Wow.
It sure has been awhile since I’ve been able to write anything. [*blows dust off keyboard*]
I wish I could regale you with glorious tales explaining my sudden and abrupt disappearance, but sadly, that’s not the case.
Less than two weeks ago I was rushed to the hospital. I had to undergo a very painful emergency procedure, which subsequently left me in extreme agony thereafter. Even the magical powers of heavy-duty painkillers didn’t provide much relief. Quite frankly it’s still a little difficult to find a way to sit comfortably. And, I still have two more follow-up doctors appointments later this week to ensure all is healing properly.
Without going into any details, I have decided not to write about what happened publicly for several reasons.
1. It’s highly embarrassing and utterly humiliating.
[Yes, I know. Normally those kinds of stories are my specialty. But not this time.]
2. It’s pretty graphic.
[And by graphic, I really mean it’s so disgusting, that reading about it may actually cause your eyeballs to rupture.]
3. I still cannot figure out how to convey this story without making my own stomach turn.
[Seriously.]
I have shared what happened with a few of my long-time-readers, and close friends. And I am open to emailing curious minds that NEED to know. However, if you request an email from me in the comments – don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I am happy to report, that I am doing MUCH better. And even though I am not ready to start writing again, I’m confident that I can begin making my ‘Internet Rounds’ by reading and commenting on all of YOUR blogs. Because oh, how I’ve missed ya’ll!
PS: While I’ve been out of commission I celebrated another birthday. At 36 years old I am now officially closer to 40 than I am to 30. Lovely.
Aw. Thanks BK
🙂
Holy shit! I hope you are feeling better. I hate doctors and hospitals, so I feel for ya.
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Thanks Love. Im finally feeling better. Stitches have been removed and I can
ALMOST wear REAL pants again. Hopefully I will have some blog material
worthy of posting sooner than later!
You've made me want to know even more now! I work in a Dr's so I can't imagine it being *that* disgusting!
Anyway, glad you recovering and belated happy birthday, lookin good 🙂
Okay! Well, I will be MORE than happy to send you the 'details' via email!
Check your Inbox!
xoxo
What is it with everybody getting sick?
Meh.
I'm sorry you had to go through whatever horrible thing it was that you had to go through. I can only imagine….
It wasn't pretty.
Well whatever it is, I'm glad you're OK and the worst is over.
Me too! Me too!
um, i'm curious, but i think i will pass. i believe you are feeling better now, correct?
MUCH BETTER! And you probably DO NOT want to know. It was disgusting!