oh My Lisa:
    I wish I could make this last an entire week!
    BTW you rule.
    xxoo

    Olly:
    Thanks dood.
    🙂

    Rolando:
    My parents split the cost of my Madonna ticket with me. And, my grandfather gave me a few bucks. Mostly I received some nice cards.

  46. Michael says:

    Belated birthday wishes to you! You won’t officially be a cougar until you pick up a 21-year old, so I guess we’ll all be waiting for THAT post sometime soon! Hope your birthday was great and your year is better!

    I’ll have the blog up and running this weekend (yes, I know, AGAIN!) and I saw something just now that was so funny I thought of you! I’ll send it to you later! Enjoy!

  47. Shelly says:

    I am so sorry I missed your birthday honey. All day I kept saying to myself………October 8th, hmmmmm I know it is someone’s birthday or something has happened on this day but just couldn’t remember. Too much crap in my brain that it got fogged on one of the best days of the year!!!! HAPPY 34TH HONEY!!!!!

  48. BroHam, Traci & Mason says:

    * ¡Feliz cumpleaños! *

    ¡Feliz cumpleaños a tí!
    ¡Feliz cumpleaños a tí!
    ¡Feliz cumpleaños a MELEAH!
    ¡Feliz cumpleaños a tí!

  49. Lee says:

    Happy Birthday.

    Bet you wish you were still at cascade so you could get a birthday cake.

    yummie.

  50. Dominick says:

    Hey Meleah Happy Birthday!

    I hope you have a wonderful day…. dont you mean that you turned 24 today!! 🙂

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