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Just A Little Filler

Okay people, I am writing this blog post while ‘Under The Influence’ of a self-induced ‘Benadryl/Dimetapp Haze’. Apparently I am suffering from some kind of severe ‘Mutant Allergies’ that will not allow me to breathe whatsoever. And, I’m dealing with the kind of head/face congestion/pressure that makes it rather difficult to even think clearly.

But I promised ya’ll one blog post per week written in the ‘First Person’. And so help me, I shall deliver.

Even if I have to cheat by using ‘Videos’ and ‘Photos’ to fill this here space.

Believe me when I tell you that I really tried to come up with something funny, or witty, in between blowing my nose and hacking up a lung for your reading enjoyment. I even tried thinking of ‘The Top Ten Ways To Amuse Yourself While Stuck In Bed On Beautiful Spring Days’. Except that I could only think of ‘Two Ways’ before the medication kicked in and sent me back to the ‘Land Of Unconsciousness’.

And sadly, unlike someone else I know – I am NOT very funny when I am ‘Heavily Medicated’. Unfortunately, I don’t have any ‘Words Of Wisdom’ nor do I have anything brilliant or wonderful to say to you all.

But I do have this hilarious video, entitled ‘Are You Fucking Kidding Me’. And I think you will find the Lyrics just as funny as I did.

[Kate Miller-Heidke sings a song about old flames on Facebook.]

And I do have this hilarious photo that I like to call “Fat Guy In A Little Coat.

Sorry people, hopefully I will feel by better next week and I will be able to regale you with something more worthwhile.

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  • YAY! Ive missed you SOFA KING much! Welcome Home! xoxoxo

  • oldereyes

    Hilarious!!! But CHEAT by using videos and photos. Excuse me????

    Hope you feel better soon.

    Bud aka Older Eyes

  • nickphil67

    I hope you get better soon 😀

  • I said cheat because I didn't really write anything!
    Thanks Bud!

  • Thanks Nick. Me too

  • Jay

    Oh, Meleah, you poor sweetie. I do hope you'll feel better soon. Allergies are absolutely no fun at all, as I know.

    But that Facebook video is hilarious!! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Going now to see what else she's done! Thanks for that. 😉

  • I swear more of my friends are fighting sinus or allergies, wishing you well and dam there is something going on in life as so many of us are stressed for time on our blogs..so I'm taking a deep breath and doing what I can so the same to you..relax, recharge, and join us when you can.

    Dorothy from grammology
    grammology.com

  • That was pretty funny Mel. Get better soon.

  • You're welcome!

  • Aw. Thanks Dorothy!
    🙂

  • I tried!

  • Hope you are feeling better. That video was great!!!! Oh, and the picture of the little kid looking like Chris Farley too funny!!!

  • agg79

    It's nice to see that, even in your mutant-allergy haze, you're still able to keep us in stiches. Great funny video.

    Hope you are able to kick that nasty old alergy in the ass and get back to DTD. We miss your daily/weekly posts. I'm desparate! I might have to resort to reading the news or watching DWTS. Please, Don't make me go there. Get well soon. REALLY.

  • Thank you Lucy!

  • I wont make you go there~ In fact, I have Three New Posts in the works right now! 🙂

  • I used to somehow have many creative moments on the old benedryl/dimetapp combination prior to the coma phase. I feel for you. When my spring allergies kick in, it goes straight to my eyes and one usually swells up horrifically. Do a Google image search for Bill The Cat. That's pretty much who I'd look like.

  • It's all good, I had the same thing with allergies and I shook it off. I'm not totally out of the woods but MUCH better. Rest and decongest.

  • ladybanana

    Hope you're feeling better soon 🙂

  • OMG it IS Chris Farley! Some of the best posts are written under heavy medication.

  • My eyes are so puffy, I look like I was punched in the face – repeatedly. With a bag of rocks!

  • Im taking CRAZY medications now, and Ive been feeling MUCH better. And, Im sure staying INDOORS is also making my allergies less intense!

  • Thank you! 🙂

  • I almost died when I saw HOW MUCH that child looks like Chris Farley! Sure hope that picture is photo shopped! *poor kid*

  • I like the picture; that is funny. 🙂

    Hope you feel better soon!!!

  • Thank you!

  • rdpogs

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  • yeah, what you say is true bro, this video is very funny and amuse me

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