‘Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
So –
If you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
Have A Great Weekend Everyone
OMG, we are SO IN SYNCH! This ended up on my blog this morning, too!
YOU are a HOT MESS!
xoxo
Love it. Your Friday Funnies are the best!
You say it best !
That’s very true. My wife has been keeping me living for 25 years now. Best thing that ever happened to me, along with having our two kids.
So true. 😀
Have a great weekend birthday girl.
And truer words were never spoken.
Hahaha I’m laughing so hard.
I’m going to print this out and stick it on my wall.
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s great being a woman!
Sinner:
*Great Minds*
Selma:
I search high and low for the best Friday Funnies!
The Girl I Would Bring Home To Momma
(and go out drinking with):
I try!
Hermit:
Aw!
Tree:
Oh Thank you. I will have a nice bday weekend. I have some wonderful plans. My nephew is turning ONE on Saturday, so there will be MANY a photos to take and family fun !
Angry:
Hey there NEW DADDY. I’m so happy you had a LIBRA for your first child!
And yes C.Rag is one heck of an amazing wife.
RMH:
Sweet!!
Valerie:
Sometimes being a woman is fabulous. And other times, it’s a whole lot of freeking work!
The truth is sometimes funnier than fiction! 😀
Love this! Thanks. You have a good weekend too!
“If you are ever in an argument with your wife and discover that you are in the right, apologize immediately.”
-Robert Heinlein
Funny and true. I hope you’re still celebrating your birthday and continue to all weekend.
Oh, I could rewrite that, but I don’t think you’d appreciate it. 😉
LOL! Funny & true.
Lazy cut and paster! LOL
I treat my women the way I treat myself.
Oh my…now it all makes sense. Too bad I always made the wrong assumptions and decisions. No wonder I’m always up to my neck in it. And all I have to do is open my mouth.
Amen!
Not to get off topic but I had to share this with you. I found it while doing usless things on the web.
That’s great Meleah!
Having both a wife and a daughter at my house — I know this to be true!!!
Hee-hee, great one Mereb!
I’ll make a note of that one. Thanks for the advice 😉 I’ll let ya know if it works…lol! Big hugs from me xxoo
But there aren’t any in my life right now so I will run willy nilly.
LOL!!! so very true.
LMAO! This is so true and funny. I just sent this to my email list.
Thanks for the laugh.
🙂
Miss Money Penny:
You got that right!
Barbara:
xxoo
Bob G:
Good Call!
Linda:
Aw. Thank you. I did continue to celebrate my b-day all weekend, by celebrating my nephews 1st birthday!!
DCR:
Id like to hear YOUR version!
Awake:
xxoo
🙂
Oscar:
You are the best
Lee:
Aw!
A lot of men seem to have a knack for saying ‘The Wrong Thing’
Terri:
xxoo
Dan:
LOL LOL LOL
Lance:
HA HA HA
Steph:
I try!
Graham:
Big Hugs back to you too!
xxoo
Ricardo:
Im alone too darling.
Marsha:
🙂
Shae:
Sweet.
Your welcome
Ha ha! So funny, and SO true!
Well said Meleah … LOL!
Momo Fali:
So.Very.True!
Nick:
He he he
Well said!!! 🙂
SO TRUE! Thanks
Lady:
🙂
CR:
xxoo