Friday Funnies: Golfballs and Butter Cups

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden…POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, “I’m Mother Nature!” Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?  Just for doing what you have done, you won’t have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won’t have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life… As a matter of fact, you’ll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!

Then POOF!…She was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, “Fred, where are you?” Fred yells back “I’m over here in the pussy willows.” Dave shouts back, “DON’T SWING, FRED!!  Whatever you do, DON’T SWING!!!”

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21 Responses to Friday Funnies: Golfballs and Butter Cups

  1. Terri says:

    LOL! This joke ROCKS! You know all your readers are going to be repeating this one over and over!

  2. Natural says:

    ROFL. umm, i’m just grinning. lol. shhhh.

  3. SoLow says:

    ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! FRED, DON’T SWIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!

  4. Lee says:

    I’m shocked and appalled! And laughing my butt off!

  5. Betty says:

    LOL! You always post the funniest jokes. 🙂

  6. Selma says:

    Absolutely hilarious. I love your Friday funnies!!!!

  7. Jay says:

    Hahahaha!

    That’s a good one! LOL!

  8. rjlight says:

    ha!ha! you bad girl.

  9. teeni says:

    LOL. Good one! 🙂

  10. paisley says:

    you sly little devil you!!!!!

  11. speedy says:

    I Need 2 Play Golf … Just 2 Tell This Story!

  12. speedy says:

    … Sending 2 Dad / Ha Haa!

  13. Yeah, a man can do without butter. But p*ssy, not so much.

  14. Ricardo says:

    Sound advice! LOL!

  15. Mike Goad says:

    That’s funny!

    I think I’ve heard it — or one very similar — before, but it’s still funny!

  16. LOL! You Friday funnies never fail to make me laugh!

  17. I remember pu..opps. Ah, that’s a good one! I like that one.

  18. Lady Banana says:

    Hehehe… good one!?

  19. Meleah says:

    Im glad you guys enjoyed this!
    xoxox

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