An Open Letter To Charlie Sheen

Dear Charlie,

You’re a hot mess.

In fact, your recent behavior has successfully made me feel sorry for your ex-wife, Denise Richards. And that says a lot.

Get your sh*t together.

It’s enough already.

*I’m participating in the February Blog Challenge on Tribal Blogs.

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66 Responses to An Open Letter To Charlie Sheen

  1. moooooog35 says:

    P.S.,

    If you’re done with the porn stars, I’ll take them. Thanks in advance.

  2. Indeed. Kind of shouts out a hint on who’s the half men in two and a half men… sad sad sad… sad.

  3. Why do I think you’re being serious about that request?

  4. Dr. Cynicism says:

    Short and to the point – I like it πŸ™‚

  5. Anonymous says:

    Have fun with the challenge! It will be good to see something from you every day. You know what? Talking to celebrities does no good at all. They’re celebrities.

  6. Rachele says:

    Well said. Brief and to the point. I hear his name and I change the channel. I just don’t care anymore. I worry for the kids, not for him. Grow the fuck up! That should be in there too.

  7. Oh, I will NOT be writing a blog post every day!
    But, I did like this particular idea.

    And I *heart* celebrities.

  8. tch,tch,tch…when will they ever get it? NEVER!!

  9. Charlie Sheen is the train wreck that takes up where Mel Gibson and Lindsey Lohan have dropped the ball. If you want to have some fun you can read those vanity cards that Chuck Lorre has at the end of his shows (2 1/2 men, Big Bang and some others are his). He posts them here http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php. He speaks not too cryptically about this mess that is Sheen.

  10. I considered saying Grow The Fuck Up!
    And yes, I mostly feel bad for all FIVE of his kids.

  11. Seriously. And I’m sure his “at-home-rehab” will be oh-so-effective!

  12. Sweeet! Thanks, Jennifer.
    And I think I’m finally getting the hang of Tribal Blogs.

  13. Madge says:

    I always wished I was a faster reader, I can never get past the first line before it goes away, thanks for the link Jen.

  14. Madge says:

    I just can’t be a hater, it’s sad what he’s going through, but if it’s not him it will be someone else. He’s livin like a rockstar, old rockstar, but rockstar all the same. He’ll grow out of it eventually.

  15. Marty Wombacher says:

    Have you heard they’re renaming his show to, “Two and a Half Grams.” (Credit for that goes to my friend EV Grieve.)

  16. AhahahahahhaHHAHHAHAHHAHahahahhahahah!

    I *love* that!

  17. Ron says:

    OMG, this is the second post I read this week about Mr. ‘get your sh*t together’ Sheen.

    What a freakin MESS!!! And I too feel sorry for his ex-wife AND his children too! Even though being a celebrity has its huge advantages, it’s when stuff like this happens that it’s embarrassing because the WHOLE WORLD knows.

    X

  18. He’s just too old to be buying bricks of COCAINE and then going to the
    hospital for “stomach pains”!

  19. Anne says:

    I really feel for his kids. Hopefully someone will get him into treatment (real treatment as opposed to treatment at home) and get him taken care of. I also feel for his parents. That must be hard to watch.

  20. As I don’t read any celebrity news, or gossip, I take your word for the fact that he’s a total mess πŸ˜‰ Are you in Tribal Blogs now? Woohoo!

  21. I’m rooting for him to get the help he needs.
    I just wonder if he’s too far gone at this point?

  22. I feel sorry for Charlie. I think it’s a terrible shame when addictions ruin talent. But sometimes, I have to wonder if they go hand in hand.

  23. He’s a HOT MESS
    And, yes Babs, I am trying to get the hang of Tribal Blogs!

  24. I feel badly for him too.
    That’s why I didn’t completely go “off” in my post.

    I sincerely hope he gets the help he so desperately needs.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Amen.. and put forth the same statement for Lindsay Lohan.. hot but a mess..I must admit I would like to know what it’s like to be “HOT” but I can live with out the mess part..:)

  26. Random Chick says:

    Who is Charlie “prick” Sheen? And Denise “skank” Richards?

  27. Being that much of a mess – must be exhausting!

  28. territerri says:

    Charlie Sheen is a prime example of life imitating art. Couldn’t agree with you more.

    Good luck in the challenge! I see that Tribal Blogs is holding a conference in Minneapolis in June. … ahem…. You should go. You could visit friends who just so happen to live in the Minneapolis area! πŸ˜‰

  29. Anonymous says:

    This pretty much sums it up.

  30. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to attend the Tribal Blogs Conf!
    And I would even get to meet YOU!

  31. Nicky says:

    I wondered if it was all a publicity stunt at first. Then I saw a few minutes of a recent 2 1/2 Men. NOT a stunt. Nobody looks like reheated crap for publicity!

  32. Ziva says:

    Umm, I look like reheated crap most days, so I’d totally do it. I assume I’d get paid?

  33. Hard to give Charlie all the blame, especially when you have the network and employer mirroring your life each week on their sitcom. You would think he would have some respect for his dad though, after all he was the best President we ever had.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Used to kinda like Charlie Sheen as an actor. But as a person, he’s about 2 1/2 bricks short. His finest acting role was as Topper Harley. The sad part is that his problems will probably kill the whole show for everyone else.

    It’s amazing how easy you can blow…

  35. Jay of the Depp Effect says:

    I have no idea what you’re talking about, but you can bet Johnny Depp wouldn’t have made you say that. πŸ˜‰

  36. wornoutwoman says:

    COMPLETELY agreed. I shake my head when hearing anything about him.

  37. Yeah, Charlie. Shut the front door, dude. You are beginning to look pathetic. Good grief.

  38. Sandra says:

    But aren’t you amazed at how popular he keeps getting despite his hot mess??? It’s mind boggling!

  39. My mom loves “Two and a Half Men” and is so mad at Charlie Sheen and his antics that I just have to laugh. Like, she’s furious with him. To the point where I’m afraid she’s going to hunt him down and stab him. Oh, great. Now if Charlie Sheen is stabbed, everyone will suspect my mom.

  40. Definitely NOT a stunt!

  41. I always look kike re-hated crap.
    Does that make me worth 2 million dollars an episode?

  42. Ahahahah! Yes, Martin WAS the best president we’ve ever had!

  43. He’s a total hot mess.

  44. Me too woman. Me too.

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