Um.
This guy wasn’t kidding when he said the music he listened to was HOT HOT HOT.
But…Maybe? (and this is just a wild guess) Maybe Steve Jobs is so brilliant, that he rigged all Apple products with a secret ‘self-destruct’ trigger. Unexpected implosion can, and will, happen … if said Apple products are subject to really bad taste in music.
Just defendin’.
From,
A Loyal Apple, Lover, User & Fan.
I would hazard a guess that too many hours of Kenny G’s Greatest Hits activated the spontaneous combustion default button. There’s no accounting for musical taste! Very funny story.
Exploding electronics rule.
iPods also increase your injury when you get struck by lightning. The headphones pretty much melt onto you. Awesome.
That is Awesome. This way I am sure to be buried with all of my Apple Products attached to me. Nice. Now I just need some lightening.
There is another spin to this story…
One morning Steve Jobs woke up and decided to donate all of his fortune to the democrats and force every employee to vote for Hillary Clinton. Upon learning about this, Fox News, ahem, being Fox News, wanted to link Steve Jobs to terrorism. In fact the word “terrorist” was used in this particular news article so it is Fox newsworthy.
Next week, Apple shares are going downhill. The fortune of Steve Jobs will shrink to only $1. Not enough to buy a cup of latte to keep the democrats awake…
That’s how rumors stated.
And I love it! 🙂
Well, my MP3 player did start to smell like it was burning last time I had Barry Manilow on it. Oh yeah, I just remembered that I need to send you the video I found on Youtube of the cast of scrubs doing the voice over for A Charlie Brown Christmas…
Hmmmm I just tried to send you an email and it bounced back…
so:
Are you serious? You are what an hour away from me? And the weather is that different?
Oh and btw….I am very happy you commented, so that I could email you…
Back a few weeks ago you inquired about my art…which is flattering beyond belief.
Anyhoo…For your birthday(and a pick me up and a rock on girl with all you have been dealing with and share), I would like to send you a piece. IF you like, if not that’s okay I will not be offended…
I will be posting better pics soon…But if there was something that piqued your interest let me know.
Happy day!
Jodi O
Jodi;
I am serious. Its 9 billion degrees and humid. I am in SHORTS and a TANK TOP. I wish I was in a sweater and boots already.
Hmm…wonder why the email bounced back?? Maybe I entered it wrong? (meleah@mommamiameaculpa.com)
Anyway..are you FOR REAL? I DIG your art work soo much you have no idea. I used one of the pictures you posted as my screen saver. You are incredibly talented. Please post new pictures so I can get lost in the wonderment of your use of color. I going to send you an email inquiring purchasing details.
….and now I sit blushing…and for real! Just details where to send…keep the word “purchasing” out :))
Er…if this fellow was indeed listening to Buster Poindexter, than his fate is well deserved. . . :p
SA
Scrubs kills me. I love the off color humor. It’s one of my favs. 🙂
Jodi;
Dont blush. Ill send you an email with some details / info 🙂
SA:
Ha ha Thank you!
JON:
Yes! Scrubs is the best, but when the fuck is is coming back on TV? I am so confused.
Bossy loves her some apple too. Especially dunked in caramel.
RMH:
No way. I love Steve Jobs. I will cry. CRY I tell you. CRY.
BOSSY!
Hilarious. Your blog CRACKS me UP.
Ahhh – I love Steve Jobs – his number one fan [just inches away from being his stalker]
Michael C:
Yes please send me that video! Oh and I dont think Barry would blow up your MP3, he is alright in my book.
RM:
That makes TWO of us.
Can someone hand me a fork? I need to scrape out my inner ear before it starts humming Barry Manilow, Buster Piondexter and Michael Fucking Bolton songs to me….
you know i ♥ apple stuff!!
Leslie:
ha ha hah 🙂
BFF
I know you heart Apple.
Now that sucks! Hope my ipod burn up. My life’s songs are on there, lol
Rolando:
You do HOPE or you DONT hope?
The 1st 100 days of my presidency would see and end to most disco, particularly the BeeGees. Also, sappy tunes written to manipulate your emotions and make you sad and melancholy.
Jon:
Ha ha The BeeGees. I liked them. (when I was 6) I know I know, but c’mon just look how they dressed!