It’s no secret that I rarely get ‘Dressed Up’. And by ‘Dressed Up’ I just mean wearing ‘Real Pants’. It’s not that I am lazy. Well maybe it’s because I’m lazy. But it’s more because I don’t see the point in being uncomfortable when I don’t have to be. Therefore, I live most of my life in sweat pants, yoga pants, pajama jeans, and or straight up pajamas. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I’ve gotten used to the sideways glances and intense stares from strangers at the grocery store and CVS. Because I am perfectly content sporting the ‘Clearly I’ve Given Up’ look. It suits me.
And, I have absolutely no qualms shopping and/or attending ‘Family Holidays’ dressed like this.
However, even *I* may have taken things a little too far.
When I got the phone call from my girlfriend, telling me she finally had the time to squeeze me in for a hair appointment, I jumped at the chance. Literally. It had been three months since my last cut and color. My gray hairs had taken over completely and not even a ponytail and hat could make me look ‘Normal’.
So… without even thinking, I grabbed my bathrobe, threw it on over my pajamas, and got into the car.
Yeah, that’s right.
I drove my car, while wearing my bathrobe.
But that’s not the worst of it.
Nope.
I had a very small window of time to get my hair ‘did’ – because my brother, Abercrombie, whom I love and adore was coming over for dinner. And that’s not an every day occasion.
Tiffany, master stylist that she is, cut my hair first, before slathering my hair with rich, creamy, colored goodness. But rather than waiting 45 minutes for the color to ‘set’ – I asked her to Saran Wrap my head so I could drive back home and be on time for my Family Dinner.
And that’s just what she did.
On my way home, stopped at a traffic light, I couldn’t figure out while I was getting so many strange looks from the people in the cars next to mine.
That is, until I saw my reflection in the rear view mirror.
Yep.
I have officially crossed the line, people.
It’s probably all down hill from here.
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