[That is, if you consider absurdly lengthy ‘Titles’ as gifts!]
In lieu of last week’s post, wherein I explained my latest obsession creating ‘Titles’ for the people in my life, a few of my lovely readers requested their own personalized ‘Titles.’ And I simply could not resist!
I am proud to present the following:
#1) A Girl Meleah Thinks Would Be An Amazing Writer If Only She Had More Time, That Goes By The Name Silverneurotic, And Posts On The Blog: The Quarter Life Chronicles Who Needs To Hurry Up And Fill Out Her College Application, Who May Or May Not Like Her Roommate From Time To Time, But Definitely Does Not Like Her Current Employment Situation, Because She Is The Only Person At Her Job Who Is Capable [And Qualified] To Change The Toner In The Printer, Who Is Smitten With Her New Kitten ‘Princess’ [Even Though She Is Really A Dog Person, In Fact, According To Her Facebook Page She Pledges Her Allegiance To Her Dog, Sadly, That Very Dog, No Longer Resides With Her] Who Recently Celebrated Her Birthday, Who Loves Coffee And Bookstores, Who’s Favorite Word is Adversary, That Loathes Doing The Laundry, But Has Finally Solved The Sock Mystery, Who Is A Newly Converted NPR Addict, Who’s Religious Views Are Decidingly Undecided, Who Is Not A Fan Of Housekeeping, And Was Recently Amazed At The Size Of The Campus At Rutgers University. Otherwise known as Nikole.
#2) A Woman Who Reminds Meleah To Be Thankful For All The Simple Things, With Her ‘Life Is Good’ Posts On The Blog: Terri Terti Quite Contrary [Which Was Once Hacked] That May Or May Not Become The Next Chiquita Banana Spokeswoman, And That May or May Not Get A Tattoo To Lift Her ‘Sweet And Innocent’ Label [But Was Really Only Kidding When She Said She Was Going To Get A Tattoo, And Had To Revise Her Post For The Concerned Readers Of Her Blog.] Who Is An Avid Bowler, And Runs Like The Wind, Who Really Hates Spiders, And Gets Overly Excited About New Appliances, An Amazing Mother Of Three Children, Who Is Addicted To Girl Scout Cookies, That Often Wonders If Going To Bed At 7pm Is Too Early, Who Sometimes Pretends To Be A Computer Genius [Mainly Because Her Friend Thinks She Is], Who Is Not A Fan Of The Winter [Or Riding Around In A Boat In The Dark] But Is A Fan Of The Summer Wherein She Can Be Found At The Ball Fields, Lounging In A Canvas Chair, Soaking Up Sunshine And Cheering From The Sidelines, Who Loves Victoria Secret Pajamas And Sweats, But Does Not Understand Why They Make An Entire Line Of Perfume Bottles That All Look The Same, Who Can Blog And Chew Gum At The Same Time And Has The ‘Video Evidence’ To Prove It, And Is Still Unsure About How To Handle And Panhandler. Otherwise Know As Terri.
#3) A Woman Who’s Hockey Obsession Stretches Far Beyond Unhealthy, And Lives For The Red-Wings, And Has A Totally Super Inappropriate Crush On A Particular Hockey Player That Happens To Be Younger Than Her Youngest Child [Who She Often Refers To As Her ‘Baby Boy’ – The Hockey Player, Not Her Child.] And Suffers Serious Hockey Withdrawls During The ‘Off Season’ And Literally Counts The Days Until The New Season Starts, Who Answers To The Initials CMK, And Writes The Blog: Out Of My Mind, Which Include The Funniest ‘Police Logs’ In The History Of The World, Who Is Positive She Would Get A Divorce If They Ever Tried To Build A House, And If She Ever Moved Would Take Her Toilet Bowl With Her, Who Is Not A Big Fan Of ‘Hall And Oats’ Unless They Are Coupled With A ‘Keyboard Cat,’ And Could Only Handle Watching Five Minutes Of Jon & Kate, Who Has Issues With Chipmunks, And Loves The Show Eureka On The Sci-fi Channel Because It’s Smart And Funny Made For Geeks And Non-Geeks Alike, Who Prefers Toaster Strudel Over Pop-Tarts, Who Enjoys The Security Of Onstar, And Has A Crush On Michael Westen. Otherwise Know As Christine.
And Lastly, having massive amounts of material to work with, I bring to you:
#4) A Man, Meleah Considers To Be A Close Personal Friend, That Lives For All Things Cheese, Bacon And Deep Fried, Who Should Be The Next Head Writer For SNL, That Sporadically Updates His Blog: The Wonderful World Of Nothing Worthwhile, But Incessantly Updates His Facebook Status So Much – That He Had Both Of His Profile Page(s) Deleted [Twice]. Who Has A Knack For Writing Poems Dedicated To Fabulous Game Shows Like ‘Match Game PM’, And Who Often Embraces His Own Geekness When Posting Donny And Marie Star Wars Clips, That Developed A Stutter After Watching One Too Many Jimmy Stewart Movies, And Loves Barry Manilow So Very Much, That He Is In Fact A Fan-ilow, And, Has Been Caught Listening To The Carpenters [On More Than One Occasion] Is The Original Inventor Of Asking Yourself ‘What Would William Shatner Do?’ Before Making Important Decisions, May Have An Unhealthy Obsession With Tina Fey, And A Penchant For Watching NASCAR, That Loves To Frequent Disneyland [While Wearing A Tshirt With ‘Dunder Mifflin’ Written Across His Chest] With His Twin Girls That May Or May Not Answer To The Names Lucy & Ethel, Who Idolizes David Letterman [And Rightfully So], And Has Been Known To Sing Christmas Carols In The Middle Of The Summer [While Drinking Eggnog] Who Loves Christopher Walken And Thinks Everyone Needs More Cow Bell, That Underwent Heart Surgery In 2005 And Can Hear His Own Heart Ticking As Opposed To Beating, Who Will Never Grow Tired Of Watching ’30 Rock’ or ‘The Office’, That Is A Fan Of ‘Questionable Holidays’, That Used To Record Podcasts, Who Is Expecting A New Daughter To Arrive Any Day Now, That Can [And Will] Work ‘That’s What She Said’ Into Any Conversation, That Own His Own Leg-Lamp From The Movie ‘A Christmas Story’, That Has An Extensive Collection Of Pez Dispensers, That Shares The Same Birthday As My Father, Who Will Answer To The Name Chris Michaelman [Even Though That’s Not His Name]. Otherwise Known As Michael.
I hope ya’ll enjoyed them as much as I liked making them for you!
i am amazed at how much information you absorbed concerning each of these people.. bravo!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I laughed till I cried. And you certainly know me, my dear. WOW–I guess I don’t censor myself at all, do I? 😀 xoxoxoxoxoxo
WHOA!!!!!!!! Now THAT is a title!! I am beyond honored. And I must admit – somehwat tired after having read that…only because it was long…that’s what she said. 🙂
Seriously, thank you soooooooooooooooooooooooo much, my real world friend!!! And yes, I did notice the mention of my blogging and podcasting, which I SHOULD do more of 😉
Thank you soooooooooooooooooooooooo much Meleah!!!!!! 🙂
Oh.My.God. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I love it! This rocks! I can’t believe how much thought and effort you put into these titles! I was having a really bad day today, and you gave me the first smile of the day! I love you, girl!
Paisley:
I love my friends!
And yeah, I guess I really do PAY ATTENTION to what they like and post and write about!
🙂
CMK:
Yes! That was my goal!
I am sooo glad I made you laugh until you cried.
And I’m even more thrilled that I “nailed” your title so well!
xoxoxo
Michael C:
YAY!
I told you I had A LOT of material to work with when it came to your title.
I even deleted a bunch of things, and it was still so long!
And I had to bring back the podcasts, because they were awesome!
I love that you worked in a TWSS into your comment!
You’re very welcome my real life friend.
🙂
Terri:
Oh sweety!
Im happy to hear your bad day is now a little better, because I was able to make you smile!
That alone is worth all of the effort and time to create these titles.
Believe me, I had FUN making them.
What an honor for those you honored!!
wow woman.
you can just title me, bob.
Wow, you must have done a lot of back reading on my blog-you dug up stuff I barely remember writing! I loved it, thank you thank you thank you!
Steph:
Thanks!
You’re awesome too!
xoxo
Valerie:
Ahahahah
Deal!
🙂
Silver:
Yep. I did my research!
Im happy you liked it
and you’re welcome!
xoxo
You really know these people so well and more than that, you would have taken the time to know them because that is the sweetie you are. Loved everyone of them. I laughed and laughed. Incidentally, it is great to hear Michael C is still around. I thought he had stopped blogging for good. One of the funniest guys on the blogosphere block!
too too too too funny. i could never be that clever…
Name dropper.
Just goes to show what one can do with way too much time on one’s hands and unlimited access to the internet (except facebook). That Meleah is one funny/clever gal.
Selma:
I have been trying to PUSH Michael C to come back to blogging, and hopefully he WILL start posting more often. He is truly hilarious. And such a wonderful person.
I like to think that if ANY of my readers [and blog friends] requested a title from me I would be able to come up with lots of material. I guess I just really pay attention to what all of you share with me!
xoxoxo
L’uragano
Aw. Thanks.
xoxo
Agg79:
I love the internet and all of my friends I have met as a result OF the internet! Ya’l have taught me so very much!
Wow – goes to show you are a true fan of these great bloggers!
Especially like Terri’s!
Very cool.
Oscar:
And I consider them my friends!
Terri’s is hysterical, and since you *know* her that’s why it’s funny to you!
🙂
The Girl:
Thanks
You have boundless creativity and are quite the wordsmith.
Hope you are well, m’dear.
….. but the witch DID melt cause it was HOT, right ??
Hi Meleah !!!!!!!!!!!
🙂 🙂 🙂
three Speedy schnozzes … ha haaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!
4 Speedy schnozzes
ha ha ha haaaaaaaa
(((( SMILE )))))
Wow – you had such a long title yourself I learned from the previous post! I think it is so generous and kind of you to share the wealth and take the time to create such wonderful (and long) titles for some of your buddies! I really got a kick out of reading this. 🙂
Mimi:
Aw!!
Thank you!
That was so nice of you to say to me!
🙂
Speedy:
Hey you! I’ve missed you so much
It’s been awfully quiet around here w/out you!
((((Smile))))
Teeni:
YAY! I’m glad you enjoyed this post!
I really do love my friends!
wow Ms M. that is truly an awareness.
These are fine names indeed Meleah! I have to think of some for my readers.
Donna:
What can I say, I guess I really listen to my friends!
Ricardo:
You Should!
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You have always surpassed everyone I’ve known on your ability to know your readers. Amazing. Really.
Terri:
Thanks for the Link Back!
xoxox
Kellypea:
I do my best!
You know I’ve ALWAYS been a dedicated fan of yours!
You’re so creative! Incredibly creative! 🙂
Thanks RMH!! xoxox