Dear Cleaning Lady,
I’m sure you’re not aware of my rule. And I am really not trying to be rude. However, you should probably know that NO ONE is allowed to look at me, much less talk to me, until after I’ve had at least two cups of coffee. And no one is exempt from the rule.
Not even you, Chatty McTalkerson.
Now please, for the love of all things bacon, shut the f*ck up and dust!
PS: In totally unrelated news, my novel is coming along nicely. You can see my progress over at NaNoWriMo.
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