Monthly Archives: May 2007

My mother’s day

My mother’s day went a little something like this… CLICK HERE   or HERE

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Mother’s Day

Unknown Author: We are sitting at lunch one day when my daughter casually mentions that she and her husband are thinking of “starting a family.” “We’re taking a survey,” she says half-joking. “Do you think I should have a baby?” … Continue reading

Posted in Family, Holidays | 9 Comments

PENNY PINCHER

THE GOOD VERSION IS CLICK HERE OR, (for those of you without a quick time player, even though it is available for PC users) THE SHITTY (destroyed integrity, fucked with clarity) YOUTUBE VERSION IS CLICK HERE

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THE NEW SERENITY PRAYER

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. … Continue reading

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Happy 11th Birthday, Whosteen

My son JCH is turning eleven. By the time you read this, he will BE 11! By the time you finish reading this, he will be a whole lot closer to twelve. My son, JCH is no longer my BABY. … Continue reading

Posted in Family, Holidays, JCH quotes, Life | 19 Comments

Whores and Crooked Liars!!

Just look !! Look what I got in the mail today! The Evelyn Merchandise has arrived! My Tee Shirt! A coffee mug (my mother’s day gift for the one and only Evelyn!) Bibs (for the brand new babies both of … Continue reading

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Mom, Dad, Oliver, Broham…

Mom, Dad, Oliver, Broham… THIS ONE is for you guys.

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Sigh…

Sigh… yet another damn day at the doctors. Apparently food isn’t making me sick anymore. But the stress in my life is. Here’s what it looks like inside a GI doctors office… Nothing says a good time quite like pamphlets … Continue reading

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Best.Post.Ever.

Best.Post.Ever. read THIS

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Federal Express

I always despise the morning commute. So, gee, thanks Fed-X, for that wonderful game of chicken we played this morning. Remember? When you tried running me off the road. Yeah, that was fun right? Now, I know you have to … Continue reading

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