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How to spend New Years Eve (without your kids bothering you)

Give each child a brad new PSP game system:

MY SON JUSTIN….

JENS DAUGHTER CHLOE

Happily playing together

Check on the kids an hour or so later: wow, they haven’t made a sound.

Check again in another hour: and, they haven’t even moved

Hey! Guys! Maybe? do you want to play some pool?

(they don’t even move, or, look up at you to give an answer)

I”ll take your dead silence as a no? Hey! What about playing some golf?!

Hello? Are you even listening to me? Guys?

So, this is what your going to do? All night?

All night?

All night…..

….Can you at least come up for five minuets and watch the ball drop with your parents? And act like it’s an actual holiday? Pleeeease? I want one picture of all of us…is that possible?

(I’m betting the foot in the picture was pure act of definace, aimed at me, for enforcing a temporary PSP break… at least I got my picture, even if it’s a bad one)

OKAY….. Let’s wrap it up boys n girls……It’s after midnight….tIme to get ready for bed. C’mon…

Good night guys:

Yeah! Right!

(I think they caved in and went to bed somewhere around 2am! but we all slept in till 1030!! OMG! 1030 am! sweeeeet!)

Happy New Year!

From,

Meleah & Justin
Jennifer & Chloe

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  • Anonymous

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
    THIS  IS YOUR YEAR GORGEOUS.
    I LOVE YOU. 

    Mr O. Oliver

  • meleah rebeccah

    Thank you

  • Anonymous

    “Happy New year sista girl! Can’t wait for the book!!! Much love for you! xoxo”

    Holly

  • Anonymous

    hugs to you Melz!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Love sara

  • meleah rebeccah

    HAPPY NEW YEARS to my CASCADIAN bitches! Holly & Sarah!!

    where are you Leslie? My big sis! My all powerful OZ!

  • Anonymous

    happy new year… hope you’re doing something fun.
    i have a freakin wedding *insert gun in mouth*

    Lee/Bevin

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