Author Archives: Meleah

About Meleah

Mother. Writer. Television Junkie. Pajama Jean Enthusiast.

We Bring You… the iTit

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The iTit  will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a … Continue reading

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Okay… Its a new day… Let’s try this again.

Please disregard the previous post.  I, for some odd reason, can’t delete my own words, but you should just ignore that pitiful display.

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40 Things You Would Love To Say

Because I am writing other things, yet I have this sick complusion to post every single day, This list (not written by me, but nonetheless EXCELLENT) best describes my thoughts every day at work: 1. I can see your point, … Continue reading

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Curtain Rods

THE MYSTERY OF THE CURTAIN RODS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for … Continue reading

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S O M E T I M E S

Sometimes, when you cry…no one sees your tears. Sometimes, when you are in pain…no one sees your hurt. Sometimes, when you are worried…no one sees your stress. Sometimes, when you are happy…no one sees your smile But FART!! just ONE … Continue reading

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Contemplating / Making Changes around ‘here’

My page takes 800 hours to load, because there are 800 things happening on my page. I may? have my posts archive per day. Instead of having a whole MONTH of posts on ONE page, just have a single post, … Continue reading

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MOMMA MIA, MEA CULPA

People ask me all the time WHY? did I choose? that name as my blog title So, If ya don’t know? here ya go… MOMMA: When my son was little, he never called me mom, or mommy. He always called … Continue reading

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HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY BROTHER ADAM!!!

I’LL BE SPENDING THE DAY IN P.A., WITH MY FAMILY CELEBRATING MY BROTHER ADAM’S BIRTHDAY THE BIG 3-0 !

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I never get to be a momma much these days.

I never get to be a momma much these days. I am always a mom, but I don’t get to be a momma, ever since the day JCH turned all of 10 (“Mom, I am almost 11”, said JCH in … Continue reading

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FOR ANYONE ELSE WONDERING:

I received several emails today like this one: Dear M: Hey! Where’s the blog?? I guess I must be getting addicted. I miss the sucker. Hope you’re OK. Al ….. For everyone, THANKS for your emails! I’m great….. Jch is … Continue reading

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