Alec Baldwin!

WHY? is my husband is considering online dating? When I am right here?

Look what I saw in InTouch Magazine? this article!

Did you read that? WHAT! If Alec Baldwin has to date online, what the hell kind of options does that leave a girl like me?

Doesn’t he know who I am? Doesn’t he know I have been in love with him for years? Apparently not…. Lets change that!

Hello Alec! I am Meleah, an adoring fan, totally obsessed with you to the point of unhealthy. I will marry you and have all your children! You do not need to go online for a dating service, and I wont have to lick the screen when you grace my living room with your television presence. It’s a win-win situation! Look me up!