Lemme get something straight.
According to a late night TV commercial your company is willing to cover the cost for “Pos-T-Vac” so that an 80 year-old man can still get a hard-on.
But you’re NOT willing to cover prescription cough syrup for people suffering from bronchitis.
Really?
Signed,
Not sick just confused.
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After posting that as a Status Update on Facebook I received several very funny comments. And let’s face it. It’s always better to find a way to laugh rather than stay angry. So I decided to share two particular comments with you fine people.
1. Sarah: Well, what if you bone that 80 year old who can now get a hard on, and charge him a fee that covers the cost of your cough syrup? Sarah is ALWAYS thinking.
Followed by:
2. Mary: Sarah will bone for cough syrup with codeine. BYOBM (Bring Your Own Boner Meds)
And that’s exactly how this t-shirt and this coffee mug were born.
But all kidding aside….
Clearly, there is something very wrong with our entire health care system.
Discuss.
Working in a medical clinic I know lots of guys who regularly come for their Viagra aged 70’s & 80’s! I wonder what age their lady friends are!
xoxo
Yikes!
I like this Sarah person. However, I must say that my mind went to a much dirtier place to explain how your 80 year old man helped create your sore throat but I’ll just leave it there. And yes, I do know that I have just been upgraded to the first class one way ticket to hell. LOL!
xoxo
Traci
I’m glad that I will still be able to get boners when I’m 80. But I don’t think that I will need any meds for it. 😉
On serious note, I find the US medical system a bit weird. It seems that the weird or rare medicines are easier to get and something that is common needs a prescription from a doctor. I maybe wrong but that’s how it has seemed to me (or have the movies misguided me?)
I swear I cursed myself!
The day after I posted this = BAM. DEATHLY ILL.
* sigh *
And, thank you for the laugh, Traci!
xoxoxo
🙂
PS: It’s not medication.
It’s a vacuum.
HELLO.
The whole system is JACKED.
The. End.
It’s absolutely crazy.
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