header image

Friday Funnies:

WHY ITALIANS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the  ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, “I think Sal is dead!  What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing  voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s  make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence…

And then a shot is heard.

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line,

“Okay… Now  what?”

If you liked my post, feel free to subscribe to my rss feeds

  • ha ha ha…thanks for the lesson…now I know what to do in case I find myself in that situation.

  • wicked

  • i HAD to laugh at this one!

  • okay i’m laughing, but don’t tell anyone.

  • HA HA! Actually, that’s why EMS ambulances are diversely staffed 🙂

  • Ah.

    Just another day in Boston.

  • No wait I don’t get it ! Why Italians ?

  • Hehehe

  • cmk

    Trouble is, I actually KNOW people like that! 😀

  • Oh, that one had me choking on my lunch and LOL!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the Friday humor and hope you have a good weekend.

  • Ha ha! Funny!

  • Love it!

  • Thanks for the giggle.

  • I’ve heard this before and still it puts a smile on my face. I’m liking the Friday Funnies!

  • I know guys like Vinny! Though I am smart enough not to go hunting with them.

  • Is Vinny’s surname Cheney by any chance ? ;o)

    Thanks for making me laugh!

  • LOL. Yikes! 😯

  • I know guys like Vinnie too but they’re Irish. Good one!!!

  • Damn Vinny lol

  • That’s just wrong…(holding my sides!)

  • That was so cute… LOL. Love you.

  • OMG! lol! you always crack me up!

  • Being mostly Italian myself……HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think I dated him.
    ~Mary

  • Ha, that’s funny.
    Now I’ve to think of some funny reasons why Asians can’t be paramedics, lol

  • I thought it was going to be something about the guy gesticulating wildly, like an Italian. The mafia-style ending was a surprise. Italians don’t shoot each other, do they?

  • That would be even more fitting if it were two sloppy drunk rednecks, bwaaaaaaahahahahha!

  • Meleah

    Glad You All Enjoyed This One.

    *As I am Italian I figured I could get away with posting this one!*

  • lmao!

Blog Directory for Manalapan, New Jersey