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Friday Funnies:


Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the  ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, “I think Sal is dead!  What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing  voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s  make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence…

And then a shot is heard.

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line,

“Okay… Now  what?”

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  • ha ha ha…thanks for the lesson…now I know what to do in case I find myself in that situation.

  • wicked

  • i HAD to laugh at this one!

  • okay i’m laughing, but don’t tell anyone.

  • HA HA! Actually, that’s why EMS ambulances are diversely staffed 🙂

  • Ah.

    Just another day in Boston.

  • No wait I don’t get it ! Why Italians ?

  • Hehehe

  • cmk

    Trouble is, I actually KNOW people like that! 😀

  • Oh, that one had me choking on my lunch and LOL!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the Friday humor and hope you have a good weekend.

  • Ha ha! Funny!

  • Love it!

  • Thanks for the giggle.

  • I’ve heard this before and still it puts a smile on my face. I’m liking the Friday Funnies!

  • I know guys like Vinny! Though I am smart enough not to go hunting with them.

  • Is Vinny’s surname Cheney by any chance ? ;o)

    Thanks for making me laugh!

  • LOL. Yikes! 😯

  • I know guys like Vinnie too but they’re Irish. Good one!!!

  • Damn Vinny lol

  • That’s just wrong…(holding my sides!)

  • That was so cute… LOL. Love you.

  • OMG! lol! you always crack me up!

  • Being mostly Italian myself……HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think I dated him.

  • Ha, that’s funny.
    Now I’ve to think of some funny reasons why Asians can’t be paramedics, lol

  • I thought it was going to be something about the guy gesticulating wildly, like an Italian. The mafia-style ending was a surprise. Italians don’t shoot each other, do they?

  • That would be even more fitting if it were two sloppy drunk rednecks, bwaaaaaaahahahahha!

  • Meleah

    Glad You All Enjoyed This One.

    *As I am Italian I figured I could get away with posting this one!*

  • lmao!

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