Happy New Year, Mo-Fos!

Here’s hoping 2011Rocks The Casbah.’

Okay people.

I am not very good at making or keeping New Year Resolutions. Seriously, I am not going to be joining a gym, nor will I try to quit smoking any time soon. But, I do need to make some changes. And thatโ€™s why I like to hear what YOUR resolutions are, because quite frankly?ย  I am fresh out of ideas. So, please tell me, what are you going to be doing differently in 2011?

Happy New Year MoFo’s!

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About Meleah

Mother. Writer. Television Junkie. Pajama Jean Enthusiast.
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93 Responses to Happy New Year, Mo-Fos!

  1. Anonymous says:

    I am going to stop letting people walk all over me… back and forth, forth and back. I’m over it. Dooooooonnnnnneeeeeeee!!!

  2. moooooog35 says:

    For my resolution, I’m going to start walking all over MoniqueRenae.

  3. LeAnn says:

    Love the cake and sure hope you have a Happy and Healthy New Year!!!!!!!! BTW would love to know where you buy the PJ’s?????

  4. Ron says:

    BRAVA!!!

    OMG, Meleah….I absolutely LOVE that fucking cake – it’s BRILLIANT!!!

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha! I laughed so hard, I spewed my morning coffee!

    Funny, I just finished writing my New Years post for tomorrow and I basically shared the same thing as you….I don’t make resolutions. One, I can never keep them because I end up changing my mind (you know us Libras!). And two, I just like to see how the new year plays out without any preconceived ideas; allowing the year to change me.

    Happy New Year, my dear friend!

    Thank you for all that you’ve shared this year. Soooooo glad to have met you!

    X

  5. Sheila says:

    I will not be rejoining my gym – $89 a month for 5 years – No F***ing Way! I definitely won’t be giving up cigs (as I hack away while smoking a cig). I think this year will stop letting my husband have sex for free. I think I’ll start charging – I am his ho after all, right? So what’s a good price?

    Love your cake! Have a great New Year!!

  6. Lyndadesordi says:

    Hmmmmm!! What am I going to do differently??? I don’t know because I don’t even know what the hell I’m doing now!!!!!!Maybe, just try to survive without going bonkers!!!!!!<3<3<3

  7. Gina says:

    HA! New Year’s Resolutions!

    Here’s what I’m going to do in the New Year. I’m going to continue smoking cigarettes, I will continue to THINK about working out and wishing that I had the tight little body that I used to have, I am going to swear like a sailor, as always, regardless of how inappropriate it can be at times, I will continue to talk about how I am going to travel up the East Coast this year and still won’t make it (but I really do want to), I will still carry on a conversation with myself as if I am in an argument with the person I am upset with, while pacing back and forth waving my arms all over the place (because that’s what Italians do), I will continue to piss people off with my filterless honesty (because I don’t hear myself when I’m talking and probably won’t gain that ability any time soon), I would like to say that I am going to finish my rough draft this year but why do that to myself, stupid people will continue to either piss me off or be used for entertainment purposes at the dinner table, I will continue to tell people that I don’t want to change the world, even though I secretly do, and I will continue to fantasize about all of the things I want to do until I actually do them. I guess you could say this is the year of self-acceptance for me.

    There it is! There’s my New Year’s Resolution. I will accept myself just the way I am, without judgment.

    There is one thing that I’m NOT going to do this year. Use credit cards. I will pay for everything with cash. If I don’t have the cash, I don’t need it! Good luck to me.

    Happy New Year Mel!!!

  8. Mike says:

    Best cake ever! Nothing like making food say what we’re all thinking anyway ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. Ahahahahahahahahhahaahahhaa

  10. I get my pajamas mostly from Target.

  11. Happy New Year, Ronnie!
    I am so happy we met this year too!
    Looking forward to enjoying 2011.

  12. See, now THAT is a brilliant idea! You rock, Shelia!

  13. Ahahahah. I love you Aunt Lynda!

  14. Oh, Gina!
    Best. Resolution. Ever!

    But, um…you WILL make it to NJ this year.
    Or I’m just going to have to come visit you.
    EITHER way we WILL meet face to face!

    xoxooxox

  15. Thank you, Mike.
    I love this cake!

  16. geechee_girl says:

    I resolved not to make resolutions ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. Jayne says:

    I’ll be posting on the changes I’m making in 2011 next week. But I love that cake. You are definitely someone I could party with, my friend.

  18. I’d LOVE to hang with you too, Jayne!
    Can’t wait to see your list.

  19. BobG says:

    I’m still trying to control my weight; I gave up that resolution some time back. Between a bad ticker and diabetes, most of my fun vices are already gone. Maybe I can resolve to blog more often.

    Hope you have a happy new year, and that the next year treats you better than the last one. Best wishes, Meleah.

  20. Oscar says:

    Nice F&@$ing cake!

    I’m not making any resolutions. I’m too damned perfect as it is!

    Ok maybe one. Not to be full of myself! Lol

    Happy New Year my friend! My best to ya!

    Khcc for sure soon!

  21. I do hope you decide to blog MORE often!
    Happy New Year, Bob!

  22. Ah ha! I think you are perfect too Oscar!

  23. I’m going to find a new place to buy fish. (No more fish man temptation.) I’m going to stop sleeping with my neighbor’s husband. (Probably.) I’m only going to drink Silver Oak Cabs. I’m going to buy myself a black silk Gucci trench coat for my birthday. Oh, yeah, and lose 40 pounds and quit smoking and drinking gin and listening to country western music. No, I’m not going to do any of those things. I’m going to be like Sheila and start charging my husband for sex. Don’t worry, he can afford it once a year at least.

  24. Mikewj says:

    Uh, I don’t usually make resolutions, but I do have one now. I resolve to stop staring at that picture of your pajamas to see if you’re wearing your new lingerie.* Because I know it’s wrong of me.

    * Just kidding. Not really. But I did take a second look. Sorry. I really, really apologize. In my own defense, it may not be entirely my own fault because we have a primal “lizard brain” that’s left over from when we were cavemen and cavewomen. It makes us do things we shouldn’t. The key is let your higher, more evolved brain rule the day. And, in the end, I assure you that mine did.

    *Oh, God, why did I leave this comment? Meleah’s never going to speak to me again….*

  25. Awake In Rochester says:

    I’m not big on New Years resolutions either. I’ve gotten into the wine and junk food around Christmas and gained a bit of weight back. Soon I will be back into the healthy eating. Mostly because I truly feel healthier! Oh, and no more booze, (for the most part) lol HEY, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I don’t have time to catch up on the rest of your posts now. Something is going on that I will blog about soon. I will miss you!

  26. Anonymous says:

    I am not quitting smoking as much as I make a fuss about it..I will continue to drink..and my resolution is to have one whole, complete 365 days of Happy Fucking New Year…:)

  27. Madge says:

    I’m going to try really hard to stop licking envelopes. It’s gross. I have a sponge licker, and I just need to force myself to use it.

  28. Ziva says:

    LOVE the cake! My New Years Resolution will be to not break my New Years Resolution. How’s that?

  29. FragrantLiar says:

    Meleah, since last year’s promise to myself was such a success (I vowed not to achieve a thing), I think I’ll just do the same thing again. I mean, if it ain’t broke, as they say, don’t fix it. Well, I’ve got this one down really good, so . . . off I go again to achieve pretty much nothing! Woot-woot!

  30. FragrantLiar says:

    By the way, I must have your cake maker’s name!

  31. Nicky says:

    I resolve to continue my efforts to show others why they should all just shut up and do what I tell them. Also, I resolve to meet at least one of my blog friends. ๐Ÿ™‚

  32. I LOVE that cake. I’m going to try not to stress as much in 2011. I am really sick of stressing out over every little thing. I’m going to end up in the loony bin if I don’t stop. In 2011 I want to be Zen and fabulous. Hope you have a fantabulous New Year. XXXXX

  33. Marty Wombacher says:

    Best fucking New Year’s Eve cake ever! Happy New Year’s to you and your family, Meleah!

  34. cmk says:

    I resolve to NOT stress over hockey. And I will lose ALL of the weight I have gained. And I WILL start exercising. And I WILL forgive all of the assclowns in my family who have done me wrong. And I WILL finish all of the projects that I have started. And I WILL…who the hell am I kidding? I will go on and continue doing what I want and enjoy myself while I’m doing everything that’s bad for me. One thing I’m pretty sure of, I won’t start smoking again–I think. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Have a great New Year, sweetie. And I resolve to keep in touch with you more often throughout the new year. (And that one I hope to keep. :)) xoxoxoxoxo

  35. Anonymous says:

    to lose body fat. i don’t know, just to do better than i did last year in every area of my pathetic life.

    is that the traveling bra or is it yours. either way i’m hating. i still have training wheels on mine.

  36. Gina says:

    Yes we will. Either way. NJ is first on my list for trips in 2011 so it’s gonna happen.

  37. Anonymous says:

    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

    Not allowed!!!

  38. No resolutions… will take things as they come along.

  39. Mike says:

    Haha! That cake is priceless!

    Resolutions? Save for the house that we plan on buying at the end of this coming year. Maybe get back in shape, although that resolve usually lasts about a week.

  40. You crack me up Meleah, and as far as resolutions I don’t blame you. But when your ready to quit the cigs, I have the way to do it and you won’t even know it. I have been reviewing over 20 various e-cigs and believe me, if you get the right ones, they work and damn well. They are cheap also, so you can save the lungs and go out to dinner more often, hell you can even vape your e-cig in the restaurant too. I have been smoke free for a month and I am now a vaper and loving it. They are freaking amazing and wish they were around 30 years ago. Oh well live and learn. Oh so sorry I sound like a freaking infomercial, but don’t care, if I can save you some money and help you when you have to shovel snow, then shoot me now ๐Ÿ™‚

    Now bring on 2011 waa hooo

  41. Jules says:

    I’m going to start working out again – I’m actually pretty excited about it. I”m also going to drink more water and find a new job.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Sounds like you have an amazing array of descriptions. Good thing, cause I just can’t do the New Year’s resolution thing. If I want to change something, I start immediately. I’m one of those people that if I put something off, it never gets done. I’m lazy like that. Happy New Year Meleah and son from our family!

  43. cardiogirl says:

    That cake is my Most Excellent Surprise of the day — love it!

    I hate resolutions but we did get a Wii for Christmas with the balance board and Wii Fit. So I’m now on a mission to lower my Wii Fit age to 35. I’ll be 43 next month and the last time I took a Wii game challenge — had to hit baseballs (missed all of them), return tennis volleys and bowl — my Wii Fit age was 75.

    I was so pissed off.

    So that’s why I’m shooting for 35.

  44. cardiogirl says:

    I totally missed the bra. I had to go back to look after I read V’s comment.

  45. I’ve never made a resolution in my life simply because I can never keep at it. My mantra in life is take one day at a time and leave tomorrow for tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜€ Happy New Year Meleah.

  46. Lucy says:

    I am like you, very bad at resolutions! Today, is January 1 and I am seriously thinking about doing some resolutions this year, yeah, leave it to me to think about resolutions on NEW YEAR’S DAY, so we will see if I come up with any by Midnight, (LOL)

  47. Oh Linda!

    You crack me up.

    But I do think you should still get a black silk Gucci trench!

  48. You are toooo funny!

    HA!

    And, I practically live in those pajamas!

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