Okay people, I am writing this blog post while ‘Under The Influence’ of a self-induced ‘Benadryl/Dimetapp Haze’. Apparently I am suffering from some kind of severe ‘Mutant Allergies’ that will not allow me to breathe whatsoever. And, I’m dealing with the kind of head/face congestion/pressure that makes it rather difficult to even think clearly.
But I promised ya’ll one blog post per week written in the ‘First Person’. And so help me, I shall deliver.
Even if I have to cheat by using ‘Videos’ and ‘Photos’ to fill this here space.
Believe me when I tell you that I really tried to come up with something funny, or witty, in between blowing my nose and hacking up a lung for your reading enjoyment. I even tried thinking of ‘The Top Ten Ways To Amuse Yourself While Stuck In Bed On Beautiful Spring Days’. Except that I could only think of ‘Two Ways’ before the medication kicked in and sent me back to the ‘Land Of Unconsciousness’.
And sadly, unlike someone else I know – I am NOT very funny when I am ‘Heavily Medicated’. Unfortunately, I don’t have any ‘Words Of Wisdom’ nor do I have anything brilliant or wonderful to say to you all.
But I do have this hilarious video, entitled ‘Are You Fucking Kidding Me’. And I think you will find the Lyrics just as funny as I did.
[Kate Miller-Heidke sings a song about old flames on Facebook.]
And I do have this hilarious photo that I like to call “Fat Guy In A Little Coat.”
Sorry people, hopefully I will feel by better next week and I will be able to regale you with something more worthwhile.
I'm sorry you're still out of it. I can't even take one sudafed w/out getting knocked on my ass. Benadryl??!!! Forget it. La La land for about 12 hrs.
Funny video and pic. Feel better soon!!
Kate is awesome. I saw her play at my local theatre. She has an incredible voice. And OMG is that baby a reincarnation of Chris Farley or what? I am freaked out. Hope you feel better soon XXX
I am sorry you still aren't feeling well. I hope you feel better soon.
Thank you!
Ive never heard of her until now – and I LOVE her! She is terrific!
Me too! Me too!
Applause….applause….applause!
WOO! WOO! WOO!
That video was HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I laughed my ass off!
Funny photo too!
So sorry your still feeling icky, my Libra friend. But, your humor and wonderful sprite STILL shine through on this post!
{{{{ Meleah }}}}
X
Allergies SUCK! I hope you can get some relief.
That song was AWESOME! And yay, Chris Farley is back!
Take care, Dear!
XOXOXO
LOL! Get better dear…take a nape under the shade tree and we'll read ya later…:)
No filler there… get better soon Meleah!
Heavy medication can actually be the Gateway to Funny (GF).
You just have to know when to say when. It's also good to know when the pharmacist is NOT actually filling your prescription but, instead, calling the DEA.
Sorry you are still feeling poorly but thanks for that video! She is too funny. Fabulous song!
I can't see the video because I'm here at work and YouTube is blocked, but I love the Chris Farley Reincarnation photo! I hope you feel better soon!
P.S. for some reason it's not letting me comment on your latest week in review, but the pork chops sounded fantastic!
That Pic is great !!!!! Feel better honey
Thanks Ronnie!
I just got back from the doctors. Hopefully these new scripts will help!
🙂
Allergies = Suck Donkey Balls!
🙂
Thanks Rog.
You're always so good to me!
Yeah, but I cant make Medicated Meleah nearly as funny as Medicated Moog!
You're welcome!
Hey Marty!
Hmm… I wonder if my comments are sick too?
Oh I hate stoopit jobs that block YouTube!
Thanks Love.
xoxo
Oh I hope it clears up very soon! I suffer with allergies, but I only need to take a tablet and it's usually gone within half an hour. At worst a couple of days. I feel for you.
Thanks Babs.
Hopefully these new meds my doctor gave me today will work wonders!
🙂
OMG, that picture! Now I'm hearing Tommy Callahan whining, RICH-ARD!
Love the song! So true! LOL.
Feel better soon!
OMG Terri! That's exactly what I heard when I saw this photo too!
I can't take any kind of cold/allergy medicine. It totally knocks me for a loop for days.
It's not your comments that are sick, it's these stoopid computers where I work! Feel better!
Hope you're feeling better soon, iDaughter. Allergies are no fun and unfortunately, the pollen season lasts a long time. Hopefully, when we get into May and June you'll get a little relief.
Booooooo! Thanks Marty. You friggen rule. xoxoxo
I am having some 'Stomach Issues' from the antibiotics and I am feeling VERY loopy from the antihistamines – but I can ALMOST breathe!
Oh! My iDaddy is back! YAY!
Im usually NOT this sick until MAY. But apparently the amount of rain we had combined with 90 degree weather kicked everything into over drive including my allergies.
I hope to feel better sooner than later because this is driving me crazy already!
Even though I've been lax at visiting your blog and leaving comments, I've been keeping tabs on you on Facebook and Flickr. I'm always lurking in the background! :0)
Tarheel Rambler (Lee)
Raleigh, NC
http://www.tarheelramblings.com
well THAT is The Best way to keep tabs on me! 🙂
what's up MRH! I'm sorry to read that you are not feeling well. Sending thoughts and hopes of a speedy recovery.
I know you just want me to send chocolate, right?
I know what one of the things to do To Amuse Yourself While Stuck In Bed On Beautiful Spring Days is but what is the other?
Yes Please!
Internet & Television!
I guess I was wrong. I was thinking of another solo act.
Dammit! I keep forgetting that when I reply to these they end up posted on your blog.
OMG…I just GOT what your comment really meant!
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHaahahahhahaha
You're Cracking Me Up!
That video is HYSTERICAL!!! and I felt kinda sorry for the girl in that pic. You know when people ask “If they made a movie about your life, who would play you?”…poor kid.
Poor you 🙁 I really hope you feel better soon.
Get well soon ! 🙂
OK, so I haven't even gotten to the video yet because I am too busy laughing at the picture… that is HYSTERICAL in a van down by the river kind of way!
Thanks Nicky
I almost wonder if that picture has been photoshopped – at least for the poor kid!
Thank you!
Ahahahhaha! Yes! In A Van Down By The River! Classic!!!!
holy crap that is TOTALLY a mini-Farley…. that made me laugh VERY hard! i love it!
Aw honey – hope you feel better – haven't forgotten ya. Been away and busy!
I laughed so hard when i saw the Reincarnation thing !!!!!
See you soon!