* Thanks To David Letterman *
Jewish people are celebrating Passover this weekend. For those of you who do not know a lot about the holiday, here is some valuable information….
“During the seven-day holiday known as Passover, Jews refrain from eating bread to commemorate Moses triumphantly losing 19 pounds on a low-carb diet.”
This concludes our ‘Let’s Learn About Passover’ segment.
I will have to remember that and pass it along to my Jewish friends-they’d get a kick out of that!
Loving the conclusion. LOL.
Silver:
I saw this on Letterman last night. My son was sooo hysterical.
Jen:
Glad you enjoyed it.
How ironic! I totally need to lose 20 pounds in seven days. Thanks Moses!
Momo:
you CRACK me up!
One word for AFTER your lovely family holiday: SCANNER.
ahem. That is all.
(seriously, wishing you and everyone an excellent passover Seder.)
Very funny!
Dr. Moses Atkins? That works for me! I need to give it a try.
Leslie:
We just started Dessert and its um….10pm. Hopefully we will wrap this up by 12….and then we get to CLEAN UP. Its gunna be a long ass night up in here! I promise to SCAN with the next 24 hours. xxoo
Hammer:
🙂
Valerie/Natural
“Moses Atkins” hahahahahahahaha
uy vey and I could use to loose about 19 lbs LOL
I’ll put them aside for you to have.
Bless you and your’s Melzy Family.
Letterman’s a riot.
Olly:
I could use those 19 lbs. Considering now I have to shop in the children’s department for clothes. UGH.
Letterman is straight comedy.
Don’t you worry, I am eating extra bread this weekend and believe me, one of us will be sorrier (and fatter!) than the other come Monday. 😉
Wow! I never knew that!!!!
Ooooo….. thank you. I always wondered why that was.
Hahahaha.
Happy Passover.
It appears I celebrate Passover periodically through out the year.
Happy Passover
I knew if I ever read a Bible I’d be more knowlegeable about these things. I’m so glad I have you to educate me!
Chelle B:
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Olga:
Now ya know!
Jules:
I am here to inform!
Selma:
Thank you. xxoo
Urban:
I celebrate this every day since I cant eat bread ever.
Terri:
hahahahahaah…..
I am passed out over passover.
Me too dood. Me too.
You are hilarious. There’s no way I’d survive. Must. Eat. Bread.
Of all of the things I can not eat…I miss BREAD
The.Most.
🙁
Maybe I sould go on the Moses diet.
After a week of matza…………
Awake:
I highly suggest it. Bead is AWESOME, but carbs are BAD
Jeremy Jacobs:
Yikes….Not me….I dont eat Matza AT ALL