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Lets YEBEN re-DO It!

My mother created these new and amazing cartoons / characters specifically for children ages 1-7. The YEBENS. See HERE to learn about what they are

She has slaved over the website and the store for months now.

My girlfriend wanted to be the first person, ever, to place an order, to the YEBEN STORE for CD’s T-shirts and other YEBEN accessories.

HOWEVER, after 15 attempts and $900.00 later, there was never an order completed correctly. Eventually my mother had to return all of my girlfriend’s money and shut the store down all together until she can fix the problem. (Thankfully she has a team of tech people assisting her as she has the same lack of patience need for instant gratification problem that I have)

This is the ORIGINAL YEBEN SONG

Excerpt of lyrics:

Let’s YEBEN DO IT!
Were gunna make it all the way
Lets YEBEN DO IT!
Its time for all of us to say,
You’ve gotta hold onto that belief inside of you
Lets YEBEN DO it….
Right now!

But, with all the drama with the failed shopping attempts, my girlfriend and I have come up with some new lyrics. Maybe my mother can use them as a default song / message for the customers when / if another order gets f*cked up??

Lets YEBEN re-DO IT
Were gunna make this purchase some how
Lets YEBEN re-DO IT
Ill just re-order everything right now
You’ve gotta hold onto your receipt as proof
Lets YEBEN re-DO IT
Right Now!

Just think about it mom!!

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  • THEQUEENOFPERSIAâ„¢

    HOLDING ONTO YOUR RECIEPT AS PROOF IS KEY, TO LOCKING DOWN YOUR “PURCHASE”.

    (THOUGH ITS NOT REALLY A PURCHASE, ITS JUST REALLY AN IDEA)

    AGAIN, THERE ARE NO PROMISES ON RECIEVING YOUR ORDER AS YET.

    BUT MAKING THE PURCHASE, AND GETTING A RECIEPT CAN AND WILL HAPPEN IF YOU “WANT” ANY YEBEN RELATED ITEMS.

    GETTING THE ITEM ISNT PART OF THE PURCHASE YET.

    BUT ITS WORTH IT.

    JUST THE THOUGHT OF HAVING THOSE YEBEN RELATED ITEMS THAT WERE ALL SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO BE “HUGGED, OR LOVED” BY GRAMELA PAM IS MAKING THE WAIT…WORTH WHILE.

    I GOTTA GET A HUG FROM HER SOMEHOW…EVEN IF I HAVE TO WAIT 3-6 MONTHS AND PAY FOR SHIPPING AND HANDLING, I WILL DO JUST THAT.

  • Leslie

    awesome – funny as always mel.

  • meleah rebeccah

    PAM (grammela pammela / yeben lady) is Now YEBEN RE-DO-ING the WHOLE STORE

  • Anonymous

    I BRAVED THROUGH THE YEBEN PROJECT YOUR MOM SENT ME AND I MUST SAY THAT IS QUITE THE UNDERTAKING AND A GREAT COPULATION OF IDEAS SHE IS INVOLVED WITH I WAS IMPRESSED AND I TRULY COMMEND HER ON THAT
    IT’S NOT HARD TO SEE WHERE YOU GOT SOME OF YOUR MORE PRECIOUS ATTRIBUTES FROM MY DEAR

    MR O

  • Anonymous

    FIRST OF ALL:

    COMPILATION IS THE WORD YOU SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN, “MR. O”.

    SINCE COPULATE MEANS:
    TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH
    AND COMPILATION IS:
    THE PROCESS OF PRODUCING SOMETHING.

    ALSO, MORE VARIATIONS OF “LETS YEBEN DO IT” ARE AS FOLLOWS:

    LETS YEBEN UPDO IT.
    FOR IF YOU ARE HAVING A “BAD HAIR DAY”

    LETS YEBEN UNDO IT.
    FOR WHEN YOU MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF AT SOME  SOCIAL GATHERING, AND  YOU SAID THINGS YOU WISH YOU NEVER SAID AND YOU WANT TO JUST UNDO WHAT WAS DONE.

    LETS YEBEN OUTDO IT.
    FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO “ONE UP” SOMEONE.

    LETS YEBEN HOT GLUE IT.
    FOR WHEN YOUR HOT GLUING THINGS.

    LETS YEBEN ACCRUE IT.
    FOR WHEN YOUR STOCKS ARE DOING WELL.

    LETS YEBEN FONDUE IT.
    FOR WHEN YOU ARE USING FONDUE.

    LETS YEBEN THUMB THROUGH IT..
    FOR WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING THINGS UP IN THE DICTIONARY, THESAURUS, ATLAS, OR ANY BOOK OR MAGAZINE FOR THAT MATTER.

    LETS YEBEN UNSCREW IT.
    ONLY APPLIES WHEN YOU ARE UNSCREWING SOMETHING THAT RQUIRES A SCREWDRIVER TO UNSCREW.

    LETS YEBEN THERAFLU IT.
    FOR WHEN YOU HAVE FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS AND YOU’VE TRIED MOST OF THE OVER THE COUNTER MEDICATION TO SUBDUE YOUR SICKNESS, BUT IN THE END YOU JUST RESORT TO TRYING THERAFLU, CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO CHOOSE.

    LETS YEBEN UPROOT IT
    FOR WHEN YOUR REMOVING SOMETHING PRIMARILY PLANTLIKE, FROM ITS FAMILIAR LOCATION.

    LETS YEBEN BUST THROUGH IT.
    FOR WHEN YOU ARE TAKING DOWN SHEETROCK, OR KNOCKING DOWN WALLS. ALSO FOR  WHEN YOUR BREAKING AND ENTERING INTO  SOMEONES HOME OR A PLACE OF BUSINESS THROUGH WINDOWS WALLS, OR DOORS.

    LETS YEBEN REMOVE IT.
    FOR ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED LIKE RIGHT NOW. (I.E , FACIAL HAIR, GARBAGE, STAINS, UNWANTED ARTICLES OF CLOTHING OR TOILETRIES THAT SOMEONE YOU NEVER REALLY LIKED, LEFT AT YOUR HOME)

    MORE TO COME…

    JENNIFER AKA PERSIAN WOMAN

  • meleah rebeccah

    new one for the day….

    when you are having a party and you cant afford good liquor… you can YEBEN BREW IT… or when the party is winding down and its time to make coffee

  • meleah rebeccah

    FROM JCH MY SON

    LETS YEBEN SUE IT

  • Anonymous

    FROM ADAM (MY BROTHER)

    LETS YEBEN REBOOT IT

    LETS YEBEN PAPOOSE IT

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