You Know You’re Becoming A ‘Real’ Golfer When…

[*The Female Perspective.]

1. You’d rather go shopping at ‘Dick’s Sporting Goods’ than ‘Nordstroms’.

2. While looking through your closet you suddenly notice you own more ‘Skorts’ than ‘Skirts’.

3. You find ‘Golf Tee’s’ in the dryer and ‘Ball Markers’ in the washing machine after doing your laundry and it makes you smile.

4. The terms: ‘Grinding’, ‘Skulling’, ‘Shaft’ and, ‘Whacking’ no longer sound like sexual innuendos.

5. Hurricane Warnings, Tornado Watches, and/or Heat Advisory’s – will NOT get in the way of your Tee-Time.

6. And, neither will your period.

7. You’d much rather play with your own ‘Three Wood’ than your husbands ‘Morning Wood’.

8. You want a brand-new set of golf clubs instead a diamond bracelet for your next birthday.

9. You play 27 holes in less than 12 hours.

10. And, you have the ‘Golf Tan Lines’ to prove it.

Feel free to add some more in the comments section!

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63 Responses to You Know You’re Becoming A ‘Real’ Golfer When…

  1. Lucy says:

    I don't golf but you will love this!! Since our shit has not arrived yet, oh don't get me started, I had to go buy some outfits real quick. I live in a golf community again. What is up with that? Anyways,I got two cute outfits, you know the skorts and tops. So, I went to Church today with one of my new outfit's on because that is all I have that is somewhat church appropriate. All I kept thinking in Church was the parishoners thought, “Oh, I bet she played nine holes early this morning and then came to church.” Too funny, especially since I have never picked up a golf club in my life, no wait,once I went to the range with my family and tried to hit balls. That was not a good idea.

    So, I was thinking that since I have the cute outfits maybe I should take some golf lessons and give it a shot?? Doesn't it sound like the perfect reason to take up golf?? Buy a couple of outfits and then say, “Hey, I will give golfing a try?” Yeah, I have officially lost my mind!!!

  2. YES!! The cute outfits are a definite REASON to start playing golf!
    xoxoxoxo

  3. kellypea says:

    Does it help to know that since I'm officially an empty nester that I've told my husband I'll be hitting golf balls with him? Maybe it will improve my wardrobe. Yanno?

  4. Jules says:

    Haha those are funny!!

  5. slyde says:

    we have a Dicks right near here… none of my mature co-workers can mention it without giggling 🙂

  6. Hell Yes!! And, its so much fun!

  7. Ahahahahahah. I laugh when I say it too.

  8. Daphne says:

    so funny. . while reading this, it made me smile! so cute. .I cant stop my self from laughing, LOVE IT:)

  9. ladyV says:

    no 7 is a killa and no. lol

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