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THE NEW SERENITY PRAYER

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work…
12% on Monday.
23% on Tuesday.
40% on Wednesday.
20% on Thursday.
5% on Friday.

And help me to remember…When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

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  • Oh yeah, it’s Mr. Francisco to you

    Wow! Mel and I thought I had a bad crappy on a hoggie roll day! phewww thank Gawd I’m not next to you or you can basically eat me alive or something. I hope you feel better tomorrow πŸ™‚

    FV

    P.S. my crappy day came with lots of fecking mustard πŸ™
    yuck!

  • meleah rebeccah

    IM NOT IN A BAD MOOD

    … not even a little, this is just funny

  • Kim Ayres

    This is a prayer I can identify with!

    Thanks for taking the time to visit and comment on my blog.

    And happy birthday to your son – hope he had a great day πŸ™‚

  • meleah rebeccah

    Thanks Kim! πŸ™‚

  • savannah

    found you via kim ayres…THIS was hilarious! thanks for the laughs, sugar!
    *also a MAC user..we rule*

  • Gregory A. Becerra

    This prayer is so beautiful I almost cried.

  • meleah rebeccah

    hahah, i love it!

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