Friday Funnies:

WHY ITALIANS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the  ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, “I think Sal is dead!  What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing  voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s  make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence…

And then a shot is heard.

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line,

“Okay… Now  what?”

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28 Responses to Friday Funnies:

  1. Noemi says:

    ha ha ha…thanks for the lesson…now I know what to do in case I find myself in that situation.

  2. l'uragano says:

    i HAD to laugh at this one!

  3. Natural says:

    okay i’m laughing, but don’t tell anyone.

  4. Rogelio says:

    HA HA! Actually, that’s why EMS ambulances are diversely staffed 🙂

  5. moooooog35 says:

    Ah.

    Just another day in Boston.

  6. Jaffer says:

    No wait I don’t get it ! Why Italians ?

  7. cmk says:

    Trouble is, I actually KNOW people like that! 😀

  8. WVLeAnn says:

    Oh, that one had me choking on my lunch and LOL!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the Friday humor and hope you have a good weekend.

  9. I’ve heard this before and still it puts a smile on my face. I’m liking the Friday Funnies!

  10. Momo Fali says:

    I know guys like Vinny! Though I am smart enough not to go hunting with them.

  11. Manoj says:

    Is Vinny’s surname Cheney by any chance ? ;o)

    Thanks for making me laugh!

  12. teeni says:

    LOL. Yikes! 😯

  13. Selma says:

    I know guys like Vinnie too but they’re Irish. Good one!!!

  14. Nicole says:

    That’s just wrong…(holding my sides!)

  15. Sinnerviewer says:

    That was so cute… LOL. Love you.

  16. Betty says:

    OMG! lol! you always crack me up!

  17. Mary says:

    Being mostly Italian myself……HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think I dated him.
    ~Mary

  18. Ha, that’s funny.
    Now I’ve to think of some funny reasons why Asians can’t be paramedics, lol

  19. I thought it was going to be something about the guy gesticulating wildly, like an Italian. The mafia-style ending was a surprise. Italians don’t shoot each other, do they?

  20. That would be even more fitting if it were two sloppy drunk rednecks, bwaaaaaaahahahahha!

  21. Meleah says:

    Glad You All Enjoyed This One.

    *As I am Italian I figured I could get away with posting this one!*

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