First, a little business… So You Think You Can Dance? My fresh new first post on my fresh new TV blog. yippee.
Now for some fun, and disturbing facts.
According to Greg, and THIS tool, Momma Mia Mea Culpa is an R rated blog. I couldn’t be more proud!
That rating was given based on the use of these words, and this many times:
- ass (5x)
- hell (2x)
- fuck (1x)
That has to be wrong. Not my rating, I know this blog is R rated. But, I also know for a fact that I say “FUCK” entirely too much. There is no. way. the word “fuck” has only been used once? in all my 400+ posts.
So, for fun and games, (and sheer curiosity) I was wondering what my other blogs are “rated”….. here are the results:
My TV Blog: Melevision (which does not have one single cuss word in it) was given a G rating (nice to come correct.)
Everyone Needs A Little Evelyn (which is just an angry, cuss filled, politically biased, 82 year old ranter… and my grandma) was given also given a G rating.
But to be fair… The Ev blog, is only full of YouTube videos, not so much words. The whole blog is a 9 video series, with my grandmother (as the star), in person, bitching for the camera. So they (the rating tool inventors) didn’t hear what she said. They only have the post titles to base that rating upon.
But here is when I lost faith in this “RATING” system. And has left me asking alot of questions.
My Book: Off The Pole (which is about stripping, drugs, alcohol, rape, incest, and a slew of XXX scenarios) was given a PG-13 rating. I am not kidding.
That rating was based on the use of these words, and this many times:
- kill (2x)
- rape (1x)
Wait…. let me get this straight… KILL and RAPE do not equal an R rating, but using the word ASS does? huh? [my eyes have just glazed over with confusion].
♥I love you dood.
Hmmm – that is confusing. But then so is the rating system as a whole. (I don’t want to know what my blog is rated…really.)
I was somewhat disappointed at the PG-13 because of the word pussy used 2x and dead used 1x.
I’ll have to try harder to push the envelope to R. lol
Dazd: work with me .. I’m shooting for the NC-17 rating!
Jen: love you back
NG: Well, I just rated your blog with the same thing that rated MY blogs and your score is
Mingle2 –
based on these words and this many times:
hell (7x)
dead (3x)
bitch (2x)
fuck (1x)
Keep in mind this tool just rates what it can see on your first (current) page and doesn’t follow the links to your older posts. So your rating could change on any given day.
OOOOOOOOOh… that makes sense. Thanks Greg, for always explaining the things I don’t understand!
This tool is a bit quirky. I know I’ve used the word fuck more than the times it stated. All in all I got an NC-17 rating. Maybe it’s measuring other things as well?
Hee. So proud to be in your esteemed company Melz. No wonder we get along so well.
Thanks to:
* hell (5x)
* steal (3x)
* kill (2x)
* bitch (1x)
and what?? where is FUCK? I use that ALL. THE. TIME. Weird, but fun.
Mingle2 – Online Dating
Very cool Mel, so how does one get and “x”instead of an “R” in their blog?
FV
Leslie: HA HA HA
FV: They don’t have an X, just up to NC-17. I’m sure if I wrote a 250 word post full of teh word FUCK, I could get an NC-17 rating! (Or break it.) Ps.. I miss you! I am sending you an email tonight!
Hey can you do me a favour and find out why I got rated NC 17… I can’t access the site as in Dubai some sites get blocked
Random: OF COURSE!
Here is why…your blog is NC 17 based on these words, THIS many times:
* pain (21x)
* death (9x)
* hell (4x)
* drugs (2x)
* suicide (1x)
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Hope that helped.
PS…. I am SO JEALOUS that you live in Dubai. Where? (if you don’t mind… I am really curious, I want to MOVE THERE. For.Real.) Maybe send an email so your exact location is not on the INTERNET!
I heard Dubai was a really cool place to go. I know a guy that sells equipment for restaurants and his his main client is Dubai. He sells stuff to all the 5 star hotels and does very well for himself. He and his wife want to buy a place there to “getaway” for a few months when Connecticut becomes too much. What a rough life.
Ricardo: RIGHT?! tough life! (I want that kind of life….even if only for a week)
Hey Mel, just dropping by to say hi 🙂 Thanks for your kind message at mybloglog, just added you as a contact ^^.
I got a “G” rating; as I said on Greg’s blog, my mum would be proud xD.
W.
Wonder: Yeay! too cute! Mum… I need a “MUM”, I just have a MOTHER … ouch!
Lol, sorry, that was yesterday! According to what Greg had posted. As he says, it changes everyday. I just checked and today thanks to a new post on an Agatha Christie film, I’m “PG rated”, due to the use of:
* death (5x)
* murder (2x)
* hell (1x)
Fun 😀
W.
Maybe tomorrow …..we will be NC 17! (LOL)
Well I am not surprised.
You naughty, naughty girl!!
I am going to do this test right now – and I’m quite certain what the result will be….
xx
Minx: You are so NC 17 and you know it! (maybe even a X!)
The following blog has been rated NC-17 by the National Association of blog readers…..
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phewwww I have a bad bad bad mouth 😉
FV
Ps. misses ya too.
In case I didn’t mentioned to you I chopped off part of the nail on my middle finger on my right hand earlier today, went to Princeton Medical Ctr. and sat there like a fool for 3 hours for some dumb doctor to tell me to take it easy for a while so I asked “how am I going to pick on my nose with a damaged finger” HAHAHAHAHa he said well use the other hand, what an asswipe he turned out to be, dumb sarcastic M.D. he didn’t even take a joke, so I went back to work for a few mins and came home with a numb finger.
🙂
Wow!!! three posts in a row and now that my whole hand is hurting I am not going to type anything for a while 🙂
FV
I like the ratings! better to be pg-13 or R than NC-17..
i am totally fucking bummed the fuck out… i am rated g… even after my fiction post today which clearly had bad words in it… whats a girl got to do to get an NC-17 in this damned blog-sphere anyway?????