Oh, HELLO, Internet!
Wow. It sure has been a long time since I’ve posted anything in this here space. Let’s see if I can even remember how to write a blog. Shall we?
First, let me start by saying, “I’m sorry!” for being MIA for the past two weeks. After my fake vacation [which was wonderful, by the way] I became very ill with bronchitis and strep throat. Needless to say, I was laid up in bed for quite a few days, hopped up on antibiotics. And when I am that sick, I don’t answer my phone, I don’t return text messages, I don’t check my emails, and I’m certainly not capable of writing or reading any blogs.
Thankfully, after several days in bed: sleeping, watching television / movies, and, eating my weight in junk foods, I am feeling MUCH better. However, I think all of that laying around, eating garbage, and taking steroids to clear out my lungs, helped me to pack on at LEAST 10 to 15 pounds. Seriously ya’ll. Just the other day, I knew it was definitely time to go on a crash-diet because when I bent over to pick something up off the floor of the pharmacy, I split my shorts. And, I’m pretty sure the people who witnessed that did NOT enjoy getting a good look at my granny panties. *sigh*
Moving along….
Ever since my car accident, I’ve been doing a lot of walking. And, I suppose that’s a good thing, except for when it’s 106 degrees outside with 99.9% humidity. Sometimes, I really think I would be cooler, if I set myself on fire.
In any event, like I said, I’ve been doing a lot of walking, mostly up a gigantic hill to get to my local country club. A very dear friend of mine, who owns one of those cool electric scooter thingys, decided to take pity on me. So, while I was on my Stay-Cation, having a blast, I had the pleasure of riding that bad boy around my complex.
And here’s how that worked out…
Clearly, I should be wearing a helmet.
*beep! beep!*
I believe at this point, it’s safe to say, “I’M BACK!” And, oh, how I’ve missed you all so very much! I’ll be making my blog rounds and catching up with everyone this week. In fact, I’m probably leaving you a comment right now.
And that’s a wrap folks!
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