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Friday Funnies: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter.

She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife?

He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
And some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ………. So does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

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  • You have me ROLLING lady…too funny.

  • ….funny joke!

    But assume this has nothing to do with the “non stop smile plastered on your face!?” 😉

  • Oh your so lucky I got my Friday Funnies. I was starting to worry about you and getting ready to send you an email !!!!! I usually get my funnies first thing in the morning. Don’t scare me like that. This was a good one……. Thanks for the laugh as usual. Have a great weekend beautiful one.

  • This dude and his wife either have a wonderful sense of humor and enjoy teasing each other or their marriage is so dysfunctional that it’s functional.

    Here’s one for you:

    Dear Santa,

    Please send me a baby brother.

    Little Tim

    Dear Little Tim,

    Please send me your mother.

    Santa

  • Lee

    Paybacks…I love paybacks!! I gotta remember not to read these while I’m on conference calls though. Everyone wants to know what’s so funny…and I can’t tell them.

  • hahaha Can’t argue that logic!

  • Good one! I never heard it before!!

  • Meleah

    Jodycakes:
    ROLLING!
    he he he

    Olga:
    Oh girl, I might have to send you an email. Im too scared to blog about it for fear I might JINKS the smile that is plastered on my face.
    Also, I am in total shock and in utter bliss…..
    xoxox
    🙂

    The Girl I Will Bring Home To Momma:

    Yeah. I know, I’ve been running behind on blogging and commenting. Ive been VERY pleasantly distracted. I will announce the news when I am ready!
    xoxox

    Urban:

    ha ha ha ha

    Lee:

    I learned a long time ago not to read blogs while on the phone at work!
    🙂

    Dazd:
    No, I don’t think even I could argue that one!
    I promise to come over to your blog soon!

    Barbara:
    🙂

  • I say he is definitely a keep. Hey at least he had the balls to go to the store in for the feminine product in the first place. 🙂

  • Oh Meleah I’m so happy that you have been pleasantly distracted. You so deserve to be happy…I can’t wait to hear the news!!!!!

  • Good thing she didn’t ask for an enema!

  • That’s very funny…I laughed out loud even…

    BUT I WANT DETAILS WOMAN!

    Happy Friday!

  • Oh my! That was funny! Ha ha ha!

  • Hahaha.. brilliant! Love it!

  • Meleah

    Debo Hobo:
    Oh hell yeah. That’s one for the man!

    The Girl I Will Bring Home:
    Girl, I am amazed and thrilled and having all sorts of feelings I’ve never experienced before. Just keep your fingers crossed that things work out for me.
    xoxoxo

    Oscar:
    HA HA HA

    Courtney:
    OMFG. Its going so good I’m almost AFRAID to talk about it at all!

    Babs:

    Im glad you enjoyed!

    Lady:

    ha ha ha ha

  • I think that guy picked the worst time of the month to try proving a point to his wife.

  • LMAO!

  • ooooooooooooohhhh no, lol

  • Meleah

    Terri:
    Ha ha ha
    Yeah, talk about BAD timing.

    Nick:
    🙂

    Drowsey:

    xoxox

  • That was hilarious.

  • LMAO! Too funny! thanks for the laugh my dear!

  • I hope my husband does not read this because he rolls his own…

  • Thank God my husband’s given up smoking. Hilarious!

  • Meleah

    Roshan:
    Glad I made you laugh!
    xoxox

    Betty:
    I do my best to find these little tid-bits to share with ya’ll on Fridays!

    Michelle:
    HA HA HA

    Selma:
    Good Thing!

  • LOL. funny and ouch.

  • Ahh the memories of when I used to know people who’d roll their own. Cigarettes, that is.

  • Meleah

    Val:
    Can you imagine!

    Richard:
    ha ha
    Oh The Glory Days of Yester-Year!

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