(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day.)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.Smith
Thanks Christine!
don’t try to BS me… you know JC turned that in and you are just trying to cover your tracks!!!!!!! be proud girl!!! home depot… shovels.. you know you are way better than that……
i love this !!!!! it is perfection especially coming from you!!!!!! some lady on real housewives of orange county was once a playboy model,, and she said her kids were not embarrassed at all…. they just wished she still looked like that!!!
I actually came to your site because I needed a moment of down time to make me smile. Thanks for not disappointing!
OMG! This is too funny! I can’t stop laughing. 🙂 Thanks I so needed this before heading off to work
Damn.
I was just about to ask which rip joint she worked at.
Bubble. Burst.
By the way, although that may be a very close resemblance to me in the top left of the picture, I can provide an alibi for the day this was drawn.
Seriously, honey. I had a business lunch.
a truly sparkling bit of humor. I’ll be back.
EVERY time I look at this I have to laugh!
Now that is a real knee slapper. I certainly thought she was an exotic dancer….
Besides I hear it’s good work if you can get it….
My kids’ teachers would have known it was a shovel, because the people actually are handing out money. If I was an exotic dancer, the stick figures would be running the other way.
This was too funny… I had to show this to the folk in the office.
SoLow thinks she might need some implants…
🙂
Love it! LOL!
hahahahahahaha……………………………………fantastic!
Do you have a picture of mommy? haha that’s too funny. But serious, do you have a picture? Nah nah j/k. Serious. No, no j/k.
Ha ha ha…bookmarking this to remind me when I do have kids.
Ohhh, I would have loved to have seen your face when you first saw that. ;o)
Wow! Check out Debo Hobo’s new Photo! Looking good!
If my sinuses weren’t killing me I’d have laughed longer and harder…and that wasn’t milk coming out of my nose. LOL Great post, Meleah…I needed that.
Hahahaha! I can’t tell you how many times my kids have embarrassed me by shouting out something ambiguous or writing something like that for school.
‘I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer’ LOL! At least I didn’t get that one!
omigod… you’re right! That’s too weird! Exotic dancers and Hores! LOL
Im glad ya’ll loved this as much as I did.
Things are always more interesting through a child’s eyes! LOL. 🙂
Uh, I thought she was a firefighter coming down the pole. Oops. Looks like I need new glasses. Too funny!
Oh that is hysterical.
Haha.. that’s really funny and I can imagine it happening soo easily!
HAAAAAAA!!! But what’s with the stigma associated with “exotic” dancing, anyway? It ain’t no crime…
I am literally rolling on the floor with this one!
this is too flipping funny. ROFL. i passed this along to my coworkers. LOL. too cute. a shovel. yeah i check homework.