Monthly Archives: April 2007

Where do I sign up? How can I be a case study?

My mother sent an article to me, (see below) since I have been feeling sooo shitty these past few days. I think karma is paying me back for my child’s damaged eye (or I am just so upset about his … Continue reading

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this is so fucked up

photos here the victims here

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Why I don’t have any other children, and why I don’t even deserve this one.

(another title of this post could be “It costs $45.00 to remove an eyelash”) I am the worst mother alive. Saturday JCH’s eye was bothering him. I discovered a giant eyelash embedded within his socket. So, I did what anyone … Continue reading

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Fridays are always for fun / Saturdays are for sle…

Fridays are always for fun / Saturdays are for sleeping / Sundays are for cleaning & laundry. Friday night two of my girlfriends came over for mad card games and dishing about celebrity gossip. I didn’t go to bed till … Continue reading

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POOP FOR PEACE

Because I have Crohn’s disease a girlfriend of mine sent me a link to THE POOP REPORT in an effort to help me laugh at my own situation and my multiple embarrassing moments. Thanks to the THE POOP REPORT It’s … Continue reading

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Okay people, it’s official. I finished all my pap…

Okay people, it’s official. I finished all my paper work required to begin writing for 451 Press last night. I actually read, and printed out copies of all the agreements, and I submitted everything. Now I just have to wait … Continue reading

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451 Press!

My obsession, neurosis’s, hair twirling, floor pacing ways PAID the fuck off people! Yeah, see… I knew those two fucked up emails from yesterday were strange. (see post below!) There was just something so unsettling about the fact that I … Continue reading

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I am socially retarded, overly excitable, and a bi…

I am socially retarded, overly excitable, and a big fat dumb ass. Um yeah, hi… this is me, being…me, however unfortunate. So I get an email from 451press saying that I will be receiving an INVITE to freelance write for … Continue reading

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AND NOW WE KNOW….

[Drum roll please] WHO! is the father of Anna Nicloe Smith’s Daughter? Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern Larry Birkhead I, for one, will sleep much better tonight.

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If anyone is interestd…

If anyone is interestd, I wrote a few little nothing (s) over on Helium.Com. CLICK HERE to read an article I wrote about Jennifer Aniston. Or, you can CLICK HERE to read an article I wrote about the television show … Continue reading

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