Category Archives: Drama Drama

Broke Box Mountain

Posted on January 8, 2012 by Meleah

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Melody. She has reddish-brown hair and big brown doe eyes.  She lives at home with her loving parents and her teenage son.  She spends most of her time inside of her … Continue reading →

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Where The Hell Am I?

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Meleah

No. Seriously. Where the hell am I? That’s what ran though my mind, as I stopped at the intersection of ‘F*@% If I Know’. I had already been driving for over twenty minutes, on back roads, with no street signs, … Continue reading →

Posted in Drama Drama, Driving, Humor | 67 Comments

Hurricane Irene and Poppa Sye.

Posted on August 28, 2011 by Meleah

Blissfully sleeping within the confines of my ever-so cozy oasis, a strange yet familiar ringing woke me up. I sprung out of bed, wiped the crust from my eyes, and blinked myself into consciousness. Who the hell is ringing my … Continue reading →

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The Results Are In

Posted on August 7, 2011 by Meleah

The last few weeks of my life have been incredibly difficult, to say the least. Let’s recap. Shall, we? First, I almost died. Like for real. Then, after seeing my allergist – per ‘Medical Instructions’ I survived on a steady … Continue reading →

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Woman Verses Food: Attack Of The Killer Lettuce.

Posted on July 23, 2011 by Meleah

When the police arrived, my throat had already swollen shut. “She’s going into Anaphylaxis shock,” the Officer radioed the paramedics while strapping a cold, plastic, oxygen mask to my face. “What did you have to eat?” He asked. But I … Continue reading →

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Dear Common Sense,

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Meleah

I really miss you. More than I ever thought I would. And…quite frankly? As a nation, we need you back. Like, immediately. I remember the day you left us, as if it was yesterday. I discovered your obituary precisely on … Continue reading →

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In The Midst….

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Meleah

As most of you already know, I am in the midst of a Family Crisis. For those of you who don’t know, my Gramma Evelyn suffered a massive stroke last Wednesday morning. She is paralyzed, she can’t talk, she can’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Drama Drama, Grandma Ev, Life | 34 Comments

Sesame Street, Katy Perry, Boobs, And Disney Characters

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Meleah

[WARNING: Another title for this post could have been: ‘Wherein I Rant And Possibly Offend Many Readers’.] Onward…. I’m sure by now you have all seen [and/or heard] about the drama that ensued regarding singer Katy Perry’s skit with Elmo. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebitchy, Drama Drama, Photos, TV and Movies, Videos | 124 Comments

T’was The Night Before High School…

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Meleah

T’was The Night Before High School And All Through The House, A Woman  Was Screaming As If She’d Been Dowsed, With Gasoline. Let me explain… Over the past 14 years, I’ve had several thousand ‘Parental Talks’ with my one and … Continue reading →

Posted in Drama Drama, Family, Humor, JCH quotes, Life, Motherhood, Photos | 78 Comments

My Nephew Bowls | The Epic Movie Edition

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Meleah

Okay people, I spent more than ‘Seventeen Consecutive Hours’  uploading video footage and subsequently: editing, cropping, and adding the perfect special effects. When I finshed the ever so laborious and daunting task, I was positive I had actually constructed ‘The … Continue reading →

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