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Category Archives: Technology

HELLO … IT’S ME …

HELLO IT’S ME AND I’M STILL ADDICTED TO WATCHING TOO MUCH TV …   It’s been a while. Yeah. Like, a really long while. Whatevs. I’m not going to waste anyone’s time with details, excuses, or dramatic re-enactments explaining my disappearance. Aint nobody got time for that.   However? And, luckily for y’all… My undying […]

WARNING: Do NOT Be Alarmed!

My very bestest friend in the whole wide world of 23+ years, Leslie, will be temporarily ‘hijacking‘ this website to perform routine maintenance. And she will be adding some new and improved totally-super-cool features. Because I am completely technology-codey-html-css-challenged. Please don’t *panic* or break out into *cold sweats* if over the next few days, you […]

Dear Facebook [Part Two]

Okay. Okay. Do ya’ll remember when THIS happened to me? And how that happened to me for no good reason. [For reasons that still remain vague and unclear.] Yes? Good. Well, fortunately for me, that situation has since been taken care of. And, I have found that by using Facebook LESS and LESS I’ve avoided […]

Facebook Status Updates That Could Have Been, All Things Clean, And Very Lengthy ‘Titles’ As Opposed To Nicknames.

Meleah is writing this blog post in the third person, because it’s easier for her to make fun of her self [and light of any situation] when she refers to herself in the third person. Especially when she is delirious from total exhaustion. [Sorry, Moog35.] This week’s ‘Cleaning Extravaganza’ provided what could have been, most […]

Uncharted Territories, My New Found Love For Global Positioning Systems, Trying To Beat Death On A Bridge, And Why I Need To Learn Spanish As A Second Language.

There are some things in life I know with utmost certainty I can do well. And then, there are some things in life that I have absolutely no business attempting to do whatsoever. Take for instance, cleaning. Nobody loves to clean more than I do. I think I just might be the only person on […]

Involuntary Solitary Confinement May Lead To More Productivity

While I am still on my ‘forced facebook hiatus’ I have plenty of time to take care of all the other things in my life that tend to get overlooked due to excessively abusing Facebook. Yanno, the simple things, like showering, shampooing (and conditioning) my hair, brushing my teeth, doing the laundry.  Wow. I had […]

Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook, When I first met you I wasn’t sure we would get along. In fact, I found you quite difficult to navigate. And frankly, I was intimidated by all of your incessant application requests. Also, I thought you were just going to be another MySpace. However, against my better judgment, I went ahead and […]

The Best Commercial. EVER.

I really LOVE this commercial. And lately, I cant help but find myself oddly attracted to Ajay Bhatt! Share This!

Twitter Announcement

I’m sure all of you have heard of twitter by now, in fact I tweet with most of you already. But, I have some Very Big News that I would like to share with ya’ll regarding one of my closest friends of all time AND twitter. Also, for those of you who are not familiar […]

We Interrupt This Program…

To bring you some very important news. My ‘Real Life Best Friend’ Leslie was just interviewed by: The PerkettPR Blog. And yeah. It is a big f*cking deal. So, I am calling on ALL of my readers and ALL of my friends to swing on over HERE and get in on the buzz. Leslie has […]

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