She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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You gave me a new goal in life…ha ha…one day!
I’ve never thought of that. Cheaper than divorce. Ha! Ha! Thanks for my friday laugh.
perfect places for all of them… although,, in my case,,, i am sure the old man would be in the pen…..
:::looking down and nodding my head:::
LoL!
Man’s perfect breakfast:
A blowjob.
Now, put down your f*cking cereal, bitch. I have to get to work soon.
My Milk Comes In A Bag!
SMH… Hilarity ensues.
LOL
Nice. Feeling Better?
I’m falling off my chair.
Oh I want that kind of boyfriend too.
How are you now my dear?
An that deserves two for the price of one 🙂
“Man’s Perfect Breakfast”:
Option 1 – In bed
Option 2 – If she hasn’t gotten a cab yet, whatever she decides to make.
Her husband sure must be thin!! … Prolly from worrying about his wives cardboard lover.
My dream girl has her picture on a bus. (That would be HOT!)
… a taxi would be alright 2, I spoze
Boat?? – naaaa
I want to change my answer to BILLBOARD please
Noemi:
Reach For The Stars!
The Girl I Will Bring Home:
yes, It would indeed!
your welcome
Paisley:
xoxox
Ricardo B:
he he he
mooooog35:
HA HA HA
Dood you kill me.
Urban:
I try.
Oscar:
Yes. I am slowly feeling better thanks for asking.
RMH:
That makes Two Of Us.
xox
🙂
Rog:
Nice!
Speedy:
You are cracking me up.
I’ve always said there’s a big difference between a wife and a girlfriend. Now I know it’s the same difference between husband and boyfriend.
HA!!!!!!!!!
I love it!!…..prolly more that I ought to! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speedy’s milk comes in a bag?
?????
Richard:
Oh!! So True!
Olga:
I Think Speedy’s Milk DOES Comes In A Bag!
ha ha ha
That is hilarious. I suppose that would be the perfect dream for some.
Why don’t I see the humor in that last line?? Why?? I bet my wife would!!!
Bagged milk is always the best and most nutritious… Bag numbers 36 to 38 seem to be the cream of the crop, as well. I partake as often as is humanly possible. 🙂
I’ll say it now, cause I can feel a head-slap coming.
“OOOWWWWWEEEEEE!!!”
LOL
Debo Hobo:
ha ha ha
Yep.
My idea of the perfect breakfast is a little different.
xoxo
Lance:
I think your wife would like this too.
🙂
SoLow:
I had no idea there even was a such thing as Bagged Milk!
Funny! Have a fantastic weekend!
I am totally at a loss. Speedy took the best comebacks, and I’m not particularly creative today. My perfect breakfast is whatever wakes me up and allows me to get to work at least functional.
LMFAO!
Priceless.
Mark:
you too!
Lee:
Always the Gentleman.
🙂
Random Chick:
xoxox
Amen! I wonder how hard those goals are to attain?
With that Breakfast lineup, I’m surprised her husband was NOT listed on the FBI’s top ten most wanted fugitives list! 😀
Oh, I needed that. Too funny. LMAO.
Diva:
ha ha ha
I’m not sure!
MMP:
Right?!
Selma:
im glad I made you laugh.
I miss your blog posts!
I know you are ill and taking a ‘break’ but the internet is NOT the same without you.
xoxo
You know, I’ve known some women who would have preferred me on that milk carton, but I loved them anyway!
Love it! lmao!
I’ve HAD that dream before!
(How do you suppose Speedy pours milk from a bag???)
Too funny! I cracked up & so did Joe. lol!
“moooooog35 Says:
December 5th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Man’s perfect breakfast:
A blowjob.
Now, put down your f*cking cereal, bitch. I have to get to work soon.”
Now there’s a thought, huh? You and my hubby would get along. LOL.
LOL@ moooooog35 I’m surprised he didn’t say hand job.
Speedy’s milk come in a bra!
Actually, AIR….it was Speedy’s donuts that came in a bra! Or ACTUALLY….his donuts LEFT in a bra! 🙂
Where IS my santa hat???….dammit!
YAY!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
at least she will always know where he is.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face!!! TOO funny!!
Heee heee – good one!
SNL time! Are you watching? How are you doing these days?
@Olga, the Traveling Bra …Speedy’s donuts? hmm!
I must say Ms. Olga that Santa hat looks especially good on you. There is something sensual about it.
Meleah, have you ever put a Santa’s hat on …ah…. never mind. ;o)
The women in the post scares the living crap outta me!
Hey Look! Alic Baldwin!!!
Mereb, Stop by my place to say so long… xoxo (I’ll keep in touch)
Hope you don’t mind but “You’ve been tagged!!”
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You link back to the person that tagged you.
Share 7 random/weird things about yourself.
Tag 7 people and link to them.
Leave a notice on their comments letting them know you have tagged them. And the game goes on.
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That sounds lovely!