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Happy Passover

* Thanks To David Letterman *

Jewish people are celebrating Passover this weekend. For those of you who do not know a lot about the holiday, here is some valuable information….

During the seven-day holiday known as Passover, Jews refrain from eating bread to commemorate Moses triumphantly losing 19 pounds on a low-carb diet.

This concludes our ‘Let’s Learn About Passover’ segment.

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  • I will have to remember that and pass it along to my Jewish friends-they’d get a kick out of that!

  • The best friend

    Loving the conclusion. LOL.

  • Meleah

    Silver:
    I saw this on Letterman last night. My son was sooo hysterical.

    Jen:
    Glad you enjoyed it.

  • How ironic! I totally need to lose 20 pounds in seven days. Thanks Moses!

  • Meleah

    Momo:
    you CRACK me up!

  • One word for AFTER your lovely family holiday: SCANNER.

    ahem. That is all.

    (seriously, wishing you and everyone an excellent passover Seder.)

  • Very funny!

  • Dr. Moses Atkins? That works for me! I need to give it a try.

  • Meleah

    Leslie:
    We just started Dessert and its um….10pm. Hopefully we will wrap this up by 12….and then we get to CLEAN UP. Its gunna be a long ass night up in here! I promise to SCAN with the next 24 hours. xxoo

    Hammer:
    🙂

    Valerie/Natural
    “Moses Atkins” hahahahahahahaha

  • olly

    uy vey and I could use to loose about 19 lbs LOL
    I’ll put them aside for you to have.

    Bless you and your’s Melzy Family.

    Letterman’s a riot.

  • Meleah

    Olly:
    I could use those 19 lbs. Considering now I have to shop in the children’s department for clothes. UGH.

    Letterman is straight comedy.

  • Don’t you worry, I am eating extra bread this weekend and believe me, one of us will be sorrier (and fatter!) than the other come Monday. 😉

  • Wow! I never knew that!!!!

  • Ooooo….. thank you. I always wondered why that was.

  • Hahahaha.
    Happy Passover.

  • It appears I celebrate Passover periodically through out the year.

    Happy Passover

  • I knew if I ever read a Bible I’d be more knowlegeable about these things. I’m so glad I have you to educate me!

  • Meleah

    Chelle B:
    Ha ha ha ha ha.

    Olga:
    Now ya know!

    Jules:
    I am here to inform!

    Selma:
    Thank you. xxoo

    Urban:
    I celebrate this every day since I cant eat bread ever.

    Terri:
    hahahahahaah…..

  • I am passed out over passover.

  • Meleah

    Me too dood. Me too.

  • You are hilarious. There’s no way I’d survive. Must. Eat. Bread.

  • Meleah

    Of all of the things I can not eat…I miss BREAD

    The.Most.

    🙁

  • Maybe I sould go on the Moses diet.

  • After a week of matza…………

  • Meleah

    Awake:
    I highly suggest it. Bead is AWESOME, but carbs are BAD

    Jeremy Jacobs:
    Yikes….Not me….I dont eat Matza AT ALL

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