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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter.

She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife?

He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
And some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ………. So does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

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  • You have me ROLLING lady…too funny.

  • ….funny joke!

    But assume this has nothing to do with the “non stop smile plastered on your face!?” 😉

  • Oh your so lucky I got my Friday Funnies. I was starting to worry about you and getting ready to send you an email !!!!! I usually get my funnies first thing in the morning. Don’t scare me like that. This was a good one……. Thanks for the laugh as usual. Have a great weekend beautiful one.

  • This dude and his wife either have a wonderful sense of humor and enjoy teasing each other or their marriage is so dysfunctional that it’s functional.

    Here’s one for you:

    Dear Santa,

    Please send me a baby brother.

    Little Tim

    Dear Little Tim,

    Please send me your mother.


  • Lee

    Paybacks…I love paybacks!! I gotta remember not to read these while I’m on conference calls though. Everyone wants to know what’s so funny…and I can’t tell them.

  • hahaha Can’t argue that logic!

  • Good one! I never heard it before!!

  • Meleah

    he he he

    Oh girl, I might have to send you an email. Im too scared to blog about it for fear I might JINKS the smile that is plastered on my face.
    Also, I am in total shock and in utter bliss…..

    The Girl I Will Bring Home To Momma:

    Yeah. I know, I’ve been running behind on blogging and commenting. Ive been VERY pleasantly distracted. I will announce the news when I am ready!


    ha ha ha ha


    I learned a long time ago not to read blogs while on the phone at work!

    No, I don’t think even I could argue that one!
    I promise to come over to your blog soon!


  • I say he is definitely a keep. Hey at least he had the balls to go to the store in for the feminine product in the first place. 🙂

  • Oh Meleah I’m so happy that you have been pleasantly distracted. You so deserve to be happy…I can’t wait to hear the news!!!!!

  • Good thing she didn’t ask for an enema!

  • That’s very funny…I laughed out loud even…


    Happy Friday!

  • Oh my! That was funny! Ha ha ha!

  • Hahaha.. brilliant! Love it!

  • Meleah

    Debo Hobo:
    Oh hell yeah. That’s one for the man!

    The Girl I Will Bring Home:
    Girl, I am amazed and thrilled and having all sorts of feelings I’ve never experienced before. Just keep your fingers crossed that things work out for me.

    HA HA HA

    OMFG. Its going so good I’m almost AFRAID to talk about it at all!


    Im glad you enjoyed!


    ha ha ha ha

  • I think that guy picked the worst time of the month to try proving a point to his wife.

  • LMAO!

  • ooooooooooooohhhh no, lol

  • Meleah

    Ha ha ha
    Yeah, talk about BAD timing.




  • That was hilarious.

  • LMAO! Too funny! thanks for the laugh my dear!

  • I hope my husband does not read this because he rolls his own…

  • Thank God my husband’s given up smoking. Hilarious!

  • Meleah

    Glad I made you laugh!

    I do my best to find these little tid-bits to share with ya’ll on Fridays!

    HA HA HA

    Good Thing!

  • LOL. funny and ouch.

  • Ahh the memories of when I used to know people who’d roll their own. Cigarettes, that is.

  • Meleah

    Can you imagine!

    ha ha
    Oh The Glory Days of Yester-Year!

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