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Friday Funnies: Sage Advice

‘Whatever you give a woman,  she’s going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her  groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give  her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

So –

If you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

Have A Great Weekend Everyone

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  • OMG, we are SO IN SYNCH! This ended up on my blog this morning, too!

    YOU are a HOT MESS!

    xoxo

  • Love it. Your Friday Funnies are the best!

  • You say it best !

  • The Hermit

    That’s very true. My wife has been keeping me living for 25 years now. Best thing that ever happened to me, along with having our two kids.

  • So true. 😀

    Have a great weekend birthday girl.

  • And truer words were never spoken.

  • Hahaha I’m laughing so hard.
    I’m going to print this out and stick it on my wall.
    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • it’s great being a woman!

  • Meleah

    Sinner:
    *Great Minds*

    Selma:
    I search high and low for the best Friday Funnies!

    The Girl I Would Bring Home To Momma
    (and go out drinking with):

    I try!

    Hermit:
    Aw!

    Tree:
    Oh Thank you. I will have a nice bday weekend. I have some wonderful plans. My nephew is turning ONE on Saturday, so there will be MANY a photos to take and family fun !

    Angry:
    Hey there NEW DADDY. I’m so happy you had a LIBRA for your first child!
    And yes C.Rag is one heck of an amazing wife.

    RMH:
    Sweet!!

    Valerie:
    Sometimes being a woman is fabulous. And other times, it’s a whole lot of freeking work!

  • The truth is sometimes funnier than fiction! 😀

  • Love this! Thanks. You have a good weekend too!

  • “If you are ever in an argument with your wife and discover that you are in the right, apologize immediately.”
    -Robert Heinlein

  • Funny and true. I hope you’re still celebrating your birthday and continue to all weekend.

  • dcr

    Oh, I could rewrite that, but I don’t think you’d appreciate it. 😉

  • LOL! Funny & true.

  • Lazy cut and paster! LOL

    I treat my women the way I treat myself.

  • Lee

    Oh my…now it all makes sense. Too bad I always made the wrong assumptions and decisions. No wonder I’m always up to my neck in it. And all I have to do is open my mouth.

  • Amen!

  • Dan

    Not to get off topic but I had to share this with you. I found it while doing usless things on the web.

  • That’s great Meleah!

    Having both a wife and a daughter at my house — I know this to be true!!!

  • Hee-hee, great one Mereb!

  • I’ll make a note of that one. Thanks for the advice 😉 I’ll let ya know if it works…lol! Big hugs from me xxoo

  • But there aren’t any in my life right now so I will run willy nilly.

  • LOL!!! so very true.

  • LMAO! This is so true and funny. I just sent this to my email list.

    Thanks for the laugh.
    🙂

  • Meleah

    Miss Money Penny:
    You got that right!

    Barbara:
    xxoo

    Bob G:
    Good Call!

    Linda:
    Aw. Thank you. I did continue to celebrate my b-day all weekend, by celebrating my nephews 1st birthday!!

    DCR:
    Id like to hear YOUR version!

    Awake:
    xxoo
    🙂

    Oscar:
    You are the best

    Lee:
    Aw!
    A lot of men seem to have a knack for saying ‘The Wrong Thing’

    Terri:
    xxoo

    Dan:
    LOL LOL LOL

    Lance:
    HA HA HA

    Steph:
    I try!

    Graham:
    Big Hugs back to you too!
    xxoo

    Ricardo:
    Im alone too darling.

    Marsha:
    🙂

    Shae:
    Sweet.
    Your welcome

  • Ha ha! So funny, and SO true!

  • Well said Meleah … LOL!

  • Meleah

    Momo Fali:
    So.Very.True!

    Nick:
    He he he

  • Well said!!! 🙂

  • SO TRUE! Thanks

  • Meleah

    Lady:
    🙂

    CR:
    xxoo

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