Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden…POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, “I’m Mother Nature!” Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won’t have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won’t have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life… As a matter of fact, you’ll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!
Then POOF!…She was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, “Fred, where are you?” Fred yells back “I’m over here in the pussy willows.” Dave shouts back, “DON’T SWING, FRED!! Whatever you do, DON’T SWING!!!”
LOL! This joke ROCKS! You know all your readers are going to be repeating this one over and over!
LOL!!!
ROFL. umm, i’m just grinning. lol. shhhh.
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! FRED, DON’T SWIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!
I’m shocked and appalled! And laughing my butt off!
LOL! You always post the funniest jokes. 🙂
Absolutely hilarious. I love your Friday funnies!!!!
Hahahaha!
That’s a good one! LOL!
ha!ha! you bad girl.
LOL. Good one! 🙂
you sly little devil you!!!!!
I Need 2 Play Golf … Just 2 Tell This Story!
… Sending 2 Dad / Ha Haa!
Yeah, a man can do without butter. But p*ssy, not so much.
Sound advice! LOL!
That’s funny!
I think I’ve heard it — or one very similar — before, but it’s still funny!
LOL! You Friday funnies never fail to make me laugh!
I remember pu..opps. Ah, that’s a good one! I like that one.
Hehehe… good one!?
wickedly funny
Im glad you guys enjoyed this!
xoxox