Category Archives: Humor

Bologna

Posted on June 12, 2007 by Meleah

Has any one else ever noticed that no matter how old you are, people always sing the spelling of that word?  You always sort of hit a higher octave when you say the letter O.

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happy friday

Posted on June 8, 2007 by Meleah

I leave you this weekend, with words of wisdom, by blaugh

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Clearly, I Have Nothing To Wear

Posted on June 5, 2007 by Meleah

I have mentioned before that if it was socially acceptable to live in pajamas in all circumstances, in all places, I would. I have also mentioned that I don’t feel comfortable in “girly” attire. It’s one thing to rock some … Continue reading →

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If I Didn’t Already Hate George W. Bush II…

Posted on May 30, 2007 by Meleah

alert.pdf (this was sent around my office at 2pm) I Do Now. (Damn! And just when I said I wouldn’t write about politics.) Um, yeah so this asshole rides into my state and decides to fuck up the entire! evening … Continue reading →

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Insomnia

Posted on May 29, 2007 by Meleah

If you are ever suffering from Insomnia, much like I am right now… you will feel instantly better after taking a look at this.

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Greg’s Brain

Posted on May 28, 2007 by Meleah

Because I could never think of something so clever, I want to help Greg come closer to achieving his goal of world domination, read how to help him acquire his goal here. I will be executing the first two on … Continue reading →

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We Bring You… the iTit

Posted on May 24, 2007 by Meleah

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The iTit  will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a … Continue reading →

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iCar

Posted on May 21, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

I love all things Apple. I wish I had more things Apple. Not just the iTunes, iDisk, iMovie, iPhoto, iPhone, iPod. Oh no…that’s just not enough iProducts for me. I think Apple should just go all out and really break … Continue reading →

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PENNY PINCHER

Posted on May 12, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

THE GOOD VERSION IS CLICK HERE OR, (for those of you without a quick time player, even though it is available for PC users) THE SHITTY (destroyed integrity, fucked with clarity) YOUTUBE VERSION IS CLICK HERE

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THE NEW SERENITY PRAYER

Posted on May 11, 2007 by meleah rebeccah

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. … Continue reading →

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